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posted December 20, 2006 03:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 23     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Reproductive tracts are ruled by sco - http://astrology.about.com/od/loveromance/l/aa031601a.htm
http://www.astro.com/astrology/in_quadalup_e.htm

(this also includes the back entrance)

According to this, its venus - http://lovestarz.com/jansky2.html

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posted December 20, 2006 03:58 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
backdoor size?!

best thread eva!!

on a related note, the first link implies a virgo's erogenous zone include intestines and bowels. and how would one get there? that's right...through the backdoor. and how do we guesstimate ease of backdoor entry? that's right...backdoor size. this is excellent....

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posted December 20, 2006 07:24 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I agree with Sag being well endowed... NOT Taurus though! My ex is a Taurus through and through and he's got a small one!

LOL

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posted December 20, 2006 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CrankyCap     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO...I haven't been on here in a couple of days and OMG!!! What a fun topic! Have to put in my $.02 on this one!

Miss Muffet - Can't say I agree with you on the Taurus thing...My Taurus ex was pretty well endowed, but he had a pretty major "curve" in it that he was rather self conscious about. I learned to love it though...if I used it right, it always hit the G spot!

In my experience...of the (4) Pisces uh, "members" that I've seen, EVERY one of them has been HUGE! And I'm not just saying that b/c I'm currently dating one. They've got it goin' on!

Strangely enough, a couple Scorpio's that I've known have come up quite "short" in that department...much to my surprise! One in particular...OMG..."pinky finger" comes to mind! So disappointing I wanted to cry!

Gemini's seem to be quite ample as well...

Fun thread!

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sue g
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posted December 20, 2006 07:59 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHAHA......what a great thread......

Dont know about signs/aspects, but nice to see such a wonderful topic being covered, or uncovered whatever the case may be

prrrrrrrrr!!!

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posted December 20, 2006 08:17 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha Sue!

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miss_muffet
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posted December 20, 2006 09:00 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL...

I was told once that shorter men (like short & stout) are bound to have a smaller size than those who are tall and lean.

What are your experiences?

MM

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sue g
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posted December 20, 2006 09:11 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dont know really

But I was with a guy years ago who was very tall....over 6 feet and built like a brick **** house

But alas his member didnt match the rest of him

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sue g
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posted December 20, 2006 09:12 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shall we try and keep it up.....?

The thread I mean.....at the top.....

Ooooh I love being bad

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posted December 20, 2006 09:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CrankyCap     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nope...that's a myth. "Pinky Finger" was 6'4" with BIG hands...I thought I was in for a real treat...not so much.

Actually in my experience, it seems like the shorter guys are the larger ones! I dated a Virgo guy briefly once who was actually quite short...only about 5'8", but MAN, that thing in his pants could knock out Tokyo! Guess you can't judge a di*k by it's cover! LOL...

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posted December 20, 2006 09:30 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The scorps I have been with have been well endowed, the sags nope, cappys yup, pisces a mixed bag of nuts no pun intended. I personally have seen mars conjunct jupiter when mars rules the 8th house or the conjunction is in the 8th house. I would look to the ruler of the 8th if it's aspected by jupiter or saturn (making it small) or look to those planets in the 8th of course I know someone with saturn in the 8th and they are far from small

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posted December 20, 2006 10:08 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would imagine Sagittarius since Jupiter is HUGE. But so are Saturn, Uranus & Neptune.

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Saturn being pessimistic would prolly be small
Uranus will just be plain weird
And Pisces bless ‘em, I don’t even know what to say - lying about their size?

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sue g
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posted December 20, 2006 10:56 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Pinky Finger".....

Love it!

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posted December 20, 2006 11:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know a Sag who is quite large...but he has a mars/venus conjunction in...Scorpio.


Its not feet you ahve to look at but the size of fingers comparfed to each toher...its to do with surges of tetesterone in the womb..

omigod I've got to stop giggling.

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posted December 20, 2006 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for hippichick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My experiences:::

Aqua men:

Cancer man with sun, mars, merc in the 8th & Scorp asc:

Taurus man: OMG

Libra man: (I forget... )

Acoustic God!!! My goodness all of the Aries women I have known have been less than flat,,,concave actually! Now a voluptuous Pisces sun in the 4th... And all the Virgo women I have known are quite large in the bosem!!

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posted December 20, 2006 11:53 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok in my experience the biggest were Scorpios LOL


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Gemini/Cancer cusp, Cancer Ascendant, Mercury Gemini, Taurus Moon *29, Venus Taurus, Mars Libra

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posted December 20, 2006 11:58 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got told by a guy that with girls, the shorter you are, the bigger the boobs. Well I’m walking talking proof that aint true :/ wish it were tho

Oh and I’d put Sagittarian on the top of my list

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Its not feet you ahve to look at but the size of fingers comparfed to each toher...its to do with surges of tetesterone in the womb..

Seriously? I thought it was height
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Libra man: (I forget…

ooops that can’t be good

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posted December 20, 2006 12:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for taurus/gemini cusp     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Biggest I ever saw was, surprisingly, a virgo man.....

.....Damn thing nearly had my eye out!

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posted December 20, 2006 12:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for hippichick     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So...

Am thinkin that if I EVER have another suiter shall I hope for an earthy, muskey male with the very sexual Scorpio highly influenced???

Actually the Bull man was my favirot!! Not only did he have it, he knew HOW TO USE THE BEAUTIFUL THING !!!!!!!!! Geezzzz, the drive of the earthy male.......

OMG--gotta get off this thread, not good for a singel gal!!!!!!!!

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posted December 20, 2006 12:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmmmm lets see, from my experience I have most enjoyed and not just in size but really knew how to rock the boat was..

Virgo..Mmmmm
Cappy..Mmmmm
Aqua Mmmmmm

I would say Scorp, well the problem was not the size of his ship so much it was the motion of the ocean sort of thing..

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posted December 20, 2006 12:18 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hippichiceee...

Oh yeah yeah babeeeeee.....

Earthy men mm....mmm...mmm...

love this thread....

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posted December 20, 2006 12:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AcousticGod     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Acoustic God!!! My goodness all of the Aries women I have known have been less than flat,,,concave actually! Now a voluptuous Pisces sun in the 4th... And all the Virgo women I have known are quite large in the bosem!!

Obviously all Aries aren't like that. Many have quite normal breasts. It's not really about size per se, though, because any sign can have a large size.

It's more about the pleasing shape and the nipples. Fire suns all around seem to have the best nipples in my experience (look at young Madonna or Halle Berry). Then Earth, then Water and Air. I prefer small nipples.

As far as Pisces, I notice that they seem to often lack in the breast department. Pisces Sun in the 4th might take on Cancerian breasts, though, so that could be the reason for your perception. Pisces seem to often be pear-shaped with the slim torso, and shapely hips. Virgos come in a variety of sizes, but the two sets of bare Virgo breasts I've seen were both quite small, but body proportionate.

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posted December 20, 2006 12:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is this seriously a thread?

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posted December 20, 2006 12:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Hippiechick says:


Cancer man with sun, mars, merc in the 8th & Scorp asc: (thumbs up)

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DO WE KNOW THE SAME MAN????????? If we do......nice one, huh>?

heheheheh!!!!

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posted December 20, 2006 12:40 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My, my...what a 'large' thread this has become. ;p

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