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Panthera Leo
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posted August 09, 2013 12:34 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG! Is Anton Lavey really a Metal Horse.
I feel ashamed to be a Metal Horse

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posted August 09, 2013 12:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for StarlightSmileSupreme     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I can't be a metal horse but I could a metal rooster. Roosters can get stampeded by horses :S

I always thought Roosters and Rats were the flimsiest signs to have. At least rats can run. Roosters just stand there, making noises.

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posted August 09, 2013 01:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zander916     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mmmmmmmm.... I'll take a female Monkey thank you. If not, then Dragon.
Not very fond of sheep.

I'm a Leo Sun and in Chinese Astrology I'm a Fire Dragon! Double whammy!

I'm surprised to don't leave a path of flames when I walk.
I do have a bit of the Rooster look, but I'm Dragon!

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posted August 09, 2013 02:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
@lulz: Aww! the blonde boy w/ the curls looks the sheepest of all, and looks super innocent!

@Panthera Leo: haha! It could be worse, at least it's not Hitler, Courtney Stodden, or Justin Beiber.

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posted August 09, 2013 02:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stawr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now for the water horses

Shelby and Kara Hoffman

Their big break out roll!^

A more recent pic^ I believe that one is Kara

Prince Michael II

Barbra Streisand

Jimi Hendrix

Aretha Franklyn

Joe Biden

Calvin Klein
Judge Judy

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posted August 09, 2013 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Violets     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wood Rabbit:

Drew Barrymore
Angelina Jolie
Kate Winslet
Charlize Theron
Eva Longoria (I had to look up who she was)

(I'm a Pisces, and am therefore too lazy to upload pictures).

Brad Pitt is apparently also a Rabbit, and Tiger Woods.

I got this information off the internet and didn't research it thoroughly, so take it with a grain of salt.

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posted August 09, 2013 08:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AriesKat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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lmao wtf is that?

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posted August 09, 2013 09:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Violets     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Year of the alpaca, apparently. This picture never stops being funny.

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posted August 10, 2013 02:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lulz!!! you've got it with the key to the rat's looks! It's in the nose and the ears yupp

The website that describes each zodiac sign's appearance is astrologizeme.com and asiaflash.com (french version, but says a lot more info, use google translate)

But for certain signs i noticed my own things, it doesnt totally describe each chinese sign's appearance the way it should.

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posted August 10, 2013 03:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm going to finish this soon now that I graduated college!

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hey rassypoo congrats on finishing school!

His physical background

Rats as a kind of animal may inspire disgust and fear to many of us. On the contrary, people born under the Rat sign of Chinese astrology are generally noted for their physical attractiveness and charm; more often than not, their outward appearance constitutes one of their best assets in life.

The Rat male has a relatively small head, with something that vaguely recalls the head of a rodent. Most noticeable are his high cheekbones, his elongated and somewhat hollow cheeks, his large ears and his pointed chin. One can hardly ever read this man's emotions or anger on his face which is always radiant with his extremely lively eyes and his ever-ready smile. Most Rat men wear an abundant mustache, which gives them an air of distinction and also of goodnaturedness.

The Rat male moves with a great deal of grace owing to his slender body and agile bearing; he is naturally gifted for dancing, and it is generally a pleasure to see him walk. After a few years of overindulgence in food and drinks - a weakness he is always tempted to commit - he may tend to grow stout and take on a somewhat awkward gait; but if he shows moderation he can remain youthful a very long time and appear, at the age of sixty, to be no more than forty. His overall demeanor is rather effeminate.

the description sounds like it's describing V.

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posted August 10, 2013 07:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hannaramaa     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a Snake but I'm soooo drawn to Horses! I wonder why? I look nothing like a Snake.

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posted August 10, 2013 03:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
I'm a Snake but I'm soooo drawn to Horses! I wonder why? I look nothing like a Snake.

Hannah you do look like a snake, it's just that i never finished that section because it erased the extra pictures i added.
I was also going to add that the snake has "snake nostrils" hahaha I really don't know how i would show that in pictures, but their nose literally reminds me of a snake nose.

ie Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kim Basinger: http://lichnosti.net/photos/59/12010893601.jpg http://celebhappening.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/104636/2012/04/20/Kim_Basinger_191.jpg

Alex winter: http://trouperproductions.com/Freekland/pix/alex/alex3.jpg

Jason Mraz: http://homelesstracks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jason-Mraz2.jpg

You also have the stereotypical snake year reserved/slightly seductive expression with bright eyes

You're drawn to horses because they are snake's peach blossom. It's supposed to be love/hate tumultuous. But though there is tons of physical attraction, they are too crazy for us. We seek calm and wisdom, they are pleasure-seeking, thrill-seeking and too hyper for us. http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/215860.html

You should be looking for a monkey, though, snake's soulmate sign. Trust me. Unforgettable connection. I dated a rooster and a monkey, and have had many horse and dragon crushes (many of my close friends are dragons and one is a horse), one ox crush and my best guy friend is an ox as well as other snake crushes. Also many rabbit friends I've made. None could compare to the monkey. Though I admit dragon seems like it would come close, but not even.

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posted August 10, 2013 03:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll just add this here, since Lulz already did such a wonderful job with The Rat =D


The Rat
I easily confuse the Rat and the Dog because they both have lines around the mouth and a somewhat strange appearance and the most noticeable is these hazel grayish sparkly eyes. The main way you can tell which is which is that the Dog always has a serene expression, perfectly balanced, while the Rat, being part of the Dragon-Rat-Monkey group of fiery action always has a vibrant radiant look in their eyes as if they’re brimming with energy. The Rabbit/Cat also has cold rather expressionless light colored sparkly eyes pretty often (rabbit/cat eyes) but they always have rounded features, whereas the Dog and Rat have jagged features. The Rabbit’s features are soft, babyish—a toddler face. But the Rat and Dog often have wrinkles, a nose that sticks out, and no baby-faced features to be found. So that is how you can tell them apart: They all three look cold and detached/expressionless light colored eyes, but the Rat looks vibrant and happy, the Dog looks peaceful and calm, and the Rabbit looks cute and babyfaced.
The sign of the Rat has a relatively small head, slightly shaped like a rodent’s. They have high cheekbones and ears that stick out. Also, the area below their cheekbones and around their mouths looks hollow, as if denoting a snout. Also a pointed chin. Most rat men wear a moustache as well.

Lulz, thank you ^_^

I'd say it's more describing Clark Gable

Round small head...ears that stick out...emphasis on nose, lines around the mouth, bright eyes and moustache

As well as Barbara Hutton (Cary Grant's wife)
the stereotypical rat woman

The cold-ish eyes, small head, sparkly yet cold hazel/gray eyes, emphasis again on the nose. You have to admit, she looks like a rat -__-

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posted August 10, 2013 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for orocairion     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I see the Ox is getting neglected here :P

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posted August 10, 2013 04:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Josh Brolin (monkey), Diane Lane's (snake) husband of 11 yrs

Yeah, you gotta admit, a lot of monkeys have some weird facial features. I've met some really odd-looking ones, both male and female, like oversized eyes such as brendan frasier in both girls and guys, and that weird scrunched up face that taylor lautner has

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Lulz, thank you ^_^

I'd say it's more describing Clark Gable

Round small head...ears that stick out...emphasis on nose, lines around the mouth, bright eyes and moustache

As well as Barbara Hutton (Cary Grant's wife)
the stereotypical rat woman

The cold-ish eyes, small head, emphasis again on the nose. You have to admit, she looks like a rat -__-


if only i could grow a moustache!! *sniffles*

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Josh Brolin (monkey), Diane Lane's (snake) husband of 11 yrs

Yeah, you gotta admit, a lot of monkeys have some weird facial features. I've met some really odd-looking ones, both male and female, like oversized eyes such as brendan frasier in both girls and guys, and that weird scrunched up face that taylor lautner has


i dated a monkey and she kinda looks like the boys in your post. #wahhh

she was a model but they cut her hair like rly short.

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posted August 10, 2013 09:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lunae     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
RAS, what about the sheep?

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posted August 10, 2013 09:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hannaramaa     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Hannah you do look like a snake, it's just that i never finished that section because it erased the extra pictures i added.
I was also going to add that the snake has "snake nostrils" hahaha I really don't know how i would show that in pictures, but their nose literally reminds me of a snake nose.

ie Maggie Gyllenhaal
Kim Basinger: http://lichnosti.net/photos/59/12010893601.jpg http://celebhappening.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/104636/2012/04/20/Kim_Basinger_191.jpg[/UR L]

Alex winter: [URL=http://trouperproductions.com/Freekland/pix/alex/alex3.jpg]http://trouperproductions.com/Freekland/pix/alex/alex3.jpg

Jason Mraz: http://homelesstracks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jason-Mraz2.jpg

You also have the stereotypical snake year reserved/slightly seductive expression with bright eyes

You're drawn to horses because they are snake's peach blossom. It's supposed to be love/hate tumultuous. But though there is tons of physical attraction, they are too crazy for us. We seek calm and wisdom, they are pleasure-seeking, thrill-seeking and too hyper for us. http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/215860.html

You should be looking for a monkey, though, snake's soulmate sign. Trust me. Unforgettable connection. I dated a rooster and a monkey, and have had many horse and dragon crushes (many of my close friends are dragons and one is a horse), one ox crush and my best guy friend is an ox as well as other snake crushes. Also many rabbit friends I've made. None could compare to the monkey. Though I admit dragon seems like it would come close, but not even.



HOLY CRAP I look like Maggie Gyllenhaal!! I've always thought she was ugly lmao. She looks good there though.

And YES Horses end up being too much of an exhausting handful for me. Especially if they are Cancers.

Monkeys are born in the early 80's 70's? Hang on lemme google that.

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posted August 10, 2013 10:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sugarnfeist     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Can you do water dog too.

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also 92, hanna

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posted August 10, 2013 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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HOLY CRAP I look like Maggie Gyllenhaal!! I've always thought she was ugly lmao. She looks good there though.

And YES Horses end up being too much of an exhausting handful for me. Especially if they are Cancers.

Monkeys are born in the early 80's 70's? Hang on lemme google that.


I KNOOOWW I used to think she was ugly too!!! haha. but thats the thing with the snake, they can be ugly in pictures, but its their personality that totally wins you over bc they dont charm by looks, but by personality..thats why they dont try to dress sexy and stuff. oh mannn. like i used to think sarah jessica parker (snake) was ugly then i saw her in an interview and i was like omg...her personality is, tear, beautiful and bc of that she was beautiful to me from then on. And then i remembered she was the sexy witch in hocus pocus and i was like wow lol shes like an angel. And then i saw Nanny McPhee Returns also, and Gyllenhaal is the lead in that and omg her personality is just so charming and lovely and feminine and happy and kind and loving and ahh i could go on and on. haha. but yeah, if i could i would make all my female best friends be from the year of the snake like i am. Ugh. if only some of them weren't so reserved/suspicious/catty.

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posted August 10, 2013 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for RunAroundScreaming     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Can you do water dog too.

I wiiillll.

I want to write a book! isn't that exciting? xDD

But I will! Be patient, my poppet. I just graduated on monday and my parents are constantly like WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER UR NOT IN SCHOOL ANYMORE SO WE KNOW UR NOT STUDYING. And im like i applied to jobs all daaaay yesterday, they have to call me back so that i can have a job, first..u know before i....actually have a job. And they're like, well then you must work the skin off your bones cleaning the bathroom, and the kitchen, and the floors, and the patio. And im like yes yes mother, yes okay right away mother. They're literally threatening to kick me out if i dont clean. So im planning on just going to starbucks and hiding all day, like oh nope sorry couldnt clean.........i was out 0=)


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posted August 10, 2013 11:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Aries Eagle     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey RAS!

Thank you for your great work on this subject.
Waiting impatiently for the Wabbit year.

Best regards



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