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Topic: Peter
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Diogenes of Sinope unregistered
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posted February 20, 2005 02:00 AM
I think of Peter on his way to Rome. He gets spooked, and he starts to turn back.So, what does he see, but Jesus hauling the cross his way. Only Jesus doesn't stop, he carries it right on past him. "Where are you going?" asks Peter. "I'm going to Rome, to be crucified." And Peter decides to follow him... again. But, what if he didn't? I think of Peter giving a disaffected shrug, and heading on his way. Maybe to go take bong-hits over some kid's garage. And Christ there on the cross, giving him the ole' blood-drenched thumbs-up. But, wait, what's that in his hand? "MENTOS, the fresh-maker!!"
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:07 AM
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:09 AM
K, now THIS Jesus looks like Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes!!!!!! IP: Logged |
26taurus unregistered
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posted February 20, 2005 02:10 AM
I was looking for that Mento Jeebuz pic pixie! IP: Logged |
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 269 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:12 AM
Holy Crowes! lol Pix... the freshmaker! Somewhere in heaven Jesus is using a table cloth for an apron...IP: Logged |
future_uncertain Knowflake Posts: 269 From: Registered: May 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:13 AM
Hi 26 *waves* just saw ya!IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:15 AM
Its just not the same.He needs to be on the cross. IP: Logged |
26taurus unregistered
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posted February 20, 2005 02:17 AM
Hi future! Hey I think you had a question about your boyfriends planets in your 10th house in Astrology recently? Was that you? I keep meaning to type something out from one of my books about it but forget. I'll try to get around to it tomorrow. If that was you. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.Anyway, how goes it tonight? IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:19 AM
Oh but c'mon!!!! It's Jesus with mentos!!!! How abstract is that?????*He is sitting in Heaven, on a freshly painted bench, "Oh No!" he says, forgetting that he is in Heaven, therefore he doesn't need to be as creative as his solution to the formidable dillemma.... Suddenly, he smiles a knowing smile, grabs the paint brush, and paints the rest of his suit pinstriped to match the accident... That Jesus!!! What a problem solver!!! How Refreshing!!!! IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:21 AM
*footnote* I am eating baby dill garlic-y pickles. Now THAT is a freshmaker. Um.... if you're into garlic and dill. And babies. Oh, I am so wierd
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Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:21 AM
LMAO!IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:22 AM
Is.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:22 AM
Is. IndeedIP: Logged |
26taurus unregistered
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posted February 20, 2005 02:26 AM
OMG IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:27 AM
Is a garlic and dill man.IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:27 AM
Is not into babies.
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pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:29 AM
Is very relieved to hear that.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:29 AM
about the babies, I mean...... IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:33 AM
Don't get me wrong, okay. I like babies as much as the next guy. So long as the next guy doesn't have a moustache.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:34 AM
What if it's a MILK moustache????IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:35 AM
Depends what kind of milk. If its breast milk, he's probably cool.IP: Logged |
pixelpixie Knowflake Posts: 474 From: ON Canada Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 20, 2005 02:36 AM
Thats kind of where I was going with that..... Why Heart Shaped? Where's Diogenes?????IP: Logged |
Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:38 AM
I'm so OBvious, arent I pixie.IP: Logged |
26taurus unregistered
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posted February 20, 2005 02:38 AM
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Heart--Shaped Cross Knowflake Posts: 308 From: Registered: Nov 2010
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posted February 20, 2005 02:39 AM
gimme a break, im tiredIP: Logged |