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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 09:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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all men with Scorpio Mars are attracted to brunette/dark women, the hit is about 100%.


I have noticed this also.


The scorpio I like also has mars in scorpio. I am a brunette.


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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

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(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 09:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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most people, especially men, with Uranus and/or Mars in their 3th house


LOL he also has mars in his 3rd house. Very fast driver.


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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 09:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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- most of the Taurus Moon people are overweight or just love to eat too much (too greedy?) and they are slow moving


I love to eaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttt but not greedy and yes slow moving...sometimes.

And not close to being over weight. I thank my gemini sun for not letting me sit still LOL.


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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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SecretGardenAgain
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posted October 13, 2005 09:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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A Leo man can be a bigger drama queen than any lady.

Fire sign men tend to have nice broad shoulders.

Libras like drugs


YES YES YES to all of those! was with a drama queen Leo male for four years! now he will randomly im, call, email me and say, no one can put up with it like you did! its true har har . My Libra bro is obsessed with drugs,

love those fire mens shoulders, darn sexy and irresistable, i swear the Aries' shoulders and biceps are his only redeeming factor, now if only his brain was as big as his biceps...

BR that is funny indeed funny funny! right spot on with the Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancers, Leos, Virgos, Libra lol, and Aqua, dont have enough experience to vouch for other signs,

personally I think
Aries men have sexy bodies

Taurus men are chubby and have good smiles but are bad kissers

Gemini men get really annoying really fast, and love to degrade women they are with after the honeymoon period is over! (no i have never been with a Gemini man and a million dollars could not get me to!)

Cancer men...ugh lets not go there!

Leo men have big feet small eyes and too lazy to be on top of a woman in bed.

Virgo men brush their teeth obsessively, but their teeth still aren't great. They also have a hard time pursuing a profitable career or doing well at school.

Libra men love drugs..what else can I say. They also love anyone who is whiter than them.

Scorpio men are freaky. Agree with the brunette thing. They dont like women who grow out their nails.

Sag men often fall for ugly women and have a really hard time forgetting their first woman theyre gonna compare everyone to her argh. They have too many friends too but still confide in no one.

Cappy men love women of another race, are big flirts too, and overachievers.

Aqua men are too slow, and like women who will roleplay the mans part in the relationship. Theyre lazy too and just want a woman to strip herself, strip him, grab his package and put it in herself, dress him back up, tuck him in, and then apologize for disturbing him and LEAVE. before she leaves btw, it would be nice if she cleaned up a little and locked the door after her.

Pisces men are unrealistic and can lie alot. A lot of times they delude themselves into believing that they were once great soldiers, politicians, authors, or athletes, and are now being chased by the CIA and are living in hiding. Um....yeah.

Love
SG

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 09:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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-people with Pluto/Jupiter tight conjunction or opposition in thei natal chart, are usually lucky in their business affairs...usually they get rich if engaged in business


I have pluto conjunct jupiter.

I don't know yet about this one.


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-women with Pisces Rising usually have long hair, look very feminine, graciouse, its rare to see Pisces Rising woman with short boyish hair


I have noticed this with pisces risings as well.


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- ALL women with Moon/Venus positive aspect, natal chart, are real sweethearts - loveable and loved by anyone, very feminine as well


I have my moon conjunct my venus. Does this count?

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-most of the Cancer men have hairless chest and/or face


I have noticed this also.


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-most of the dictators are Taurus


COUGHS HITLER COUGHS

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 09:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Taurus men are chubby and have good smiles but are bad kissers


The taurus men I know are sexy, thin, and passionate kissers.


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(no i have never been with a Gemini man and a million dollars could not get me to!

Join the club LOL

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Cappy men love women of another race, are big flirts too, and overachievers.


I have only met one slutty capricorn man LOL. I notice they do like women of other cultures as well.

I wouldn't say they are flirts though unless there are alot of signs in there chart that do like to flirt.


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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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Lauren
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posted October 13, 2005 10:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Pisces men are unrealistic and can lie alot. A lot of times they delude themselves into believing that they were once great soldiers, politicians, authors, or athletes, and are now being chased by the CIA and are living in hiding. Um....yeah.

lol SG that's funny. I could see that happening


Ok..what I've noticed

Men with a Mars/Asc conjunction have to have everything their way and they usually get whatever they want..They also cut in line a lot, but people are too scared to say anything so they let them lol

A Scorp Venus can screw up a perfectly good guy and turn him into an obssessive compulsive person

People with a Sun/Jupiter conjunction or opposition think they can make the world revolve around them and they refer to themselves as superman/woman

Leos don't need to do that cause the world already revolves around *them*, naturaly..

Sagittarians accidentaly bump into everything.

Ariens bump into everything, on purpose.

Gemini mooners are never really HERE. All of their minds were secretly abducted by aliens so if they don't listen when you talk to them..don't blame them.. they're elsewhere in the galaxy at the time.

If you happen to have a Sun sq Moon child, then you know you and your SO will be completely different as parents and have completely different ideas about how to raise that child.

Pluto on the Asc makes one seem harsh no matter what they say/do, even when they don't mean to be harsh at all. Reminds me of that Anger Management movie.

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 10:39 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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A Scorp Venus can screw up a perfectly good guy and turn him into an obssessive compulsive person


Oh god yes! Aka ***** .

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Gemini mooners are never really HERE. All of their minds were secretly abducted by aliens so if they don't listen when you talk to them..don't blame them.. they're elsewhere in the galaxy at the time.

Ughhh that's my sister right there. Capricorn with taurus rising. I always yell at her. Or she will nod as if she actually even heard anything I say.

Sometimes I feel older than her. Sometimes she comes out with a little commanding side like go do this and that. I just look at her like she's crazy and tell her to f*ck off.

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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nove731
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posted October 13, 2005 11:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nove731     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've noticed three things, about three signs. I'll go in order. :-P

Every guy I know with Leo rising is gay.

Every Virgo rising I know gives off the image of being a hardworker, but is actually really really lazy (myself included).

Every person I know with a Libra moon is GORGEOUS but soooooooooo hooked on drugs.

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 11:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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I've noticed three things, about three signs. I'll go in order. :-P
Every guy I know with Leo rising is gay.


The ones I know aren't even close to being gay LOL.

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Every Virgo rising I know gives off the image of being a hardworker, but is actually really really lazy (myself included).


LOL I have seen this.

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Every person I know with a Libra moon is GORGEOUS but soooooooooo hooked on drugs.


The ones I know aren't hooked on drugs but are gorgeous

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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sthenri
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posted October 13, 2005 11:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny I haven't noticed the drugs/libra thing but I have noticed my ex medicates himself with food and drink. He also has jupiter in Sag/7th. I knew at least two libra risings who were very obsessed with drugs (JFK had this aspect too). That's because libras want to look and be perfect.

Men never like horny women, they like women who are available:>

Yep Taurus women are bitchy, but my theory on this is that Taurus people like myself can be afraid to act, and need to be stimulated.

I LOVE the description of Aqua: It's scary because this is exactly how it was with my two Aqua lovers.

I agree Virgo risings can be slow to motivate themsselves, but they will find someone to nag if they can from the couch giving off the impression that they are actually overworked. In that way they are never really lazy.

Libra moons are very much into perfection, food, weight, love, work...anger...music. I could see weight loss drugs.

Natasha

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Mystic Gemini
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posted October 13, 2005 11:33 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wouldn't judge based on sun sign only.

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Gemini sun, Cancer rising, mercury in Gemini, moon in Taurus *29, venus in Taurus, mars in Libra

*´¨)
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ * Lost in the peace of serenity
Blind my eyes I cannot see
Lost my soul but found my heart
Again a time, when I shall start

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twentytwenty
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posted October 14, 2005 04:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for twentytwenty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi bissie

as a leo guy i can safely say that i used to freakin love blonde women.. almost exclusively. which is not too good in my opinion.. i've changed a lot now. blonde, brunette, black, red..doesn't matter to me one bit. sure i still like blondes, but my favouritism towards them is gone. i'm way more into eyes now!

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twentytwenty
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posted October 14, 2005 04:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for twentytwenty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh oh
-women with Pisces Rising usually have long hair, look very feminine, graciouse, its rare to see Pisces Rising woman with short boyish hair

my sister is pisces rising and she almost battles against long hair. she has worn it short for most of her teen and adult life. having said that i think she would look nice with long hair
oh and yes. she is crazy.
libra sun pisces rising virgo moon!

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twentytwenty
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posted October 14, 2005 04:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for twentytwenty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi lauren

this is hilarious

Sagittarians accidentaly bump into everything.

Ariens bump into everything, on purpose.

two of the 3 dogs me and my friend take care of are aries male and female. they are always barging right through the little taurus girl to get something or go somewhere! however every now and then the taurus gets mad as hell and starts doing some bossing around of her own. the aries doggies kinda respect that and take a back seat.. so aries.. testing testing pushing pushing.. so tuarus to explode when pushed too far
even dogs have these sun traits it seems.

as for sag acidentally bumping.. i have sag rising and sooo many times i've bought new clothes only to bump into something and rip them somewhere.. argh! i'm always bumping into door handles too for some reason.

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twentytwenty
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posted October 14, 2005 04:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for twentytwenty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
whot?!

secret garden..

Leo men have big feet small eyes and too lazy to be on top of a woman in bed.

ahem!
*shakes head*

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Iqhunk
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posted October 14, 2005 05:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

"Cancer men...ugh lets not go there"
Well, Hello! There are exceptions. I have a tropical rainforest on my chest and need two shaves a day.
Wait, is it my Aries Ascendant???!!


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Lauren
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posted October 14, 2005 07:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
awwwwwwwwwwww cwute story Twenty

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1scorp
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posted October 14, 2005 09:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wait a minute... I have venus in scorpio.

I will agree with the mars in Scorpio theory. The last person I was in a relationship with is Greek... the current is 1/2 italian. They don't have to be "exotic". I just generally prefer brunette.

Pluto conj. asc. seems pretty accurate. I seem to come off different than I intend with others sometimes.

I have Libra moon and asc. I agree with Natasha's observations. Except I'm not a drug addict. I do use a little to much stimulants... in the form of coffee though. I have a caffeine addiction.

Edited- Which the coffee (caffeine) addiction leads to a teeth whitening addiction.

Edited- I just noticed that I contradicted myself. I mean I don't have a "hard" drug problem. i.e. cocaine, etc.

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Scorpio sun, venus, mars, mercury and uranus
Libra moon, pluto and asc.

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twentytwenty
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posted October 14, 2005 11:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for twentytwenty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well just to keep it real i wore a pair of pants i've worn 3 times to work tonight and i got them caught on a nail.. i'm not kidding.
some weird lesson in materialism or me just being a klutz?!

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Stargazer
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posted October 14, 2005 04:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stargazer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
- Scorpio Mars male ... most i know have brunettes or wish they did...lol

- Moon in Aries 3rd house.... my memory was tested as a child (15)...it was scored as
(remarkable)... very rarely studied...i view it as both a blessing and a curse!

i have had relationships with 2 cancers - very little hair on face and chest.. but not sparce anywhere else

Sun conjunct venus here....

my best friend is a pisces... mother-n-law is arrogant and then some....

Very fun thread!!

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posted April 26, 2008 06:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bump!

There's some interesting ones in there, so let's continue.

I have libra moon and am NOT hooked to drugs, I also have mars opp neptune

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-people with tight Mars/Jupiter hard aspect are neurotic, extremely energetic and have problem falling asleep.

How about a tight sextile? I have this and have bizaare sleeping patterns!

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-people with tight Mars/Neptune hard aspect are very harismatic and alluring

Er no? I'm not harismatic [sic] or charismatic

How about those with mars in Gem, esp 3rd house are really fast drivers! That's me!

....and I'm still waiting for the $$$$ (jup opp pluto)

But I'd like someone to verify this, what I've noticed:
Aquarians have long eyes that slope downwards (droopy)
Taureans have eyes that slope upwards (slanty)
Leos often have small eyes.
I think the ASCs could also use these qualities.

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winky_winky
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posted April 26, 2008 09:44 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
can anyone explain why gemini like to degrade women? personal interest!

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librasunleomoon
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posted April 26, 2008 11:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dear god that was way too accurate

except all venus pluto people are NOT charismatic

some just think they are lol


my dad has mars in 3rd and is a crazy driver!

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posted April 26, 2008 01:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Unmoved     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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people with tight Mars/Jupiter hard aspect are neurotic, extremely energetic and have problem falling asleep.

I have 17 degrees between my Mars and Jupiter in Scorpio and I have very irregular sleeping patterns so this could have some truth in it.
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ALL women with Moon/Venus positive aspect, natal chart, are real sweethearts - loveable and loved by anyone, very feminine as well

My Virgo Venus (in its fall) is sextile my Cancer Moon, but I think it's either you love me or you hate me kind of thing. I am somewhat feminine though.
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people with Scorpio Rising, especially women, are kinda chunky, not very gracious

I am Scorpio Rising and I don't think this describes me.
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most Virgos have at least one clock in every room at home

This is not true. I don't even wear a watch, so this is off for this Virgo Sun.
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people with Venus on their Ascendant are very beautiful and charming....so are the people with Venus conjuncting their Sun or have their Venus in 2th house

My Sun is conjunct my Venus by sign. I hope this one is true.

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