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Mercy
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posted November 19, 2002 05:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cat see me and hard!! I have seen at least one hairy Cancer man too, and he proudly wanted to show his chest to me! Haaaaaah, at work in the middle of business affairs ! I was like:" ok...show, show, show!"
Actually I was going to reply with:" why aren't female Cancers hairless? Makes no sense! And yes I am a clingy Cancer (few hairs here and there) but quickly bored too and (very)intense. Just beware.....whoooooh! Never mind me, I have been out eating (yamyam) and drank some great wine.
So where's my prince for Goodness sake? If this was a whishing well I would wish for his soft full lips on mine! Aaaaaah! It will happen, because I say so!

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Cat
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posted November 19, 2002 05:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mercy
You got me really here.

OK hands up.....who else has seen a hairy cancer man
Sorry guys.....I know I's being bad
Sue

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Bissie
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posted November 19, 2002 05:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL @ Sue and Mercy

you sound like two innocent girls..
who are you trying to deceive, heh?
this Virgo here can feret out your secrets just like that - *clicking fingers*


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Cat
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posted November 19, 2002 05:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Inspector Bissie

Trust what I say...I'm a Virgo
AND with an unaspected Saturn

Can't speak for Mercy though

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Mercy
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posted November 20, 2002 03:29 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey...I am very serious here!

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 26, 2005 05:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
- most of the Taurus Moon people are overweight or just love to eat too much (too greedy?) and they are slow moving.


I love to eat and eat and eat but I am not fat. I'm surprised lol. I'm 5"4 and 124lbs.

Throughout my life people have always asked me how I eat so much and don't gain weight. Must be the fast metabolism

I am not slow moving. Might be my gemini sun

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maya-v
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posted April 26, 2005 05:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey you remind me a lot of an old friend from around here ... she has a Gem Sun/ Taurus Moon too ... I wonder where she is now!

Its nice to see how you can remember so much and push all these interesting topics up! Spice things up right?

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neptune's mermaid
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posted April 26, 2005 06:29 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOLLLL at Mercy’s posts

“mothers-in-law with Pisces Sun are very bitter and hard to deal with”

“most Virgos have at least one clock in every room at home”
lol I have a Virgo Moon and I would die if a room didn’t have a clock.

“people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house”

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BlueRoamer
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posted April 26, 2005 08:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house

This is very true, I have venus on the asc and I'm hopelessly gorgeous and endearing...

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Deira
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posted April 26, 2005 09:18 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well my partner is a Cancer and he's hairy maybe because he's of Armenian descent or because of his strong Scorpio influences. His Scorpio Mars really loves my dark looks.

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zoso
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posted April 27, 2005 12:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for zoso     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a Venus close to my Pluto...so I'll take that compliment of being SEXY any day...I guess...he he

but Taurus Moon CHUNKY???? No way! Okay, I am........slow.........moving.........but not chunky. Although i love good, rich food. Been borderline anorexic for many years and not happy with it since I can't eat my favorites. I'm getting over it though, thanks to sushi, mexican and thai. Gotta love THAT combination!!


My former BF is a Cappy and has a larger forehead. Not a freakishly larger one,but more emphasized now that his hair is receding. poor guy.

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Jazzebel
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posted April 27, 2005 12:20 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
aaah what a surprise - that is such an old thread of mine, maaaaany years ago, yes- only 3 but they seems like eons to me. It reminds me of the old good times, it makes me sooooo damn nostalgic
How the heck did you find this string if there is not a search option here. Anyways..good to read the posts of old friends again

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BlueRoamer
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posted April 27, 2005 01:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mens hairlines may recede, but they still age way better than women! (i'm gonna get flak for this one, sorry but its true!!)

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aries-chick
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posted April 27, 2005 03:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol Jazzbel so you were Bissie.. cool

I agree with the blonde/brunette thing. I think Leos are most likely to go out with several blondes and eventually marry a brunette.

Scorpios are most likely to constantly date brunettes and end up with a blonde.

Libras are most likely to constantly date blondes and marry a blonde who happens to be a lesbian and have multiple threesomes with her and her blonde friend.. disclaimer: if they're lucky

A Scorpio friend of mine was talking about this with another guy.. and I was listening in lol, cause I was at the table next to them. He was saying how he always dates brunettes and it always ends bad so he's gona go for a blonde next, so I coughed and he turned and winked at me lol he must've known I was listening in (I'm blonde nowadays) ..

Actually thats something else I noticed, most Aries girls dye their hair blonde (if it's not naturaly blonde) and it usually suits them better.

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BlueRoamer
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posted April 27, 2005 04:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries men like hyper feminine women

Taurus men like curvy and exotic women

Geminis like bitchy women

Cancers like submissive women

Leos like attentive women

Virgos like women they can't have

Libra men only like a woman if his best friend likes her

Scorpio likes horny women

Saggitarius likes women with padunk in the trunk

Capricorn likes shorter women

Aquarius just likes weirdos

Pisces loves 'em all (man **** )

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Marlene
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posted April 27, 2005 05:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well,let's see.
My man has his Mars in Scorpio but i am a blonde (actually he is attracted to any girl that looks like has come out of a Vargas painting..gggrrrrrhhhh).He also has a big forehead and a lovely Roman nose
I have seen many hairy Cancers
My sister is a Cancer and she is a bit hairy *muahaha*
Tauruses are dictators
I have a Pisces rising and you are damn right i am gracious!!!In addition to my twin sister who has a Scorpio rising,and she is a complete tomboy(short boyish hair,athletic,not feminine at all)....
What about my man's Leo moon and my Aries moon?????

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laglady
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posted April 27, 2005 08:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Leo moon are dramaqueens

Mercury conjunct neptune doesn't speak in complete senten...


and from what's already been touched on..

Taurus women are, from what I've seen, stocky. not necessarilly fat. and can indeed be bitchy.

Cappys have big foreheads. I think that rings true

Most Aquarius men I know are chubby and dark haired, and have great smiles

Cancer men are not hairy. but are proud of the 6 strands on thier chest.

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sue g
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posted April 27, 2005 09:16 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have Moon in Taurus and its soooo true about eating too much (to the point of being greedy for me). My weight has shifted between 135 pounds to 170 pounds or so, and although I love the eating, I hate the unhealthy feeling of being overweight (and not fitting into my clothes)...........so once again folks, I start a DIET........wish me luck...........great thread!!!

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Tranquil Poet
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posted April 27, 2005 10:35 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aries men like hyper feminine women
HAHAHAHA

Taurus men like curvy and exotic women
YUP. I'D ALSO SAY CAPPYS LIKE EXOTIC WOMEN. I HAVE NOTICED THIS IN THE CAPPY MEN I KNOW AND THE CAPPY WOMEN. THEY USUALLY LIKE SOMEONE WITH FOREIGN FEATURES.

Geminis like bitchy women
HAHAHAHA

Cancers like submissive women
YEAH I'D SAY THAT

Leos like attentive women
WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT GOES

Virgos like women they can't have
I KNOW 2 VIRGO WOMEN WHO ARE LIKE THAT

Libra men only like a woman if his best friend likes her
YEAH AND SOMEONE GOOD ENOUGH TO HUMP ALSO

Scorpio likes horny women
AND THATS BASICALLY THE WHOLE STORY

Saggitarius likes women with padunk in the trunk
THEY CAN BE KIND OF BOSSY ALSO

Capricorn likes shorter women
MY BOYFRIEND IS A CAPPY. HE IS LIKE 6"1 AND i'M 5"4. However when we hug it doesn't look like it.

Aquarius just likes weirdos
MY BOYFRIEND HAS AN AQUA RISING AND AQUA MOON AND AQUA IN MERCURY. I'M A GEMINI WITH MERCURY IN GEMINI. I CAN BE WEIRD ALSO.

Pisces loves 'em all (man **** )
PISCES GIRLS CAN SOMETIMES BE EASY.... SORRY JUST BEING HONEST. I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS A PISCES WHEN I WENT TO SCHOOL. WE ONCE GOT IN A FIGHT AND THEN CRIED AND HUGGED EACHOTHER AND MADE UP. SHE WAS SENSITIVE ALSO. WE BOTH HAD CANCER RISINGS.

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Battle of Evermore
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posted April 27, 2005 02:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Battle of Evermore     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awwweee, you just called me a sweetheart!
You are a doll yourself you know Bissie.
Yeah, kinda touchy about what peeps say about me sometimes, and no I don't have to have a clock in every room, I just wear a watch.
Hey Tranqil Poet, the thing about Pisces girls, err, hate to say it but true.
I know I Pisces girl who's been leading a good friend of mine around on a string for like three years, and she's a perfect specimen of easiness....I'd just like to fillett her little fishy butt, ERRR she makes me angry!

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zoso
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posted April 27, 2005 02:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zoso     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My ex (the Cappy) likes short women...but that's cuz he's only 5'5. I'm 5'4' so I guess that was good enough. and I am a little exotic looking, but not sexy Brazilian or anything....just Basque.

His brother is a Taurus (total dictator--we butt heads as I am Sag) but he only like women who are skinny. His opinion is that women shouldn't have an ounce of fat on them. His last girlfriend (my friend) is a Virgo--tall and thin-as-a-rail. She had a job at Lane Bryant once and got so much shite from customers!!

And yes, Leo mooners are dramaqueens! --Weird ones if they are also Aqua suns.

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laglady
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posted April 27, 2005 03:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a cappy sun, and I like shorter guys, or chubby guys. but rarely attracted to short AND chubby guys.

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LibraRising CapSun AquaMoon

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neptune's mermaid
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posted April 27, 2005 04:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
“Hopelessly gorgeous” seriously, get over yourself BlueRoamer

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BlueRoamer
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posted April 27, 2005 11:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueRoamer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh i'm sorry, i meant excessively handsome

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oddball
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posted October 13, 2005 09:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is a great post. Want to bump it. and the thing about mars in scorpio liking dark women?? lol Tom Jobim has moon in scorpio. He composed the girl from ipanema... "Tall and tan and young and lovely..." lol. I also have mars in scorpio. I think brunettes just have a sex appeal that blondes do not. I can't explain it either. Virgo's are extrememly picky when it comes to mates. I've noticed this too...

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