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Vastorode
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posted April 26, 2008 01:42 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
brunette and dark hair women are soooooooooo irresistible, i can spot them from miles away , something exotic sexy,mysterious about them makes them soo attractive! maybe its my Scorpio sun ,mercury,rising,and crap load of Pluto in my chart? or my background? could it be my juno and Vesta in Scorpio in 1sth house? its intense.. nice post!! i always wonder why i attract them like magnets. woot for 6 years old topic !!

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IXIEveryTimeIDie
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posted April 26, 2008 03:25 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My sun conjuncts Pluto & Mercury in my natal chart and I have very low self confidence.

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lechien
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posted April 26, 2008 03:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for lechien     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
funny thread...!

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"Cancer men...ugh lets not go there!"

-i can't agree more.


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"Virgo men brush their teeth obsessively, but their teeth still aren't great. They also have a hard time pursuing a profitable career or doing well at school."

-the latter part is true, but the virgo i know NEVER brushes his teeth (um, once a week maybe?). but his "sun virgo conjunction" makes the food stuck between his teeth appear all so charming.

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Every Virgo rising I know gives off the image of being a hardworker, but is actually really really lazy (myself included).

-kind of true with the above mentioned friend. but because he's really really lazy, the image as a hardworker start to crumble down over time.

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"Pisces men are unrealistic and can lie alot. A lot of times they delude themselves into believing that they were once great soldiers, politicians, authors, or athletes, and are now being chased by the CIA and are living in hiding. Um....yeah.

-i dated a pisces who lived in the world of conspiracy theories and he thought being like james bond is the cool way to be and slept with lots girls but left a whole mess behind unlike a real smooth player. i'm not opposed of polygamy necessarily, so i told him if we want to do that we have to have some things straight and he got scared and backed out. they can be the biggest coward too because they are so delusional that they can't face reality.

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Sagittarians accidentaly bump into everything.

-that's me! i'm always knocking off things, hitting others by accident, and walking into walls and stuff. the other day i got completely drunk and biked home and drove right into a taxi, and although it was completely my fault i screamed back at the driver and drove off. i didn't remember that until i woke up in the morning covered in bruises and scrapes.

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LibraLady2709
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posted May 06, 2008 01:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I find the following to be UNTRUE:

*almost all Leo men fall for blonde women.

--I am a blonde (Libra) woman. The Leo that I was in love with tended to fall for dark-haired Latinas....

--I do not have a hard Mars-Jupiter aspect, but have frequent bouts of insomnia.

- I have a Moon and Venus TRINE (Cancer-Scorpio respectively), but have horrible luck with love and don't really feel that people take an interest in me...

-Taurus women are tend to be unlucky in love or marriage, or they just don`t marry: most of the Taurus women I know have had better luck than I have, and I'm a LIBRA: I'm supposed to be VERY lucky with love

-people with Venus/PLuto conjucntion, trine or square, tightly aspected in their natal chart are VERY charismatic and VERY sexual:
Actually, the opposite is true for me. Not only do I have a Venus-Pluto 12th house conjunction, but I also have Venus/Pluto trine to my Moon and to my Jupiter. I do not consider myself charismatic because I don't have good luck in love; I'm NEVER noticed. And I don't consider myself very sexual either; I'm actually very cautious with my body and care only about the emotional and mental connections; the physical aspect is not important to me

-People with tight Mercury/Neptune conjunction tend to lie a lot.
*I have a Mercury-Neptune square and I don't lie a lot (I have 2 Sag planets, a Sag ascendant, and TWO Sag parents...Sag is one of the most honest signs if for no other reason than most Sags just can't help being honest and blunt). I only lie if I need to; I feel so horrible when I lie so I try to avoid it.


-people with heavy afflicted Neptune (lots of squares and oppositions ), natal chart, are sure cheaters.
**I have never even emotionally or mentally cheated on ANYONE and I have a Neptune opposite Moon and Neptune sqaure Sun and Mercury. I am VERY loyal. When I love, I LOVE.


-people with Venus on their Ascendent are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house
***did you mean 2nd or 12th house? If you meant 2nd, this isn't true for me.

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hidey
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posted May 06, 2008 02:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ive noticed that aries' have their own look in their eyes... theyre not necissarily big eyes, but even if they small they seem big. Aries' have these big curious eyes that are almost shiny looking. Ive guessed a few aries' signs just by looking at their eyes.

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sun - gemini
moon - libra
asc. - scorpio

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mblover
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posted May 07, 2008 04:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mblover     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL. I Love This about Pisces Men.


"Pisces men are unrealistic and can lie alot. A lot of times they delude themselves into believing that they were once great soldiers, politicians, authors, or athletes, and are now being chased by the CIA and are living in hiding. Um....yeah.
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-i dated a pisces who lived in the world of conspiracy theories and he thought being like james bond is the cool way to be and slept with lots girls but left a whole mess behind unlike a real smooth player. i'm not opposed of polygamy necessarily, so i told him if we want to do that we have to have some things straight and he got scared and backed out. they can be the biggest coward too because they are so delusional that they can't face reality.

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evander
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posted May 07, 2008 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for evander     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I consider this facts true:
*cappy and large forehead. so freakkin true. 4/4 i can think of right now
*most of the Cancer men have hairless chest and/or face: i know one whose going bald in his early 20s
*men with hard Moon/Mars aspect are arrogant and offending, short tempered.: girl, moon square mars. hv been called arrogant quite a few times. im also very hot headed
*Venus in 2nd house makes beautiful ppl.

I strongly disagree:
*ALL women with Moon/Venus positive aspect, natal chart, are real sweethearts - loveable and loved by anyone, very feminine as well --- i hv a sextile. and oh boy are my shoulders broad or what. i also hv manly hobbies and enjoy sports
*don't have a hard Mars-Jupiter aspect, but have frequent bouts of insomnia.

true to an extent:
*people with Venus/PLuto conjucntion, trine or square, tightly aspected in their natal chart are VERY charismatic and VERY sexual: I hv it. And I know few other ppl who hv it as well. It's true to an extent
*-people with tight Mars/Neptune hard aspect are very charismatic and alluring. : I hv this one as well. but I am really not sure. I've seen both "sides of the coin"

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