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posted November 12, 2008 06:33 AM         

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Colin Farrell has a sex tape? Whoever next?

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posted November 12, 2008 06:33 AM         

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What do you think would happen if I put up a thread and said women-only? LOL

Plenty of men I know start to look ill if you mention women's health and childbirth in detail. mr bm is an exception to the rule, being strong on medicine and science in general. Virgo rising.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:36 AM         

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Colin Farrell has a sex tape? Whoever next?

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I'm game if you are Kick.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:36 AM         

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I thought we weren't supposed to mention the tape?

It's rubbish, Kick-It. He so out of his head he can't even get a full.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:37 AM         

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Out of his skull.

High.

Hammered.

Any expression fits better than "out of his head."

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posted November 12, 2008 06:38 AM         

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a full.

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....ummm - sentence, bm?

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posted November 12, 2008 06:39 AM         

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Stiffy.

Erection.

Whatever you call it Down Under.

I was trying to be polite, subtle. So wasted on the Aries riser.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:40 AM         

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Stiffy.
Erection.

Whatever you call it Down Under.

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You mean his South Node?

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posted November 12, 2008 06:41 AM         

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I was trying to be polite, subtle. So wasted on the Aries riser.

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Ah - don't waste the subtleties with me. The blunter the better. And the more direct you speak too.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:42 AM         

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Yeah, that's it.

His South Node needed more activation by synastry or transit.

Synastry was a bit of a problem, here, I'd say.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:43 AM         

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Keep em coming PA

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posted November 12, 2008 06:43 AM         

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I think his South Node was square her Uranus on the day. Something got lost in translation. Or is that, lost in transit?

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posted November 12, 2008 06:44 AM         

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wheels

boom boom.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:45 AM         

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Have you seen it, Wheels?

I'm working at home (not on work network). But just in case I told the I.T peeps first. Some stuff about writing a paper on the sociological impact of celeb porn on the internet. They seem convinced.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:46 AM         

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EDIT: The link is now gone.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:47 AM         

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Some stuff about writing a paper on the sociological impact of celeb porn on the internet.

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Pamela and Tommy Lee are way more entertaining. Yeah, the sex tape too.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:48 AM         

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The post-match diagnosis is far more entertaining than the real thing in this case.

I can't imagine Sean Bean producing a bad sex tape. Even after a few too many.

But, hey, that's my imagination. It keeps me sane.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:50 AM         

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No I haven't seen it! I can't have a look here as I am skating on thin ice as it is. Especially as I accidentally uploaded some photos of myself yesterday dressed as well.. a ***** .. when I was charging my mobile from my computer and my boss was standing behind me. So I better not, but I've sent it to my sister who is bored at home and likes a good Colin. She's looking at it as we speak.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:50 AM         

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I can't imagine Sean Bean producing a bad sex tape. Even after a few too many.

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Could he still get it up after a few too many?

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But, hey, that's my imagination. It keeps me sane.

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Yeah, well, my imagination had some really interesting things happening with Col too. That was, until I saw "the tape". Ah, some things are best left to the imagination. Truly.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:53 AM         

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Sean's growing on me. I watched Sharpe a few days ago, in your honour BM, just as market research and all. Nom nom...

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posted November 12, 2008 06:55 AM         

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wheels

Don't listen to bm. She's the one that introduced me to Colin. And we all know how that's going.

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posted November 12, 2008 06:57 AM         

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bm

You're becoming a thread wh0re. Flitting between here and Godzala.

Tip: Just start calling everyone "honey" or "love" so that you don't get caught out with names.

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posted November 12, 2008 07:04 AM         

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Wheels ~ whoever does your I.T will know exactly what you are viewing and how much you look at it.

Not a problem for me at the moment so much as like I say, I'm not on the office network. Nor am I working in a space where anyone aside from the cat can hear Colin grunt incoherently, "you're just so 'effin' beautiful" repeatedly whilst his companion does some very bad faking.

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posted November 12, 2008 07:08 AM         

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Yeah, IT dept... scary....
I had a quick peek and got as far as the cat. I think the girl does a good job of standing on one leg. Fair play. My sister's loving it though.

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posted November 12, 2008 09:03 AM         

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colin - not hot
colin's sex tape is not something I would be interested in. That would be like a pee wee herman muscle building competition.

I would pay to see one with antonio banderas as the star...I have been thinking about him lately...and how totally hot he is.

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