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posted November 16, 2009 06:46 AM         

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Hey Koi!

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posted November 16, 2009 06:54 AM         

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koi - I'm just going to ignore you. I didn't say "ulterior" motives.

wheels - 12 hours of exposure to the one show. Explains the crush then.

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posted November 16, 2009 06:54 AM         

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koi

You're not so innocent. I know.

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posted November 16, 2009 08:26 PM         

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For attention: Peace Angel
Dear Intel Spice, it has come to our attention that you need a husband upgrade. The following models are available:
a) Sporty Husband

b) Scary Husband

c) Posh Husband

Yours truly,
Husbands-Are-Us

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posted November 16, 2009 09:00 PM         

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I'm in class at the moment,so the natural husband progression would be...

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posted November 16, 2009 09:01 PM         

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Wonder what Real-Life Husband Version 1.0 would think of Virtual Husband 3.0?

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posted November 16, 2009 10:41 PM         

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Intel (PA) Spice catches up to Gates ... What could be better than windows? ... em ... doors? ... em ... Can't think of anything else. What I mean is you don't have to marry that man, just oust him. What's your plan, Intel?
Real life husband needn't worry about version 3 above ... c) Posh Husband, because he's virtually jailbait. In case you have a life and unlike me are not addicted to Gossip Girl I should explain that nr. 3 is British actor, Ed Westwick, who is actually 26 but who plays a 17 year old billionaire on GG.

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posted November 17, 2009 03:47 AM         

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Moi? Not so innocent?

I am guilty. Yes, that's right, GUILTY!!!!

I snuck to the fridge in the middle of the night and eat some cake

Just don't tell the Mrs!!!

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posted November 17, 2009 03:48 AM         

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Hey wheels

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posted November 17, 2009 03:53 AM         

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So now Godzala talks about Husbands! Gee, this place takes us to new and newer dimensions.

How long does a husband last for? Do they have an expiry date?

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posted November 17, 2009 04:01 AM         

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I'd soon kick out A & B.

I would soon tell C to hurry up and take his bath and get into bed as it is a schoolnight.

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posted November 17, 2009 04:11 AM         

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All other options taken, leaves room for new ones.

I'll take Splinter Husband.

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posted November 17, 2009 04:12 AM         

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Not sure which one I'd have. Maybe......NONE

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posted November 17, 2009 04:15 AM         

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You're just being greedy, koi. Leave some for the rest of us!

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posted November 17, 2009 04:20 AM         

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I'm good like that. I look out for my friends. If they want a husband, they can have one. I'll make sure of that!!

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posted November 17, 2009 05:48 AM         

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I see. The true meaning of real friendship equates to shotgun weddings.

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posted November 17, 2009 06:29 AM         

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koi

I'm wondering why, as a good friend, you have not introduced me to Mr Duhamel sooner? If it not were for my son and his desire to watch the latest Transformers movie, he would have gone stealth on my radar.

There's only one thing to say. Thank God for kids.

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posted November 17, 2009 07:37 AM         

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Kids are great for helping make connection

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posted November 17, 2009 07:49 AM         

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He looks like your type, koi.

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posted November 17, 2009 06:55 PM         

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Every husband has a diffferent kind of expiry date. Unfortunately when you pick one it's hard to tell how long they'll last before needing an upgrade. When showing signs of stupidity such as drowning the car keys, it's usually an indicator that it's time for a newer model. I mean what good are husbands if they're not nice and practical???
That's why I choose option b). I have a good feeling about Marilyn Manson. I think he'd make a great husband because clearly he's already crazy, so maybe he was made that way and couldn't possibly break down.
I'm not really into sporty types ... I'd rather have David Beckham's physique than his body. Crazy huh? As for Ed Westwick, there's just something about those eyes, and he has a really cute British accent. When he's not acting of course. You can't have a New Yorker sounding British, so hearing him speak for himself is rather shocking, like hearing Gergory House's real voice. Not being of the American Persuasion myself I'm wondering whether I'd ever be able to pull of an American accent. By the way, I mentioned alesewhere (in my thread about me: 'fatinkerbell uncut') that I knew Charlize Theron at school. Before she had an American accent. I think I'm going to start a complaining thread on global unity about why everyone has to have an American accent in the movies!! But anyway, back to the topic at hand, certain guys don't need to speak, they're cute just as they are, but I'm a sucker for voices which is why I drool over Marilyn Manson. Guess I'm some kind of weirdo : )

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posted November 18, 2009 02:38 AM         

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Marilyn Manson is very intelligent. You'd never be bored. I can see the attraction but the comments from his ex-wife are a bit off-putting, particuarly as she didn't come across as bitter.

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posted November 18, 2009 06:58 AM         

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Do you really think he's my type PA? Keep trying dear!! hehehehe - I'm so fussy in a Virgoan stellium way!!!

The eyes need a soft glow to them - like a fire, I guess! Probably to suit my top three Fire!!

Believe it or not, I thought Tom Cruise was the best thing since sliced bread in my younger days!! I think he has Venus in Leo. He has that spark in his eyes - or it could be a stigmatism.

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posted November 18, 2009 07:01 AM         

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fatinkerbell - it's Hollywood slowly hypnotising the world with subliminal messages on aliens and UFOs, and One World Reptilian Govt domination.

The American accent originates from Ireland - so really it's the evil pagan celts subtly taking over the world before the Plaedians get here......

Quite simple really. Didn't you notice?

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posted November 18, 2009 10:37 AM         

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The curious Aries boy trying to woo me just told me a joke:

"What's the difference between a mini-van and a pile of putrid dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in a mini-van."

I fear for his future wife.

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posted November 18, 2009 10:52 AM         

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Dude, that is pretty sick and I'm a big fan of the sick joke!!

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