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Topic: I think my marriage is over.
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AcousticGod
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From: Pleasanton, CA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 09, 2009 01:22 AM
  
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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted September 09, 2009 05:31 AM
i used to be sunshine lion, and sxycrzykewl221 before that. i guess the winner part comes because a real life person was reading my posts and if i quit posting, she won, but i changed my name to a guy sounding one so I win. kinda dumb. i dont like it that much. its kinda cyber stalking as she also tries to track my purchases, too much time on hands i guess.anyway, no great exciting story...hope things are going ok for you. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted September 09, 2009 03:07 PM
How awful!  I'm glad you came out on the winning end. IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted September 10, 2009 11:19 AM
Hope you are ok, Future.Did i tell you i had a divorce party? I think it was number 3, who got ditched then..Or two?..Can't remember now, but the party was FUN!!!  
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future_uncertain
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posted September 10, 2009 11:36 AM
That's funny, Starkiss! Regardless of the problems between my husband and me, we always find things to laugh about. It's been both a blessing and a curse. After a fight he'll often ask me what I'm thinking about and I'll tell him my divorce party! And I'm not kidding. It's become my happy place. (But only when it's a really stupid fight.)So... today is his birthday. I'm basically boycotting it. It feels vindictive, which doesn't sit well with me. The thing is that I LOVE birthdays. No one in my family escapes a sun lap celebration. However, due to the buildup of frustration and resentment, I don't feel I can throw my heart into it. I feel like an absolute troll, to be honest. But I find it difficult to do things "just to be nice." I told him so he knows I'm not just attacking him. (He always thinks I'm attacking him. It drives me crazy because that means he's always on the defense. Not fun when trying to problem solve.) So this is kind of a sad day for me. I'm sure I'll pull something out of the hat because I can't bear to ignore someone on their birthday, but it's just not the same. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted September 10, 2009 11:38 AM
Resentment is really a horrible thing.IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted September 10, 2009 11:49 AM
Resentment and anger do more damage to the person who holds them than they do to the person against whom they're held. This much I know. I generally don't have any problems letting go of these kinds of feelings. Until now. "Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Oh no, I've got to keep on moving
Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
I'm running and I won't touch ground
Oh no, I've got to keep on moving " Trying to cheer myself up 80's style!
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starkiss1
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posted September 10, 2009 12:27 PM
OK,babe, let's think about different types of divorce parties:
A SWEET divorce party: take him to the cleaners first.Once clean and starchy, serve him divorce papers smothered in ice cream and stawberries. If you pour a bag of sugar in to his petrol tank, his car will never start again. Unless you want to keep the car, of course, then it's
SMELLY divorce party: Divorce papers are served wrapped in a newly born's freshly used nappy. As a parting present give him a glass of champagne mixed with strong laxatives and sleeping tablets. Help him to bed, but NOT in your house. The effect will be extremely satisfying and the neighbors will smell it too. Tell them the smell comes from under the patio, where you put your previous hubby.NOW take him to the cleaners.How does this sound so far?
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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted September 10, 2009 01:37 PM
or just the parting gift of shrimp in the curtain rods. the gift that keeps giving. he will sell the house before he finds it! trust me! LOLor rice crispies in the defroster thing on his car, another gift that keeps giving. one i personally had fun with,,,dirty diaper under drivers side of seat, back as far as you can get it...takes awhile to figure out where the smell is coming from...(my stepmother LOVED it) then there is always the black tape on the remote sensor, watch his big butt try to figure that one out!..i changed the batteries and it STILL won't work...? wtf?
anyway, thought those might make you smile.. 
let me know if you need more..? IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
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posted September 10, 2009 01:40 PM
starkiss - you are my kinda girl! sincerely wishing i had been more of a cleaners type...i just wanted out and let the poor things keep thier money....stubborn dummy i am....ugh.lesson learned, if my new hubby goes that route....well, a little smarter than stubborn these days! IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted September 10, 2009 01:51 PM
CPN - lol!!! None of my husbands had money! Had i taken them to the cleaners i would have had to pay for them to be cleaned! Haa-ha-ha!
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cpn_edgar_winner
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posted September 10, 2009 02:00 PM
wow..SK .thats too bad..you really are my kinda girl....my second husband was the only one with money...and uh...i didn't want it...can make my own..leo with lots o virgo kinda thing...sorry future....hopefully just picturing yourself doing those things will make you smile! IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted September 10, 2009 02:08 PM
OK, girls, here comes the
STICKY PARTY. Wrap the divorce papers round his watsit, when the party boy is sound asleep. Warm a tube of superglue under your armpit. Spread super glue all over his bush. Leave to dry overnight. IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
Moderator Posts: 5283
From: Dayton,Ohio USA
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 10, 2009 02:32 PM
Man you guys made me feel better!I just cleaned the toilet with my exe's toothbrush when I was mad at him! I guess I'm what you call a nice girl. hehe. IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted September 10, 2009 03:56 PM
Geesh, and I was feeling bad over not making a birthday cake today! Thanks for the laughs! IP: Logged |
starkiss1
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posted September 10, 2009 05:02 PM
Gypsee,don't tell me you were kissing him after! You were kissing your 'john'!!!!!! IP: Logged |
cpn_edgar_winner
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posted September 10, 2009 05:04 PM
gypsee is a potty mouth!see future...you could be mean like us,,,and here you are not baking a cake.... IP: Logged |
future_uncertain
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posted September 10, 2009 05:10 PM
I'm no good at being bad.  IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
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From: Dayton,Ohio USA
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posted September 10, 2009 06:33 PM
Oh man, we'll school ya! Warning: it's like eating potato chips, you can't eat just one!<<<<<<<< off to plan Futures metamorphasis into a bad, bad girl >>>>>>>>>>>> IP: Logged |
MyVirgoMask
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From: Bay Area, CA
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 10, 2009 07:15 PM
Gypsee, I just lost it when I read your post about the toothbrush LMAO!My Leo girlfriend was telling me about her ex-husband last night.... toward the end he was cheating on her left and right and was soooo paranoid she was doing the same (she wasn't)...he was also HIGHLY abusive.
The moron once hid in her car trunk to try and 'catch her' cheating (he was a moron as well since he did this in the middle of summer in ARIZONA).
So she's pulled up at a parking lot and sees her trunk open and is like, wtf? Sees part of his foot in the trunk and thinks, Oooh, he wants to play that way? OK, ******.
She slams the trunk shut and goes into her destination (a bar to meet some girlfriends for daiquiris).
She has a couple of drinks and hangs out.... and he's obviously been banging around in the trunk, dying of heat. The cops come, take him out of there and he's so dehydrated, he needs to be taken to the hospital for 6 hours. I know it's tragic, but I was laughing my a$$ off about it. That's one of the best revenge stories I've ever heard lol IP: Logged |
Azalaksh
Knowflake Posts: 986
From: New Brighton, MN, USA
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 12, 2009 11:34 AM
What fabulous "Ta-Ta, Dolt" stories, ladies
Loved The Braindead Arizona Man in the Trunk one, MVM quote:
He always thinks I'm attacking him.
future, this is so debilitating for you
There's nothing you can say that will come in untainted thru his perception-filters Just stopped by to give you a {{{ hug }}} Z IP: Logged |
GypseeWind
Moderator Posts: 5283
From: Dayton,Ohio USA
Registered: May 2009
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posted September 12, 2009 04:04 PM
Who gets in a trunk in Arizona??? I mean who does that? He deserved to be left for being such a dolt!IP: Logged |
Glaucus
Knowflake Posts: 5819
From: Sacramento,California
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 14, 2009 06:46 AM
I am glad that didn't happen to me.
I can be claustrophobic.
I would be screaming,banging,and crying. I definitely would suffocate.
who knows..might end up being catatonic. in Arizona too, oh..definitely would be very hydrated. There is very little space in a car trunk too,and so
but yeah.....that dude was foolish to get in the trunk like that.
Raymond
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Master_Zeromus
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From: Stockholm, Sweden
Registered: Jul 2009
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posted October 01, 2009 01:52 PM
Yeah it has gone a little while since I left this story board. Now it come to make some sense at least. The trouble is not his Sun Virgo but Moon Aries which stands for a lot rebellian traits.Yes I can relate this if going back to those Peshotanus again.
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Master Zeromus The Condemner your Motherly Father with Ultima The High Seraph my Daughter and Shemhazai The Whisperer my Son wish you great "Nirvana". IP: Logged |
Unmoved
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posted October 01, 2009 03:34 PM
Master_Zeromus~I have reported you to the webmaster. IP: Logged |
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