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Topic: Jerk Astrology
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Mercy unregistered
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posted November 19, 2002 05:07 PM
Cat see me and hard!! I have seen at least one hairy Cancer man too, and he proudly wanted to show his chest to me! Haaaaaah, at work in the middle of business affairs ! I was like:" ok...show, show, show!" Actually I was going to reply with:" why aren't female Cancers hairless? Makes no sense! And yes I am a clingy Cancer (few hairs here and there) but quickly bored too and (very)intense. Just beware.....whoooooh! Never mind me, I have been out eating (yamyam) and drank some great wine. So where's my prince for Goodness sake? If this was a whishing well I would wish for his soft full lips on mine! Aaaaaah! It will happen, because I say so!
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Cat Newflake Posts: 0 From: USA Registered: Oct 2009
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posted November 19, 2002 05:24 PM
Mercy You got me really here.OK hands up.....who else has seen a hairy cancer man Sorry guys.....I know I's being bad Sue IP: Logged |
Bissie unregistered
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posted November 19, 2002 05:38 PM
LOL @ Sue and Mercyyou sound like two innocent girls.. who are you trying to deceive, heh? this Virgo here can feret out your secrets just like that - *clicking fingers*
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Cat Newflake Posts: 0 From: USA Registered: Oct 2009
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posted November 19, 2002 05:54 PM
Inspector Bissie Trust what I say...I'm a Virgo AND with an unaspected Saturn Can't speak for Mercy though
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Mercy unregistered
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posted November 20, 2002 03:29 AM
Hey...I am very serious here! IP: Logged |
Tranquil Poet unregistered
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posted April 26, 2005 05:00 PM
- most of the Taurus Moon people are overweight or just love to eat too much (too greedy?) and they are slow moving. I love to eat and eat and eat but I am not fat. I'm surprised lol. I'm 5"4 and 124lbs.
Throughout my life people have always asked me how I eat so much and don't gain weight. Must be the fast metabolism I am not slow moving. Might be my gemini sun IP: Logged |
maya-v unregistered
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posted April 26, 2005 05:19 PM
Hey you remind me a lot of an old friend from around here ... she has a Gem Sun/ Taurus Moon too ... I wonder where she is now!Its nice to see how you can remember so much and push all these interesting topics up! Spice things up right? IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid unregistered
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posted April 26, 2005 06:29 PM
LOLLLL at Mercy’s posts “mothers-in-law with Pisces Sun are very bitter and hard to deal with” “most Virgos have at least one clock in every room at home” lol I have a Virgo Moon and I would die if a room didn’t have a clock. “people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house” IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 26, 2005 08:30 PM
people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th houseThis is very true, I have venus on the asc and I'm hopelessly gorgeous and endearing... IP: Logged |
Deira unregistered
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posted April 26, 2005 09:18 PM
Well my partner is a Cancer and he's hairy maybe because he's of Armenian descent or because of his strong Scorpio influences. His Scorpio Mars really loves my dark looks. IP: Logged |
zoso Newflake Posts: 15 From: Reno, Nv Registered: Nov 2009
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posted April 27, 2005 12:00 AM
I have a Venus close to my Pluto...so I'll take that compliment of being SEXY any day...I guess...he hebut Taurus Moon CHUNKY???? No way! Okay, I am........slow.........moving.........but not chunky. Although i love good, rich food. Been borderline anorexic for many years and not happy with it since I can't eat my favorites. I'm getting over it though, thanks to sushi, mexican and thai. Gotta love THAT combination!! My former BF is a Cappy and has a larger forehead. Not a freakishly larger one,but more emphasized now that his hair is receding. poor guy.
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Jazzebel unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 12:20 AM
aaah what a surprise - that is such an old thread of mine, maaaaany years ago, yes- only 3 but they seems like eons to me. It reminds me of the old good times, it makes me sooooo damn nostalgic How the heck did you find this string if there is not a search option here. Anyways..good to read the posts of old friends againIP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 27, 2005 01:41 AM
Mens hairlines may recede, but they still age way better than women! (i'm gonna get flak for this one, sorry but its true!!)IP: Logged |
aries-chick unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 03:26 AM
lol Jazzbel so you were Bissie.. coolI agree with the blonde/brunette thing. I think Leos are most likely to go out with several blondes and eventually marry a brunette. Scorpios are most likely to constantly date brunettes and end up with a blonde. Libras are most likely to constantly date blondes and marry a blonde who happens to be a lesbian and have multiple threesomes with her and her blonde friend.. disclaimer: if they're lucky A Scorpio friend of mine was talking about this with another guy.. and I was listening in lol, cause I was at the table next to them. He was saying how he always dates brunettes and it always ends bad so he's gona go for a blonde next, so I coughed and he turned and winked at me lol he must've known I was listening in (I'm blonde nowadays) .. Actually thats something else I noticed, most Aries girls dye their hair blonde (if it's not naturaly blonde) and it usually suits them better. IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 27, 2005 04:17 AM
Aries men like hyper feminine womenTaurus men like curvy and exotic women Geminis like bitchy women Cancers like submissive women Leos like attentive women Virgos like women they can't have Libra men only like a woman if his best friend likes her Scorpio likes horny women Saggitarius likes women with padunk in the trunk Capricorn likes shorter women Aquarius just likes weirdos Pisces loves 'em all (man **** ) IP: Logged |
Marlene unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 05:59 AM
Well,let's see. My man has his Mars in Scorpio but i am a blonde (actually he is attracted to any girl that looks like has come out of a Vargas painting..gggrrrrrhhhh).He also has a big forehead and a lovely Roman nose I have seen many hairy Cancers My sister is a Cancer and she is a bit hairy *muahaha* Tauruses are dictators I have a Pisces rising and you are damn right i am gracious!!!In addition to my twin sister who has a Scorpio rising,and she is a complete tomboy(short boyish hair,athletic,not feminine at all).... What about my man's Leo moon and my Aries moon????? IP: Logged |
laglady unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 08:03 AM
Leo moon are dramaqueens Mercury conjunct neptune doesn't speak in complete senten... and from what's already been touched on..
Taurus women are, from what I've seen, stocky. not necessarilly fat. and can indeed be bitchy. Cappys have big foreheads. I think that rings true Most Aquarius men I know are chubby and dark haired, and have great smiles Cancer men are not hairy. but are proud of the 6 strands on thier chest. IP: Logged |
sue g unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 09:16 AM
I have Moon in Taurus and its soooo true about eating too much (to the point of being greedy for me). My weight has shifted between 135 pounds to 170 pounds or so, and although I love the eating, I hate the unhealthy feeling of being overweight (and not fitting into my clothes)...........so once again folks, I start a DIET........wish me luck...........great thread!!!IP: Logged |
Tranquil Poet unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 10:35 AM
Aries men like hyper feminine women HAHAHAHATaurus men like curvy and exotic women YUP. I'D ALSO SAY CAPPYS LIKE EXOTIC WOMEN. I HAVE NOTICED THIS IN THE CAPPY MEN I KNOW AND THE CAPPY WOMEN. THEY USUALLY LIKE SOMEONE WITH FOREIGN FEATURES. Geminis like bitchy women HAHAHAHA Cancers like submissive women YEAH I'D SAY THAT Leos like attentive women WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES Virgos like women they can't have I KNOW 2 VIRGO WOMEN WHO ARE LIKE THAT Libra men only like a woman if his best friend likes her YEAH AND SOMEONE GOOD ENOUGH TO HUMP ALSO Scorpio likes horny women AND THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE STORY Saggitarius likes women with padunk in the trunk THEY CAN BE KIND OF BOSSY ALSO Capricorn likes shorter women MY BOYFRIEND IS A CAPPY. HE IS LIKE 6"1 AND i'M 5"4. However when we hug it doesn't look like it. Aquarius just likes weirdos MY BOYFRIEND HAS AN AQUA RISING AND AQUA MOON AND AQUA IN MERCURY. I'M A GEMINI WITH MERCURY IN GEMINI. I CAN BE WEIRD ALSO. Pisces loves 'em all (man **** ) PISCES GIRLS CAN SOMETIMES BE EASY.... SORRY JUST BEING HONEST. I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS A PISCES WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL. WE ONCE GOT IN A FIGHT AND THEN CRIED AND HUGGED EACHOTHER AND MADE UP. SHE WAS SENSITIVE ALSO. WE BOTH HAD CANCER RISINGS. IP: Logged |
Battle of Evermore Newflake Posts: 0 From: Registered: Dec 2010
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posted April 27, 2005 02:35 PM
Awwweee, you just called me a sweetheart! You are a doll yourself you know Bissie. Yeah, kinda touchy about what peeps say about me sometimes, and no I don't have to have a clock in every room, I just wear a watch. Hey Tranqil Poet, the thing about Pisces girls, err, hate to say it but true. I know I Pisces girl who's been leading a good friend of mine around on a string for like three years, and she's a perfect specimen of easiness....I'd just like to fillett her little fishy butt, ERRR she makes me angry!IP: Logged |
zoso Newflake Posts: 15 From: Reno, Nv Registered: Nov 2009
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posted April 27, 2005 02:52 PM
My ex (the Cappy) likes short women...but that's cuz he's only 5'5. I'm 5'4' so I guess that was good enough. and I am a little exotic looking, but not sexy Brazilian or anything....just Basque. His brother is a Taurus (total dictator--we butt heads as I am Sag) but he only like women who are skinny. His opinion is that women shouldn't have an ounce of fat on them. His last girlfriend (my friend) is a Virgo--tall and thin-as-a-rail. She had a job at Lane Bryant once and got so much shite from customers!! And yes, Leo mooners are dramaqueens! --Weird ones if they are also Aqua suns. IP: Logged |
laglady unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 03:04 PM
I'm a cappy sun, and I like shorter guys, or chubby guys. but rarely attracted to short AND chubby guys.------------------ LibraRising CapSun AquaMoon IP: Logged |
neptune's mermaid unregistered
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posted April 27, 2005 04:07 PM
“Hopelessly gorgeous” seriously, get over yourself BlueRoamer IP: Logged |
BlueRoamer Knowflake Posts: 95 From: Registered: Apr 2009
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posted April 27, 2005 11:58 PM
Oh i'm sorry, i meant excessively handsomeIP: Logged |
oddball unregistered
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posted October 13, 2005 09:07 PM
This is a great post. Want to bump it. and the thing about mars in scorpio liking dark women?? lol Tom Jobim has moon in scorpio. He composed the girl from ipanema... "Tall and tan and young and lovely..." lol. I also have mars in scorpio. I think brunettes just have a sex appeal that blondes do not. I can't explain it either. Virgo's are extrememly picky when it comes to mates. I've noticed this too...IP: Logged |