posted July 25, 2016 05:30 PM            

My ex husband had Scorpio mars and he was going to get you back. Run!!!

posted July 25, 2016 06:20 PM            

My boyfriend has cancer mars and its spot on. Hes completely passive normally but if I'm threatened he jumps into super protective mode

posted July 25, 2016 06:27 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
I've been thinking about doing one of these for a while. Of course, I haven't experienced every mars sign so some may be based off of assumptions based on interpretations. Anyways, enjoy!
(I'm going to do two for Cap Mars, one that is cliche and one that isn't).

Venus Sign Descriptions: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/234754.html
Mercury Sign Descriptions: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/234738.html

Aries Mars: I'm going to beat everyone in this fighting game! (Gets completely pummeled by everyone). ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?! *chucks game console out window*, YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU ##$&^#*$^#!!!!

Taurus Mars: Lazy stare as someone pokes them annoyingly. Five hours later, "Poke me one more time..." *poke* *GOES ON WILD DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING.

Gemini Mars: "You know what, you're such a liar! You never appreciate anything I say and I would never say anything bad about you!" "You're pathetic, inhumane, sleezy trash and..." *uses overly complicated words that may be completely out of context. Is overly sarcastic and a smart***.

Cancer Mars: Leave me alone! *hides in shell* *hears family is threatened* (BEAST MODE ACTIVATED) "YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ALIVE IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON THEM!!!!"

Leo Mars: You DARE threaten me, the great Leo Mars?! I'll squash you like a bug you imbecile! I am the greatest; you only wish you could understand it!

Virgo Mars: *secretly thinks to themselves all the flaws of others* "Ugh she's doing it again. So sloppy and terrible; her clothes are disgusting and she looks hideous. I can't believe she's trying to show me up with that hideous look she has." *runs to toilet and barfs*

Libra Mars: Please don't fight, we have to be friends. This is all about having fun and being fair with each other, so lets please not argue! *hours later* Oh you wanna know what this b**** said to me, she said my dress was ugly and that I'm the meanest person ever and....

Scorpio Mars (mine): *gives the EVIL EYE* *pulls out knife* "I hope you're ready to DIE TONIGHT!!!!" >
*the other person's emotions have been ripped out from their souls. Their enemies cease to exist.

Sagittarius Mars: DAMN YOU!!!! *runs away and moves to another country*. *enemy finds where they live* "Haha! I got 17 other reservations to move to just in case this happened! You thought your b******* could catch up to me but NOPE!!!

Capricorn Mars (cliche): Pulls out money bazooka while remaining utterly calm. "Hasta la Vista, baby." *fires bazooka as enemy is utterly destroyed and all that is left is a pile of cash.*

Capricorn Mars (not cliche): Completely calm and disciplined. "I will admit that I have been wrong, but so have you. If you do not acknowledge that, then we cannot be partners from now on."

Aquarius Mars: UGH, no one understands me. They think I'm SO PREDICTABLE! Well I'll show them! They will be publicly HUMILIATED and they will NOT even see it coming! They don't even have the logical capacity to anticipate such an event foreboding!

Pisces Mars (my fav so far): UGH YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I... *gets lost in daydream and completely forgets about argument, but then daydreams the argument and remembers* *starts to cry apologetically*.

That's it. Hope you enjoyed!

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