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Stargazer
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posted January 29, 2007 10:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stargazer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about Male Ox Female Goat?

The one about Male Tiger- Female Goat was very acurate..lol one of the two worst unions... my ex-husband....

Thanks in advance!

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aquaspryt69
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posted January 29, 2007 11:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Last time I'm going to try this.


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LOL DON'T GIVE UP
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

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posted January 29, 2007 11:25 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Holy crap it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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IAmLove~~ I looked at the Rooster (her), Dragon (him) and did not find it accurate at all. The parts about what HE would want or expect (a subservient, traditional woman) are correct but I am not that way or willing to play that role so it's ALOT of challenging and power/control struggling... Perhaps the last paragraph about "his huge appetite" and being too much to handle could be true. But overall, I did not find this to be true at all.

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posted January 29, 2007 07:10 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Snake Female and Dragon Male?

Thank you

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posted January 30, 2007 10:43 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's yours Fluke....

Female:
Pig
Male:
Snake


The Pig woman is one of the most touching creatures in the world. Yet somehow she is not destined to be happy with the Snake man, who is habitually kind and lovable. Perhaps the conjunction of two weak wills in a union is more than unwise and intolerable.

Decision-making is the hardest task to perform in this relationship. While the Pig is incredibly suggestible and changes her mind as easily as she does her hairstyle, the Snake is keen on procrastinating or even running away altogether. The partners, therefore, will often find themselves confronted with harrowing problems which could have been averted with only an average sense of direction and responsibility.

Although well-acquainted with feminine psychology, the Snake man will find his mate's changeable moods utterly beyond his comprehension and will not hesitate to complain loudly about it. The critical eye he keeps on her social comportment will be another blow to her extreme sensitiveness. The Pig is likely to react in her own traditional way - by exhibiting her martyr complex. But he will simply scoff at her gimmick, thereby bruising her tender feelings even more. It is unlikely that the Snake man will make a sincere effort to understand her attitude with compassion.

Sexwise, the Pig will have no problem keeping up with the Snake's famous vigor. But their sexual compatibility will require some mutual adjustments and compromises. For instance, while she prefers getting down to business after a short time, he likes playing at love for hours and hours beforehand. Contrary to him, she looks more for affection than for eroticism in her lovemaking.

However glamorous and passionate the Pig woman can manage to be in and out of bed, she will nevertheless find it impossible to prevent her Snake from hunting for more satisfaction elsewhere. Her deception will be deep and her sorrow immense; but it is highly improbable she will ever think of parting from this man.

It would be imprudent to try one's hand at this relationship, especially when one is the female party to it.


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posted January 30, 2007 10:45 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Female:
Snake
Male:
Pig


It is always a pity to see a kind-hearted, innocent, and well-intentioned man such as the Pig unhappy in love. But he is decidedly not made for the Snake woman whose personality is too strong and sophisticated for him, and his involvement with her can only bring him disappointment and sorrow.

The Snake is not a woman who would accept to be locked up for any man. She needs a hectic social life and lots of occasions to make use of her charm. But what the Pig wants in a woman is strong domestic tendencies, for he himself greatly enjoys home life and hates social frivolities. He will be particularly disturbed by his Snake's propensity for fickleness as he abhors disloyalty in any field. Despite his usual incredible chance in money matters, what she spends on clothes and accessories to multiply her conquests he will consider sheer waste and extravagance.

The Pig's pains will be a fairly well-kept secret. He always wants to suffer alone, and, if his heart bleeds, the Snake will rarely be allowed to know it.

These two can however enjoy moments of peace and harmony throughout the years of their togetherness; it is especially when they are in each other's arms. There will be a sharp contrast between their daylight relationships and their comportments after nightfall. Since their sexual attraction is extremely powerful, their mutual ill-feelings experienced elsewhere are not likely to reflect in the bedroom. Both of them are equally sensual, imaginative, subtle, and romantic lovers. Each will be able to strike a tremendous vibration of physical response in the other and momentarily bring sunshine to the sky of their union. Despite all their problems together, neither of them will seriously consider separation or divorce, knowing as surely as he does that his body would for ever be in quest of the other's.

This is a love-hate kind of partnership.

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posted January 30, 2007 10:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Female:
Ox
Male:
Goat



Needless to say, there could be no worse union than this one since the partners are poles apart and their differences practically irreconcilable. The situation will be further vitiated by the fact that the Goat man has a quite "womanly" character while the Ox behaves in a distinctly "masculine" manner. The gap between them is too wide to bridge even though they were willing to take positive steps to do it. Disputes and name-calling will crowd their days and nights, and it would be surprising should they not detest each other with all their strength.

The Ox, with her strong sense of direction, will find it impossible to put up with her Goat, who never knows exactly what he wants and is in any case not the kind to take anything seriously. It is true she likes to have a weak man under her command, but this one is too weak and irresponsible to be of any interest to her, and she will consider him an intolerable burden. Finances will certainly be an eternal subject of contention as the Goat likes to throw money away with careless abandon, thereby crudely insulting the Ox's economical virtue. With his extreme popularity in society he is likely to make her clumsiness appear arrantly ridiculous, and give her a crippling feeling of inferiority and inadequacy. No dialogue will be possible since self-expression does not come easily to the Ox and her man tends to shy away from any serious discussion.

Sexually, numerous ups and downs are in wait. When things do not reach crisis point, the parties can find some consolation together in bed; she will appreciate his light touch of romance, and he may come close to thawing this conventional, almost puritanical, woman completely. But if they make love only a few hours after a quarrel, then there will be plenty of room for mutual frustration and disappointment.

A light, transitory affair may be entered upon, but a permanent partnership is a highly risky adventure.


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posted January 30, 2007 10:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fluke     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heh heh, thanks, maybe this is the final sign I should just stop thinking about this guy, I'm really ready for someone else to enter my mind now, I think that is the only way of forgetting this foolish pursuit. I REALLY want to set my sight on someone new now!! Hey, I'm up for grabs everyone, come get me!! *laughs*

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IamLove
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posted January 30, 2007 10:54 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heres yours Stargazer...


Male:
Ox
Female:
Goat


This union ranks among the worst possible, and no Chinese astrologer would be irresponsible enough to recommend it. The Ox and the Goat are poles apart, so much so that their mutual understanding belongs to the realm of wishful thinking.

The drama is that in general these two individuals feel powerfully attracted to each other when they are not yet united. The Goat woman's feminity and apparent fragility appeal strongly to the Ox man who just loves to protect and command. Conversely, security seems to be hers when she finds herself under the wing of the Ox who appears to her as stable as a rock.

With time, however, he will be forced to realize that she has much more strength of character than he thought, and his scheme to dominate and influence her will face the risk of falling to the ground. If his stability initially pleased her, it will soon bore her to death because she is ever on the lookout for change and novelty. In these conditions her rebellion and attempts at escape from restraint are only a matter of course. Furthermore, a violent clash between his blatant realism and her irresponsible romanticism will inevitably cause a rift in their union.

But the main reason for conflict here lies in their totally different attitudes toward sex. The Goat is so romantic, so ethereal, with her imagination running riot, that her adjustment to the Ox's earthy approach will be a sheer impossibility. Insisting that this woman be a lady in and out of bed and fearing any innovation as a perversion, he is apt to cool her off irrevocably after some time, for she needs variety as much as she does air. But if she is disappointed in the sexual direction, then she becomes capable of unbelievable wickedness.

A relationship to be embarked upon only by masochists or by those who look for a foretaste of Hell.

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IamLove
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posted January 30, 2007 10:57 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
YOU DID IT AquaPryt69!

I told you you could do it!

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IamLove
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posted January 30, 2007 10:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Awww I'm sorry that your wasn't 100% accurate!!!

But it may be a good thing you never know....

At least you found one or two things to be true.... Linda's way is better anyway

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IAmLove~~ I looked at the Rooster (her), Dragon (him) and did not find it accurate at all. The parts about what HE would want or expect (a subservient, traditional woman) are correct but I am not that way or willing to play that role so it's ALOT of challenging and power/control struggling... Perhaps the last paragraph about "his huge appetite" and being too much to handle could be true. But overall, I did not find this to be true at all.

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posted January 30, 2007 11:03 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heres yours Christinaeavyandwarner....


Female:
Snake
Male:
Dragon


In popular astrological parlance, the Dragon and the Snake are called "cousins" - a laudatory term implying that these two have enough common character traits to achieve harmony, yet enough differences to appreciate each other and add spice to their union. In other words, this is believed to be a well-matched pair.

The proud and strongwilled Dragon man will be delighted to bind his destiny with that of such a feminine woman as the Snake. With her, he will be able to run the whole show unchallenged. She will look up to him as a protector, teacher, and counselor, thus providing enough compliments and flattery to feed his hungry ego. She will show near perfect submissiveness, never posing as a rival to him. If someone must give way in an argument, it will always be she, not he. Her shy, uncertain smile the Dragon will find absolutely angelic and disarming, even when he wants to roar himself out of some displeasure.

The Dragon man, always priding himself on being a perfect lover, will take every possible step to please such an accommodating mate as the Snake woman. For example, he will certainly try to satisfy her compulsive love of expensive or extravagant jewels. He may even go as far as condone her more than probable occasional infidelities, provided, of course, that they remain a well-kept secret.

Since the comforts of life are vital to both of them, they will spend a fortune on their house and all kinds of sophisticated equipments and gadgets. They may even offer themselves a Rolls Royce car or a convertible Mercedes if they can afford it.

The sexual chemistry between them is likely to reach the pinnacle of what could possibly be dreamt of. Their wants, needs, and desires will be fully shared. Much of their time will be spent in bed to the entire satisfaction of both.

A fiery, but happy, union.


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Female:
Dragon
Male:
Snake


It is difficult to imagine at first sight that a Snake man and a Dragon woman have anything in common. She is fiery and uncompromising while he is sensitive and unpredictable. Yet it is not impossible for the two personalities involved to achieve some viable kind of harmony together, provided they have sufficient good will. If the risk of strife is extremely high, their ability to love is great, and this may make up for all the rest.

The Snake man fears nothing more than making decisions, even when they are absolutely necessary. His incurable tendency toward irresponsibility and childishness will clash frontally with his Dragon's courage and logic. This will naturally lead to nagging on her part. But the Snake man is not expected to react otherwise than to turn a deaf ear toward her criticisms or sulk for days on end, which in turn will enrage the Dragon further. Unless the partners can work out a long-term solution to break this vicious circle, their common life will inevitably be poisoned and remain subject to many ups and downs.

With the Snake, the Dragon woman will always have her own way. This situation she will certainly appreciate, although she may sometimes wish - secretly - to have a less amorphous and more assertive man on her hands. Her need to be adored, admired, and praised will be given full rein as the Snake man is expert in making compliments and ever ready to exercise his talent when it comes to please such a glamorous woman.

Romance will be as natural as breathing to this couple, both in and out of bed, and this will be their greatest asset. They will be tolerant of each other's possible infidelity and will not detest ambiguous relations. But if they want to give themselves the best chances of happiness together, then there will be the necessity to limit the number of their children to the barest minimum, for the Dragon woman's maternal instinct is notoriously underdeveloped.


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posted January 30, 2007 11:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stargazer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Thank you love

*****"A relationship to be embarked upon only by masochists or by those who look for a foretaste of Hell."*****

How true!!!

Okay, so no Oxs' or Tigers for me....
Got it!


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posted January 30, 2007 02:12 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
^^^^ Your very welcome!!!! Glad I was of some help!!!!

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Male:
Goat
Female:
Goat



The magnetism between this man and woman generally operates instantly and powerfully. This is how they most of the time come together. A natural empathy exists between them as they resemble each other like two drops of water - mentally, emotionally, and physically.

Since these two Goats are on the same wavelength, everything will go smoothly and wonderfully at first. Their mutual feelings will run very deep and, as is their wont, each will go to great lengths to make the other happy. Their honeymoon will bear the mark of their romantic idealism and childlike insouciance - it will be as if they could eternally live on love and clear water!

It is only much later that problems will come to trouble the lovers' idyllic waters. Both being oversensitive natures, they will inevitably cause mutual hurt time and again, if only with a word or a glance. The immature, childish side of their personality will come into play, making them pout, brood, and sulk for weeks at a time over mere trifles. At one time or another each will come to viewing the other as a burden and will wish for a stronger partner. They will refuse as long as possible to allow the question of finances to overshadow their blissful coexistence, but unless they are particular-ly well-off it will have to be dealt with sooner or later; as neither can approach money matters realistically, they are likely to accuse each other of irresponsibility and extravagance - it will be the pot calling the kettle black!

But it is in the sentimental field that the greatest difficul-ties may occur. When given the opportunity, each will not resist the call of his multiple heart and will indulge in infidelity most naturally while expecting his mate to remain faithful. Despite their initial attempts to shrug off the incidents, after some time each will display intense jealousy of the other, and violent disputes will ensure, leaving in their wake ugly emotional scars.

The partners' sex life will always be able to compensate for all their troubles as the physical expression between them can be wonderfully healing. Whatever their difficulties in other areas, they will preserve their ability to keep their romance alive - here are the most romantic lovers the world has produced! The exquisite sexual chemistry between these two, aided by their fiery imagi-nations, will permit them to savor every possible shade of sensual experiences.

A brittle union despite its heady sex life.

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posted January 30, 2007 02:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Male:
Rooster
Female:
Rooster


This man and woman may be swept into a wild infatuation the first moment their eyes meet. They sense that their passions and needs can be mutually understood and shared. But then a kind of war game is likely to ensue, and there will be no peace in this relationship before a long, long time.

The partners in this union have many common traits of character, which will exacerbate their basic comportments. For instance, both are equally positive in their own opinions and have extreme likes and dislikes. Since it is improbable that their views coincide exactly, these two Roosters can frequently be at cross purposes and get on each other's nerves; intensely emotional scenes are bound to occur in their everyday life and may sometimes degenerate into physical abuse. Further battles may rage over each party's efforts to establish his domination over the other.

Outsiders may wonder how under such conditions these two can manage to stay together for any length of time. In fact, their daily skirmishes are only a convenient way for them to relieve their nervous tension and satisfy their sadistic propensity. The Rooster man does not actually mean to harm his mate, and vice versa - they only need to find an outlet for their pentup emotions.

As a rule their togetherness will be crowded with disputes and reconciliations, anger and tenderness, tears and laughters, heart-breaks and joys - everything that may constitute a fascinating neurosis!

It is only months or even years afterwards that these two Roosters can quiet down. It will be when they have given each other sufficient emotional security and reassurance. Afforded time they will be able to control the negative side to their natures and live together peacefully. Of course, the process can be shortened if they both make a conscious effort, but they will still have to go through the usual stages. One thing is certain in practically all cases: They will be as loyal to each other as any other couple can be.

Their sex life may take on an unreal appearance at first. Since the sex drive is unusually strong in both, each will respond to the other with a matching intensity of physical expression. But the sadistic streak in their character will be there to induce them to indulge in deviations and even perversions. Only when they have gained emotional equilibrium will they be able to achieve true physical ecstasy.

Altogether, a complicated, nerve-tearing union.

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posted January 30, 2007 02:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's the end of Part five!

Here is what I covered in Part 5.....

female goat ******** male horse

male goat ******** female horse

female rat ********male ox

male rat ********female ox

female rat ******** male snake

male rat ********female snake

female goat ********male rooster

male goat ********female rooster

female rabbit ********male rooster

male rabbit ********female rooster

female pig ********male snake

male pig ********female snake

female ox ********male goat

male ox ******** female goat

female snake ********male dragon

male snake ********female dragon

male rooster********female rooster

male goat**********female goat

Note: If you see any impferfection or double posts please let me know thanks

Part 6 is coming up next!.....

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*~*ikachigo*~*
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posted February 23, 2007 10:44 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What about Male Pig and Female Rabbit!

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posted February 23, 2007 11:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for JJ     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Female: Dragon

Male: Rabbit

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IamLove ~ Thanks for typin out Female Dragon & Male Snake! That's me & my hunny. We get along great most of the time! It's true, he does always let me have my way, wooo! He is such a sweet sensitive, intuitive, Snake. Other line in there that was so right on was "the Dragon woman's maternal instinct is notoriously underdeveloped." Haha! This is so true and i'm always tellin my guy not to hope for any kids at all. Just kitties hehe.

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`Who are you?' said the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, `I--I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.'
~Lewis Carroll

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posted February 24, 2007 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Xodian     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is great! Though I can't seem to find the compatibility of a male rat and a female Tiger anywhere Lol!

I guess Big Cats and Rats don't get along .

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posted February 24, 2007 09:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, IamLove....you typed all this out so far....you're such a sweetheart!

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posted February 09, 2013 01:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for unhappyapathy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know this is a really old thread, but I found it on Google the other day.

My parents are Chinese immigrants. This system is often used when receiving readings or specified on profiles. Like the Western zodiac, there are 12 signs, although the Chinese zodiac only goes by year while Western zodiac goes by month.

I don't think this stuff is accurate either. I'm also a Rooster woman with a Dragon man. I don't really see that he has a big ego, and I never give compliments. We still do fight a lot. Dragon men are really horny though. Then again, what guy isn't?

They also wrote that a Horse man is intrigued by a Rooster woman at first, but their relationship dies off quickly. It's also hard to break. It's a love-hate thing. Actually, it was the opposite for me. That was the easiest relationship I ever found to break, and I did so for long periods of time twice.

BTW, my parents are Monkey-Rat and descriptions note they're supposed to be really jealous which proves an issue in the relationship. They are the least jealous people that I know. As for a sense of humor helping them get by, I don't think so. My dad has no sense of humor at all.


Happy Chinese New Year everyone!

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