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Topic: I don't know why this has got me down so much..
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wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:17 AM
 
Oh god Aerial, just simply for the word "tool" you get one of these.  I like that being around his wife thing, now that is genius. She also happens to be a very entertaining person and very beautiful, with cracking taste in music. Why do people not realise what they have? I dunno about him not arse-grabbing. My deepest fear is that he secretly wants to grab other women's arses and therefore won't commit too heavily to me.
Oooooh, Blue you know I actually DO have a big friend called Al who might want to come for a drink. And he WOULD kick in the head of that philandering little no-mark. He wouldn't even need me to tell him why first. 
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blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:18 AM
Specialist site - another lucrative idea - and a great project to impress your I.T professor IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 05, 2009 08:20 AM
Wonder what Big Al is doing on Saturday? He sounds like the perfect date for the evening.IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 05, 2009 08:22 AM
Good idea, bm. Guaranteed to get me a "distinction". He is an Aquarian.....IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:23 AM
He lives just by the pub we're going to. He is a brilliant person, long time boyfriend of my best friend. He's like my big brother and one of the most decent people I know.IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:25 AM
Al might be the answer. If butt grabber cared for his wife's opinion he wouldn't behave that way when she isn't far away. Sorry to offend, but I don't live in the tea and scones part of England, and my scale of action works on the following logic:- 1) sorry I am married No, didn't work, he has no manners, so I will resort to blunter tactics 2) look, I am really not interested, p!ss off No, a bit thick-skinned, doesn't seem to get it 3) you are an ugly ****, I'd rather sit on my finger No, sick-boy seems to find crudity and insults a turn on 4) tell burly friend I am being messed about Hmm, not quite such a turn on IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 05, 2009 08:25 AM
Hmmm....... hatching new plan.Take your best friend as your gay date. And wonder how big married jerk would like the advances of Big Al? IP: Logged |
PeaceAngel
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posted October 05, 2009 08:28 AM
Well, tea and scones doesn't really work for rural Australia either, bm. I think you're on the mark.IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:32 AM
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but I'm not sitting in the tea and scones part of England
I loved that!!!! If Al can't come I've decided I'm going to tell my stepfather. He isn't that much older than me and was in the RAF regiment and is a tasty sort. He won't tell my mum or sister, he is my friend, but will have an appropriate "word" with the chap without it becoming ugly. And he doesn't come from the tea and scones part of England either. IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:35 AM
Number 1, the polite refusal, works the vast majority of the time. Normally accompanied by an apology if the explanation of being married is part of it. After that, why be polite? They obviously have a problem understanding anything as subtle as, "no thank you". IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:41 AM
Most blokes are decent individuals who don't like seeing women messed about. If called upon they will be happy to put this message of basic decency across to someone who doesn't get it. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:44 AM
Yes, most blokes are decent. Just the odd few are tools. I have to laugh because when all this was happening I was in fancy dress as the Viet Cong because it was a 1969 party. He's obviously a weirdo!IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:51 AM
There are some sick blokes about - some of them must get turned on by being insulted and reviled. Else why the need to get to step 4? The Als of this world help ram points home where nothing else will work. As for the outfit, nothing would surprise me any more. I once vomited all over someone and he was still after it. Really, I can't be that overpoweringly attractive. I just don't believe it. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:53 AM
It's a power thing, it must be, not about attraction at all. IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:56 AM
Yes, I think you might be right. About sick men but not about vomit boy. He was my boyfriend for a while and had beautiful manners. He must have just looked past the unfortunate episode with too much home brew and banged away. It was very nice, very nice indeed. Not the brew, I mean. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 08:58 AM
Which incident is this? Pray tell!!IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 08:58 AM
Wheels, thanks for this thread. It has kept me going through a tediously long job application - which is now done. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 09:01 AM
Oh god, you too? I have to do one by Thursday. I'm at the question "Why do you want this job" and the only thing I can think of to write is "Because I'm a bit skint to be honest". Good luck with it, and you're welcome, you've been a star today. IP: Logged |
wheels of cheese
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posted October 05, 2009 09:03 AM
I just read back about you vomming on someone, sorry I am being dull!! And he still went for it? That's novel! Sheesh!! IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 09:16 AM
This is my first this week, last week I did 4. *mardy face*Unfortunately Plutonian elimination of things I don't need has included my manky old boiler. Just a shame I need the grand and a half for trivial things like bills and food instead of replacing it so I can wash in warm water and not sit all day shivering in a blanket. I need work with more cash. Give it me now! IP: Logged |
blue moon
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posted October 05, 2009 09:22 AM
Vomit story. I went to a party and drank a little too much home brew. This man (someone I know from around my home town) gave me a lift home, and I was sick in his car including all over him, but he was still quite keen on me so we had a little thing going soon afterwards. Like about half an hour afterwards. About 20 years later I met him at another party, we got chatting but no more. I am married now and like I say he is a man with manners. He got re-married himself a year or so after. It works both ways, if someone says they aren't interested, leave it. Pressing someone against their moral judgement, against their will, it's rude. If it involves invading their personal space it veers towards abusive. IP: Logged |
pire
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posted October 05, 2009 11:55 AM
nice one, nothing better than a bit of digested food flavoured by alcohol on the corner of a mouth when you kiss; mmmm, it could be a receipe: "vomit de purée avec son roast chicken prédigéré à la midlandaise, accompagné d'une bière brune à la chaleur printanière servi sur un coin de bouche!" voilà, c'est magnifique! i just had an interview this afternoon and got a temp job, to do...guess what... cheese.
"laguiole" made with cow's milk. kind of cheddar, much better taste "évidemment"; same look anyway.
i didn't have to explain why i wanted to do it, just had to show up and tell the boss that i wasn't afraid to loose an arm because of injury, like the one i'm replacing at the moment; he damaged his wrist manipulating the 50kg cheeses. i knew it would be a + for my career to have studied politics and swahili in england  IP: Logged |
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