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sue g
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posted January 22, 2007 10:43 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh

So you can

LOL!!!

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sinderlou
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posted January 22, 2007 10:55 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wonder if there is any info on the average girth????

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Nightjar
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posted January 22, 2007 12:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here comes my contribution to this wonderful thread.

Men known for their glorious members and some of their astrological placements:

John Holmes
25cm (someone can convert these into inches)
Leo Sun
Aries Moon
Leo Venus
Virgo Mars
Pisces ASC

Ben Andrews
28cm (that's 11 inches, Sue)
Couldn't find the exact birth date, but it's in June 1985
Gem/Cancer Sun
Taurus Venus
Cancer Mars

Ales Hanak
22cm
Cancer Sun
Aries Moon
Gem Venus
Taurus Mars

Pavel Novotny
21cm, uncut
Aqua Sun
Virgo Moon
Aries Venus
Capricorn Mars

Peter North
very large, known for ejaculating profusely
Taurus Sun
Libra Moon
Taurus Venus
Cancer Mars

Rocco Siffredi
22cm
Taurus Sun
Aqua Moon
Gem Venus
Aries Mars

I would have said taurus influence as well, and this little study seems to support the theory to some extent.

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posted January 22, 2007 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dulce Luna     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sinderlou, I just watched your video....LMAO

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posted January 22, 2007 01:04 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, i found some factoids on the subject of Penis-ology...........unfortunately i couldn't find the signs to match.....hummm....maybe we can do a survey and each sign can just pick a length and we can see who has what in that department....

Here are the statistics on erect penis lengths for white college men, in quarter-inch lengths measured by The Alfred C. Kinsey Institute for Sex Research (from the point where the penis meets the body along the top to its tip):

percent length
0.2 percent 3.75 inches
0.3 percent 4 inches
0.2 percent 4.25 inches
1.7 percent 4.5 inches
0.8 percent 4.75 inches
4.2 percent 5 inches
4.4 percent 5.25 inches
10.7 percent 5.5 inches
8 percent 5.75 inches
23.9 percent 6 inches
8.8 percent 6.25 inches
14.3 percent 6.5 inches
5.7 percent 6.75 inches
9.5 percent 7 inches
1.8 percent 7.25 inches
2.9 percent 7.5 inches
percent length
1 percent 7.75 inches
1 percent 8 inches
0.3 percent 8.25 inches
0.3 percent 8.5 inches
0.1 percent 8.75 inches
0.1 percent 9 inches

(note: 1 inch = 2.54 cm, 0.25 inch = 0.635 cm)


Here the same data in some other from:

[click here for diagram in cm]


So the average penis length is 6.16 inches.
The average girth is 4.84 inches.

More recent studies have produced the following results:
A sample of 60 men studied by researchers at the University of California at San Francisco determined that the average size of their erect penises was 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in girth.

A Brazilian urologist who measured 150 men reported that the average size of their erections was 5.7 inches long and 4.7 inches in girth.

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 01:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Peter North, interesting!

His Mars only forms one aspect, a trine to Neptune.

Jupiter forms a square to Saturn, trines Venus, Mercury & the Sun and sextiles his NN.

No birth time, so no clue on house placements/rulerships, damnit.

Rocco Siffredi has Jupiter conjunct mars http://www.astrotheme.fr/en/portraits/BgxuWAzuCm99.htm

John Holmes has Mars square Juno... I agree with Magi that Juno is a sexual planet, JMO. http://www.astrotheme.fr/en/portraits/kdMp3Ddv7Hfy.htm

Apparently, Warren Beatty has a big schlong too

http://www.astrotheme.fr/en/portraits/ybM6FLrJVwmP.htm

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katipo
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posted January 22, 2007 01:15 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Heheheh, Sinderlou good link, hahahhaha!

I'm surprised VDM you didn't find this thread, a Saggi Venus (just love you people) of course I'm slightly biased, as my Lover & my best girlfriend have that placement, I think that's why they love me and they're both totally OUTrageous and open when it comes to SEX.

I'm a total prude, dunno why, however at my age it's time to come out of (not closet, I'm not gay...) myself... It's the pious Catholic upbringing (I think)

Must say being Tau/Sun, Scorp men intrigue me, and I'm usually very very attracted to them, however never taken one up on his offer, they both attract and repel me, that intense stare methinks.

Have we actually ascertained yet which placements make for large or small ones yet? Or are we having too much fun talking about it?

Bump & grind move it on up!

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posted January 22, 2007 01:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL... Katipo, I missed thsi whole thread before because I was out of town... otherwise, I would have been all over it... now I'm making up for lost time, hahahah.

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posted January 22, 2007 01:45 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I heard from my gay male friends (who of course know EVERYthing...yuk yuk) that Roddy McDowell was very BLESSED, seemed such a little man.

My Leo/sun lover from my early 20's was well well endowed, very tall guy, he was 6'4 when I met him, a year later he'd grown to 6'6, and it was really big and really hard..yay me! sad he was a p!sshead (that's kiwi for drinks alot of alcohol) and couldn't do the deed much...

Go Aqua men, though it's true I read someones post in here re: crazy or zany, yep, that's true of them, mines a nut, he'd just as likely bring a mouse into the bed to watch me squirm, or wrestle me or something else crazy, though I think that Saggi Venus/Leo Asc/Leo Mars, and his Aqua sun, makes for crazy nut in a BIG way, LOL.

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Swerve
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posted January 22, 2007 01:50 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was watching a documentary last year sometime where they said that it's the "impression" of the large penis that turns women on most.

Obviously, some are just a better fit for the woman, but apparently with the nerves ending about 3 inches in (is this too graphic? sorry if so ladies) the rest is mostly in the mind.

However, I think the narrator said this with some conviction if you know what I mean lol

Reminds me of that old joke...

"The wife got all hot and horny last night and screamed "give me 12 inches and hurt me!", so I stuck it in twice and slapped her round the face"

Swerve

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sue g
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posted January 22, 2007 01:55 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahahahaha.....Swerve

Love that humour

Yeah I agree....anything more than 6 or 7 inches would be too much for me

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Nightjar
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posted January 22, 2007 03:26 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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with the nerves ending about 3 inches in (is this too graphic? sorry if so ladies) the rest is mostly in the mind

I don't know who originally came up with that, but he was clearly someone with a 3 inch shrimp... It's a false statement some small men like to repeat to themselves whenever they feel inadequate, trust me

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posted January 22, 2007 03:30 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, the guy did to seem to emphasise that point a lot and his name was all over the credits.....

Swerve

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posted January 22, 2007 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CrankyCap     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Swerve, that's a sad little man. He does not know what he's talking about. Loved the joke though...

Sue - I'll take 7 or 8 inches please...

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posted January 22, 2007 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mezzoelf1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
at 3 inches there can't have been much of a 'point'....chuckle!

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
um, yes... HULLO G-SPOT?!!

All the way up the top and to the... eerrmmm right? Left? North?
LOL. Up against the tummy, heheh. So great!

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posted January 22, 2007 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sue G thats sound like a yummy idea an LL sex section 18+ for all the horn dogs! Was actually thinking of having my own sex blog since when I was on Ebay selling products everyone was asking me "how do I use this" "How do I do that" LOL

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posted January 22, 2007 05:08 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When I don't think that would be appropiate on a spiritual site...

Since everything you are speaking about should be spoken with sacredness, unfortunately in todays society, people don't even realize they are breaking Universal Laws...

then you got the ego's, bragging about their endowments, anyway,

yes please go open a sex site, for all of you to talk, for here in LL

we are trying to Master OurSelves...
Sex has nothing to do with that!

Sorry if I have offended anyOne, but I sure find this offensive
it's certainly not art, or pOetry, or literature. ...

these are things you keep between you and your partners, in Respect and LOve... .

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posted January 22, 2007 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To each their own

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lotusheartone
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posted January 22, 2007 05:27 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't think so, not in this case..this is a site dedicated to Linda Goodman, and we should all have some respect

find another site to talk about this stuff
and Have respect for those of us here, who are serious about the mysteries. ...

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posted January 22, 2007 05:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
with all respect, the subject matter is VERY discernable from the thread title, so if it is SO offensive, you don't have to click.

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posted January 22, 2007 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I agree this is to each his own..If you don't want to take part in the discussion then you should not continue to read on, I think that you should go to another thread and join in there. We all respect Linda here and we are all intrigued by the mystery and want to understand but stepping outside of that we are not disrespcting her. She I am sure discussed penis's and all that at some point in her life with her girlfriends as well.

This site is not a Jesus site and no one is being forced to post or read this. We are not disrpecting ppl we are just having a simple agreeable conversation..Now again I have seen where ppl disrespect and call ppl names and hurt ppls feelings and no one hardly ever if it at all steps in to say something..We are humans..The moderators are not coming on to tell us that we are doing wrong and that is what I am going by..Its all in fun and no harm intended you either want to partake or you don't and no one JUDGES you for it or not..

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sue g
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posted January 22, 2007 05:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey guys

For respect .. to everyone, maybe I shouldnt have suggested the sex site as a spin off from LL

Sorry....

but if anyone is interested in creating one AWAY from LL...then that would probably be more appropriate??

I personally dont think there is anything wrong in discussing sex, especially as my shaman healings taught me to use sex as a therapy (talking that is),,,

God knows what repression does to people

But yeah away from the name of Linda Goodman if its gonna offend...

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posted January 22, 2007 05:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sue G

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sue g
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posted January 22, 2007 06:02 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gotta laugh tho guys

The top two threads at this forum are breasts and penises....hehe....

hehe...love it !!

No offence anyone...just being my usual naughty self


Thanks libra...

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