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Diogenes of Sinope
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posted February 20, 2005 02:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think of Peter on his way to Rome.
He gets spooked, and he starts to turn back.

So, what does he see, but Jesus hauling the cross his way.
Only Jesus doesn't stop, he carries it right on past him.

"Where are you going?" asks Peter.

"I'm going to Rome, to be crucified."

And Peter decides to follow him... again.

But, what if he didn't?

I think of Peter giving a disaffected shrug, and heading on his way.
Maybe to go take bong-hits over some kid's garage.

And Christ there on the cross,
giving him the ole' blood-drenched thumbs-up.

But, wait, what's that in his hand?

"MENTOS, the fresh-maker!!"

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Alexander: Ask of me anything, and I will give it to you.
Diogenes: Stand out of my sun.

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pixelpixie
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posted February 20, 2005 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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posted February 20, 2005 02:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
K, now THIS Jesus looks like Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes!!!!!!

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26taurus
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posted February 20, 2005 02:10 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was looking for that Mento Jeebuz pic pixie!

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posted February 20, 2005 02:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Holy Crowes! lol Pix... the freshmaker! Somewhere in heaven Jesus is using a table cloth for an apron...

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posted February 20, 2005 02:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for future_uncertain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi 26 *waves* just saw ya!

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Heart--Shaped Cross
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posted February 20, 2005 02:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its just not the same.

He needs to be on the cross.

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26taurus
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posted February 20, 2005 02:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi future! Hey I think you had a question about your boyfriends planets in your 10th house in Astrology recently? Was that you? I keep meaning to type something out from one of my books about it but forget. I'll try to get around to it tomorrow. If that was you. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Anyway, how goes it tonight?

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posted February 20, 2005 02:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh but c'mon!!!!
It's Jesus with mentos!!!!
How abstract is that?????

*He is sitting in Heaven, on a freshly painted bench, "Oh No!" he says, forgetting that he is in Heaven, therefore he doesn't need to be as creative as his solution to the formidable dillemma....
Suddenly, he smiles a knowing smile, grabs the paint brush, and paints the rest of his suit pinstriped to match the accident...
That Jesus!!! What a problem solver!!!
How Refreshing!!!!

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posted February 20, 2005 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
*footnote*
I am eating baby dill garlic-y pickles.
Now THAT is a freshmaker.
Um.... if you're into garlic and dill.
And babies.
Oh, I am so wierd

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posted February 20, 2005 02:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO!

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posted February 20, 2005 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is.
Indeed

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26taurus
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posted February 20, 2005 02:26 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OMG

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posted February 20, 2005 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is a garlic and dill man.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is not into babies.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is very relieved to hear that.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
about the babies, I mean......

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posted February 20, 2005 02:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't get me wrong, okay. I like babies as much as the next guy. So long as the next guy doesn't have a moustache.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What if it's a MILK moustache????

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posted February 20, 2005 02:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Depends what kind of milk.
If its breast milk, he's probably cool.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thats kind of where I was going with that.....
Why Heart Shaped? Where's Diogenes?????

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posted February 20, 2005 02:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm so OBvious, arent I pixie.

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posted February 20, 2005 02:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Heart--Shaped Cross     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
gimme a break, im tired

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