posted September 10, 2009 07:34 PM         

ok, WARNING!!

posted September 10, 2009 07:38 PM         

i was just kidding, mostly, about being offended (though i do find circumcision to be very cruel). just slightly steamed about xodian deleting the pics on steve's thread.

posted September 10, 2009 08:00 PM         

hey i was totally kiddin' too! get a hint, pleez, when i'm posting a photo of s gigantic penis... wait, i could be serious too. pardon me.

posted September 10, 2009 08:30 PM         

Hey, there! Ho, there!
A lesson's here for you:
Be careful what you wish for,
For your wishes might come true.

A wizard overheard the knight
And granted his request
The knight at first was overjoyed
To see how he was blessed.

The knight went to a party
With his weapon thus enhanced.
The lance made dining difficult
And tripped him when he danced.

The next day at the tournament,
He won the jousting meets,
For all who faced his fearsome lance
Fell laughing from their seats.

Hey, there! Ho, there!
A lesson's here for you:
Be careful what you wish for,
For your wishes might come true.

--as sung in Elfsong by Elaine Cunningham

Hmmm, while I'm at it:

They're far from staid after a raid
Those men of Zhentil Keep:
They kill off all the women
For they much prefer the sheep.

The Zhents don't eat their ill-got treat;
Not one of them's a glutton.
So isn't it a marvel
That they always smell of mutton?

posted September 13, 2009 08:54 AM         

13 Reasons To Go Raw

1. You wont contribute to the torture and slaughter of animals

2. You won't be burdened with karmic debts from hurting animals

3. You'll communicate more powerfully with the animal realm,
and receive animal wisdom more easily, now that you no longer
encourage karmic divisions between yourself and animals

4. You'll become healthier (in mind, body, and soul)
than you ever aspired to be, and live longer than you ever expected to live

5. Since fruits and vegetables in their pristine state come w/o packaging,
you'll find that you use less resources and produce very little trash on this diet

6. You won't waste gas or electricity in cooking

7. 90% of the world cooks with wood, decimating the rainforests --
if you are among this 90%, you won't be contributing to deforestation,
and if you are among the 10% you'll be discouraging the other 90%

8. Since 85% of all nutrients are destroyed by cooking, that means
85% of the labor expended on producing the food is also wasted;
you won't be contributing to this incredible waste

9. You will use very little water cleaning up

10. You'll save time (not cooking, and requiring less sleep)

11. You won't get Cancer

12. You'll have the energy to pursue a high destiny

posted September 14, 2009 05:24 AM         

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Mine haven't touched meat for several months

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We still talking 'bout penises here? Oh... right.

posted September 14, 2009 08:17 AM         

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If you eat raw food you "won't get cancer"?
What a load of bollocks. Utter utter bollocks.

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posted September 14, 2009 09:10 AM         

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But my own extensive research

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How long has that taken? The few weeks that you have actually been a vegan? Oh, I do apologise, I take it back.

Perhaps you'd better email the Cancer Research people here in Britain. They'd be chuffed to know you've found a cure.

posted September 14, 2009 09:44 AM         

Steve, I know you are right, but if it was that easy I would already be a sprout eating svelte kitten. If I could kick my processed foods addiction that easily, I would have stuck to the carrot sticks and salad long ago, luv. You have planted a seed and with time it should grow... something. k?

Those huge penises totally remind me of my new boyfriend.

posted September 14, 2009 10:16 AM         

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How long has that taken? The few weeks that you have actually been a vegan? Oh, I do apologise, I take it back.

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I hit the ground running, didn't I?

Actually, I've been studying this stuff for a long time,
though I've only recently been putting it into action.

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Perhaps you'd better email the Cancer Research people here in Britain. They'd be chuffed to know you've found a cure.

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They don't want to find a cure.
There's billions to be made
in treating the symptoms.
And the people who are sincere
are too caught up in the hype.
You have to have a very open
and independent mind to even
consider the evidence for this.

Melody,

posted September 14, 2009 10:43 AM         

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJkCiYnuVw0

Think there's not enough research on food and nutrients? Think again! In this week's UltraWellness Blog, Dr. Mark Hyman details the latest studies on the healing power of food -- and explains why you shouldn't always believe everything you read when it comes to medical research. For more, see http://www.ultrawellness.com/blog

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"According to Western medical research, diseases are a result of the host being infected with a "germ", "virus" or "bacteria". And, in their approach in treating these "infestations", inorganic, carcinogenic chemicals are employed. But by consistently utilizing the same premise and methods, they have consistently yeilded ineffective results... In contrast, our research refutes the germ/virus/bacteria premise. The USHA Research Institute reveals that all manifestation of disease finds its genesis when and where the mucuous membrane has been compromised. For example, if there is excess mucous in the bronchial tubes, the disease is Bronchitis; if it is in the lungs, the disease is Pneumonia; in the pancreatic duct, it is Diabetes; in the joints, Arthritis."
~ Dr. Sebi

"Any special symptom is therefore merely an extraordinary local constipation by more accumulated mucus at this particular place... The average person has as much as ten pounds of un-eliminated feces in the bowels continually, poisoning the blood stream and the entire system... My "Mucus Theory" and "Mucusless Diet Healing System" stand unshaken; it has proven the most successful so-called cure against every kind of disease. By its systematic application thousands of declared-incurable patients could be saved."
~ Dr. Arnold Ehret

"The first step in maintaining health is to alkalize the body." - Dr Aurthur C. Guyton

"Bottom line: This program will bring you increased quality and quantity of life. I guarantee you'll see immediate improvement. Your energy will increase, you'll find new mental clarity and powers of concentration, you'll build strength and stamina, and you'll lose excess body fat, while increasing muscle mass. You'll have bright eyes and clear skin. You'll look better. You'll improve your athletic performance. You entire body will function more efficiently. Whatever health challenges you've been facing will improve and most likely evaporate altogether. In short, You'll regain all the effortless energy and wellness you thought was lost in your childhood."
~ Robert O. Young, Ph.D., The pH Miracle

"To become malignant, Cancer must have a low oxygen, strong acid environment."
~ Dr Otto Warburg

"It can be said that the greatest single cause of degeneration in man is the use of fire in the preparation of foods." ~ Arnold De Vries, The Fountain of Youth

posted September 14, 2009 10:46 AM         

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You have to have a very open
and independent mind to even
consider the evidence for this.

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posted September 14, 2009 11:00 AM         

I added to my response above:

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Actually, I've been studying this stuff for a long time,
though I've only recently been putting it into action.

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And that's the truth,
if you're interested.

Chernobyl aside,
this is pretty foolproof.

Let's try to sidestep the astrostereotyping, 'Zala.
My Scorpio tendency for seeing black and white
is probably mitigated quite a bit by that Venus
which closely conjuncts my Sun, Uranus, and Midheaven.

If I did post older findings on primates, wheels,
you are welcome to post some more recent ones,
if you think they'll contradict my posts.