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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 02:16 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fishkitten!

I was just reading this last night. There are no coincidences. It comes from the Tao Te Ching of Lao Tzu.

Those who know don't talk.
Those who talk don't know.

Close your mouth.
Block the door.
Quiet your senses.
Blunt the sharpness.
Untie the tangles.
Soften the brightness.
Be one with the dust,
....and enter the primal oneness.

One who has merged with Tao in this way
....cant be courted,
....cant be bought,
....cant be harmed,
....cant be honored,
....cant be humiliated.
He is the treasure of the world.

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 02:41 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26,

Ni kan le zheiben shu ma? Danshi wo xiang shuo, ni shi yige ben dan, hai you, ni ma ma bu hao kan de, zhi dao ma, xiao haizi?

Sh!

Now, how much Chinese do you really know? God, all these imposters. You know, the other day, I was posting, and there was this dude who thought he actually knew ARAMAIC! Ha ha ha ha, you'd think Jesus' sister came down on earth or something!

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 02:51 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Put down the bazooka Shizuka.

Take it easy.

And BTW, I know quite a bit of Chinese. I used to work at a Chinese resturaunt. The only American to ever work for them - I learned a lot. So yes, I know Chinese. I could speak quite a few words to you. But they may not be nice.

"Imposters"?????? LOL!! Take a look in the mirror!!

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26,

I remember you serving me in that Chinese restaurant. You brought the wrong order and I called you something foul in Chinese, and you turned around immediately and said, "Thank you. I'll get the chow main right away."

Sh!

Wei sheme ni bu hui gen wo jiang guo yu a, ni ge i di ot.

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:13 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So, Shizuka, how is MZ?

Do the two of you seem to have any issues sharing the same body?

Do you fight over who gets to have the sex vs. who gets to have the cheesecake?

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:14 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Riiiiiiight.

Zuki? Can I ask what your problem is? What's your deal? What are you so upset about? Seriously.

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:14 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFL! LS!!!!!

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:18 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*Sheesh* I wish she'd pass that Bazooka over here... seems like she's got some great stuff to put in it.

Being from the same area as I am, I know that dank sh!t is out there

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:22 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL! There is - dank indeed.

(Randall wont have to ask what this is now )

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26,

Didn't know you shared a dildo with Randall.

Sh!

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG!! Uhhh that's not a dildo Shizuki. LMAO

Share the wealth Shizuka.

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh, no Shiziedivisionuru, she shares her dildo with ME

But hey... the more the merrier... Randall can join in if he likes

I'd invite you, but I have this icky feeling you've been spending a lot of time on MLK Blvd.

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:29 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26, Libra,

Well, you two wouldn't know if it were your dildos because you're afraid of doing it when the light is on.

Sh!

P.S. -- that's why the person who took the picture in the first place made it so fuzzy, see?

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:30 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Libra,

Marting Luther King was a great man. It is people like you who troll that street that makes it stink.

Sh!

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:31 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Exactly, my dear

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Libra,

Agreeing with yourself. Man, you don't even have two cells to rub with huh? Borrow one off the dildo.

Sh!

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:33 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
26,

So, how did it feel, the first time you masturbated without a dildo?

Sh!

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:34 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Libra,

How many strokes does it take you?

Sh!

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shizuka, why not get yourself a dildo? It would do you alot of good.

What's your damage anyway?

LS,
Mmmmmm Randall.

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:36 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know what, Shiziliedivisonuru, it doesn't take too many... 'specially when I'm doing it for my man

Are you afraid of a little masturbation? You should try it some time. Might make you a nicer person

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:39 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great minds think alike LS.

Go take care of yourself Shizuka. Or have one of your other personalities do it. You need it - BAD.

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:42 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So... uh... where's the grusome twosome now?? Mz/Shizuka

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Shizuka
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posted November 12, 2004 03:44 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Libra

You say,

You know what, Shiziliedivisonuru, it doesn't take too many... 'specially when I'm doing it for my man

Well, he ain't much of a man then is he? There's viagra.

Sh!

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LibraSparkle
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posted November 12, 2004 03:47 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ever hear of foreplay, dollface? Well.. guess you don't get much of that on MLK. That sucks.

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26taurus
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posted November 12, 2004 03:48 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ummmm that was clever Shizuka. ROLF Not really.

GOOOOD one LS. Really right???

I believe it's more than a twosome with Shizumagizwielidivisionidiot though.

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