posted January 07, 2014 10:25 AM            

So who better to ask for a "bad boy" make over than our expert panel of female members . As I such I give you our first ever forum reality show:

BAD BOY ME UP!

I am your host Xodian and this is Bad Boy Me Up! The show where your average geeky dork gets tips by our expert panel on how to remake his Libran image into the sizzling sexy Scorpio!

Each contestant put up a "before" image for our panel of experts (the female members of the forum) and gets advice on how to remake his image into the Byronic Bad Boy that makes those panties wet!

Your's truly isn't an exception to the rule . I was once a ho hum Libran goody two shoes myself: Groomed hair, clear face, good manners...

And as our male members have pointed out, guys like me go about virtually dateless. Seems like I wasn't what women desired in a companion.

So let the panel of experts do their magic on me and presto!

(BTW: That is actually me LOL!)

Now, there isn't a night that doesn't goes by without a date! My loins are fought upon by bevy of bodacious babes who can't get enough of my douchebag ways and unkempt style!

So, if you want the panel of experts to make you the salacious Sultan of your own harem, post a picture of yourself up and let the female members of the forum give you tips on how to change your image into something they desire!

posted January 07, 2014 11:16 AM            

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posted January 07, 2014 11:38 AM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
I won't participate in this because a certain idiot stole my picture the last time I posted it and posted it all over this forum and only God knows where else. Secondly the thread is pointless because being a bad boy has nothing to do with looks ( even though they often go together). My mom is obsessed with a bad boy who has grey hair and a beer belly. Being a bad boy is all about narcissism. Which is something most women love but it's wrapped up by the pretty word "confidence".

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This is TOTALLY true. Looks mean nothing, nothing at all. Good point, AG

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posted January 07, 2014 11:48 AM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
This is TOTALLY true. Looks mean nothing, nothing at all. Good point, AG

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posted January 07, 2014 12:01 PM            

Hmmmm no thank you.
I dressed like a bad boy I wouldn't get away with half the things I do..

posted January 07, 2014 12:02 PM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
Hold on, I never said looks mean nothing , they mean a lot. I have a good looking friend who has absolutely no problem getting women's attention initially or getting sex. His problem is keeping a girl interested long term. He is old fashioned and wants a real relationship but girls get bored of him and ditch him within a month or two. Personality wise he is the epitome of a nice guy and would give you the shirt off of his back. He hates arguing or confrontation and will do anything to keep the peace (libra ascendant). I'm easy going too but I have to chastise him for being too nice.

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That is the other side of the coin, the so called "bad boy" really isn't, when they fall in love the fall hard in love.

Problem is, they are not skilled at longer term relationships and she winds up getting disenchanted.

As for Xodian, clothes match his skin tone, his hair frames his face and is neither to long nor short, looks directly into camera and the pictures are sharp and in focus.

I'd think he does fine in relationships

posted January 07, 2014 12:07 PM            

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Originally posted by Padre35:
That is the other side of the coin, the so called "bad boy" really isn't, when they fall in love the fall hard in love.

Problem is, they are not skilled at longer term relationships and she winds up getting disenchanted.

As for Xodian, clothes match his skin tone, his hair frames his face and is neither to long nor short, looks directly into camera and the pictures are sharp and in focus.

I'd think he does fine in relationships

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posted January 07, 2014 12:14 PM            

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posted January 07, 2014 12:18 PM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
My friend is not a bad boy, he is the exact opposite.

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AG, we've been down this road, suffice it to say, there is more then one path.

I'm far far from a "bad boy" in fact, can say unequivocally that does not work for me when it comes to relationships. IRL I'm far more charming and polite and witty/flirty when it comes to relationships and do just fine.

This is why your focus on "bad boys" is curious to me.

posted January 07, 2014 12:19 PM            

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Originally posted by Ami Anne:
Right, AG. Looks mean something but attitude means much more!
A guy who gets a lot of women has to have a way to make women feel special.
The bad boys do this, even though they don't mean it

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posted January 07, 2014 06:44 PM            

Don't encourage them Xodian LOL
I kinda feel sorry for them now.

You're extra cute

posted January 07, 2014 06:50 PM            

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how do they make the women feel special?

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*whispers* by being sooooooo bad... so so... baaad...

PS. This is what I've learnt from you guys:

posted January 07, 2014 07:09 PM            

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Originally posted by aquaguy91:
bad boy who has grey hair and a beer belly. Being a bad boy is all about narcissism. Which is something most women love but it's wrapped up by the pretty word "confidence".

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I know a guy like that (has bad teeth to boot) but also has a collection of restraining orders against him which infuriates him with women (he thinks his stalking and narcissistic behavior is "romantic") and likes to say even women in prison would reject him even if he held a handful of pardons in his hand. I expect he'd have done better if looked more like Edward Cullen.

posted January 07, 2014 07:13 PM            

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KRISTEN sits next to ROBERT, who nearly vomits in his mouth and leaves school for a week. Eventually, he returns.

KRISTEN STEWART

Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow.

KRISTEN STEWART

(swoon)

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KRISTEN STEWART

Dad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting! I'm just going over to his house to have dinner with his family, I'll be back before 11. Unless the ravenous vampires murder me, of course.

BILLY BURKE

Alright, just bring this pepper spray with you. It's literally the very least I can do to offer it to my teenage daughter.

KRISTEN STEWART

Daaaaad! Stop being such a loser, I don't need this!

BILLY BURKE

Really? Weren't you almost raped by four guys earlier in the movie?

KRISTEN STEWART

Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. GOD!

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They play vampire baseball, which looks exactly as stupid as it sounds to all of the males in the audience. The game attracts the attention of some EVIL VAMPIRES, who actually do the type of **** vampires are supposed to, like ******* kill boring humans. One of them, CAM GIGANDET, notices KRISTEN.

CAM GIGANDET

Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.

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PETER FACINELLI

Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?

PETER FACINELLI

Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.

He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING

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ROBERT PATTINSON

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

KRISTEN STEWART

I love you. Put a baby in me.

ROBERT PATTINSON

At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing.

They ARE.

END

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posted January 07, 2014 07:32 PM            

Kero -

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Screw bad boys.
They aren't as visually appealing as bad girls.

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You mean bad girls still exist?
I was told society is doing its job stopping women from going "too far" and hence wiping out all potential bad girls (for their own good)..

posted January 07, 2014 07:47 PM            

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Originally posted by Kerosene:
hmmm
So are you just empowered or are you bad odette?
Lets be honest

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**I think a few real men here would also enjoy this book
http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum13/HTML/000732.html

posted January 07, 2014 07:48 PM            

16 year old girls in the 90's were slaying demons and now they need saving from blood drinking sparkly fairies.