posted April 25, 2016 10:14 AM            

Venus Sign Descriptions: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/234754.html
Mercury Sign Descriptions: http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/234738.html

Aries Mars: I'm going to beat everyone in this fighting game! (Gets completely pummeled by everyone). ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?! *chucks game console out window*, YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU ##$&^#*$^#!!!!

Taurus Mars: Lazy stare as someone pokes them annoyingly. Five hours later, "Poke me one more time..." *poke* *GOES ON WILD DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING.

Gemini Mars: "You know what, you're such a liar! You never appreciate anything I say and I would never say anything bad about you!" "You're pathetic, inhumane, sleezy trash and..." *uses overly complicated words that may be completely out of context. Is overly sarcastic and a smart***.

Cancer Mars: Leave me alone! *hides in shell* *hears family is threatened* (BEAST MODE ACTIVATED) "YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE ALIVE IF YOU LAY A FINGER ON THEM!!!!"

Leo Mars: You DARE threaten me, the great Leo Mars?! I'll squash you like a bug you imbecile! I am the greatest; you only wish you could understand it!

Virgo Mars: *secretly thinks to themselves all the flaws of others* "Ugh she's doing it again. So sloppy and terrible; her clothes are disgusting and she looks hideous. I can't believe she's trying to show me up with that hideous look she has." *runs to toilet and barfs*

Libra Mars: Please don't fight, we have to be friends. This is all about having fun and being fair with each other, so lets please not argue! *hours later* Oh you wanna know what this b**** said to me, she said my dress was ugly and that I'm the meanest person ever and....

Scorpio Mars (mine): *gives the EVIL EYE* *pulls out knife* "I hope you're ready to DIE TONIGHT!!!!" >
*the other person's emotions have been ripped out from their souls. Their enemies cease to exist.

Sagittarius Mars: DAMN YOU!!!! *runs away and moves to another country*. *enemy finds where they live* "Haha! I got 17 other reservations to move to just in case this happened! You thought your b******* could catch up to me but NOPE!!!

Capricorn Mars (cliche): Pulls out money bazooka while remaining utterly calm. "Hasta la Vista, baby." *fires bazooka as enemy is utterly destroyed and all that is left is a pile of cash.*

Capricorn Mars (not cliche): Completely calm and disciplined. "I will admit that I have been wrong, but so have you. If you do not acknowledge that, then we cannot be partners from now on."

Aquarius Mars: UGH, no one understands me. They think I'm SO PREDICTABLE! Well I'll show them! They will be publicly HUMILIATED and they will NOT even see it coming! They don't even have the logical capacity to anticipate such an event foreboding!

Pisces Mars (my fav so far): UGH YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY I... *gets lost in daydream and completely forgets about argument, but then daydreams the argument and remembers* *starts to cry apologetically*.

posted April 25, 2016 11:21 AM            

We can rip people to shreds with our caustic tongues and laser focus!!

posted April 25, 2016 11:23 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini Mars never gets enough credit

We can rip people to shreds with our caustic tongues and laser focus!!

You don't see it because we are smart enough to do Jedi mind tricks BEFORE it escalates to that point.

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Actually I live with two Gemini Mars; they can be extremely sharp with their arguments. It's just that my dad goes off so much, taking him seriously is not easy anymore lol.

posted April 25, 2016 11:27 AM            

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Actually I live with two Gemini Mars; they can be extremely sharp with their arguments. It's just that my dad goes off so much, taking him seriously is not easy anymore lol.

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Oh

posted April 25, 2016 11:28 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Oh

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posted April 25, 2016 11:29 AM            

My faves are Cappy Mars.

posted April 25, 2016 11:31 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
It is funny

My faves are Cappy Mars.

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Yay!

posted April 25, 2016 11:49 AM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:

Capricorn Mars (not cliche): Completely calm and disciplined. "I will admit that I have been wrong, but so have you. If you do not acknowledge that, then we cannot be partners from now on."

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I agree with this so much! The cliche, not so much lol I have a Cappy Mars and I am very slow to anger. I won't expend any energy being "angry" unless it's worth it. I very seldom hold a grudge for this same reason. I would rather roll my eyes and walk away then engage with someone. It's a very controlled sort of anger, I think. I am known in my family to be the "peace keeper/maker" because I'll often jump in the middle and try to diffuse a situation between people before it gets out of hand. I only fight for something that I really, truly, passionately care about.

posted April 25, 2016 11:54 AM            

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Originally posted by margym0o:
I agree with this so much! The cliche, not so much lol I have a Cappy Mars and I am very slow to anger. I won't expend any energy being "angry" unless it's worth it. I very seldom hold a grudge for this same reason. I would rather roll my eyes and walk away then engage with someone. It's a very controlled sort of anger, I think. I am known in my family to be the "peace keeper/maker" because I'll often jump in the middle and try to diffuse a situation between people before it gets out of hand. I only fight for something that I really, truly, passionately care about.

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Nice! The cliche version was over exaggerated on purpose, so I don't expect most people to agree with it lol. People always associate Capricorn with Money and power, and that's why it's cliche lol.

posted April 25, 2016 11:59 AM            

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Originally posted by Desiring Shadows:
Lol you don't want to see me mad XD
Jk I don't really get mad .. Like ever
#ultralibra

I attract a lot of Venusian moons. I can't help being beautiful ^^

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posted April 25, 2016 12:09 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini Mars never gets enough credit

We can rip people to shreds with our caustic tongues and laser focus!!

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^ Yeah, Faith..
Gem mars is that suave fellow in the movies, who never loses his cool when he gets cornered by the bad guys. Just spins a silvery web of words and somehow ends up talking his way out of a skirmish. Escapes without so much as a speck of dust on his suit.

posted April 25, 2016 12:13 PM            

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Originally posted by Elysia:
^ Yeah, Faith..
Gem mars is that suave fellow in the movies, who never loses his cool when he gets cornered by the bad guys. Just spins a silvery web of words and somehow ends up talking his way out of a skirmish. Escapes without so much as a speck of dust on his suit.

Nice thread, Electro!

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posted April 25, 2016 12:16 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
My Scorpio Mars accepts that alternate very much lol.

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posted April 25, 2016 12:17 PM            

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Originally posted by Elysia:
You mean the Gem one or the other one?

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posted April 25, 2016 12:18 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
The other one.

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posted April 25, 2016 01:53 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Aries Mars: I'm going to beat everyone in this fighting game! (Gets completely pummeled by everyone). ARE YOU F****** KIDDING ME?! *chucks game console out window*, YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU ##$&^#*$^#!!!!

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posted April 25, 2016 05:55 PM            

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Originally posted by Electro DGX:
Lol, I saw your picture once on the forums and you are beautiful! I attract a lot of Libra moons personally.

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posted April 26, 2016 04:33 AM            

I like the taurus mars one the best. You nailed it without mentioning food.

posted April 26, 2016 06:48 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Gemini Mars never gets enough credit

We can rip people to shreds with our caustic tongues and laser focus!!

You don't see it because we are smart enough to do Jedi mind tricks BEFORE it escalates to that point.

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We really are intellectual ninjas.