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Topic: Astrology and penis size??!! prrrrrr!!
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Amelia
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posted December 20, 2006 12:45 PM
 
Oh, and..."Acoustic God!!! My goodness all of the Aries women I have known have been less than flat,,,concave actually!" ^ Hippichick,haha that is absolutely correct (well, for my case at least) and I am an Aries sun! IP: Logged |
Sweet Stars
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posted December 20, 2006 12:48 PM
I heard Arian men can be huge also LOL. quote:
.....Damn thing nearly had my eye out!
ahahahahahahahaha ------------------
Gemini/Cancer cusp, Cancer Ascendant, Mercury Gemini, Taurus Moon *29, Venus Taurus, Mars Libra IP: Logged |
Juno
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posted December 20, 2006 05:07 PM
I just remembered, yes taureans can be rather large and they know how to use it  . Cancer..umm average. oh and bust size, I come from a big busted family, my mum is and she is a pisces, I'm a libran, I know a leo who is very large yet my two aries aunts..one is small busted the other large so there you go two extremes. IP: Logged |
jupitersgirl
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posted December 20, 2006 05:21 PM
 huge,gigantic... IP: Logged |
pidaua
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posted December 20, 2006 05:27 PM
 ..... LOL....Ah hem... how do I say this without sounding like a total.. umm.... girth queen? Sagittarian women hate small penises. We hate long skinny members and prefer girth and adequate length. The Taurus thing is a misconception. I've been with two that were opposites. One was short and stubby (but did the job most of the time) while the other was long and skinny.Ewwwwwwwwww The other thing I learned about being in bed with a Taurus- they seem to be "acting" alot- like they think a camera has been placed in the "stuffed animal" doll and they are star of their own porno. Very hard to merge with someone like that LOL.... I have found that Leo men have great length and girth (I am not saying that because I am with a Leo) they also seem to know what to do with it (yes... hee hee... I AM saying that because I am with a Leo and he knows he is doing it quite perfectly). Mars in Scorpio and Taurus are preferred as those signs seem to provide STAMINA. Especially if they are coupled with a Fixed or Cardinal Sun Sign. I can't speak really about all the signs because I haven't "gone there" BUT.. I have felt the package before opening (or in many cases.. not opening). It is a falacy that big things come in small packages.. I'll save that for someone that likes little treats. LMAO... Oh and yes.... I DO really check out the package first. I have tried to make an exception (like long john pencil penis) and sir stubby chubby, but in the long run I wasn't too happy about it.
Now let's talk oral pleasure... Again, I think Leo is amazing at the one (of the ones I have been with).
Edited to add.... My Virgo ex-husband was well equiped, but he didn't use it.... LMAO.... Virgo men can be kinky as heck, but as they get older sometimes they have issues about sex.
My Saggie ex-bf was VERY well endowed- so much so that it was not normal LOL....
OMG.. I feel like a porn version of Goldilocks and the three bears... Instead it is Pidaua and the Penises...
This one is too limp This one is too short This was is juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right.
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Juno
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posted December 20, 2006 05:36 PM
Sir stubby...oh dear  .I had one friend who was very experienced but the only man who'd ever staisfied her was a taurean, by the sounds of all this uh interesting data we are correlating it must have to do with aspects. Oral..umm Gemini..maybe Gemini mars... they do like to put their tongues to good use. IP: Logged |
hippichick
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posted December 20, 2006 05:43 PM
Ok, Just had to come back for a peek!!!!! Pidaua 
Sounds like a PHD dissertation!!! And Taurus, guys!!!! Oh, my, I would probably cross river and creek, hill and vale, desert and ascend the mountaintops to where he fled........ As a matter of fact, thinking about posting a sign in front of my house "Wanted---Taurus MEN!!!!!!!!" IP: Logged |
Mama Mia
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posted December 20, 2006 05:46 PM
Quote:
Virgo men can be kinky as heck..Uh yeah...Venus in Virgo as well.. I have never had a Taurus guy but Mars in Taurus I have had and I love it.. IP: Logged |
pidaua
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posted December 20, 2006 05:49 PM
Ewww...but then you can never get rid of them, they eat way to much and they turn into couch potatoes (by the way, I am GROSSLY exaggerating). Nah.. to me, they don't have the energy to back up the equipment. I like a man that can play all sorts of ways.. hee hee... and getting me happy makes him happy (Leo's thrive on that hee hee). The truth is, only the Leo was ever able to slow me down to really enjoy every aspect of every part of foreplay. Being a Sag, I'm like... come on.... do it now.... hee hee.. The other thing I noticed about my experience with Taurus men, they use sex as a weapon. I thought mostly women did that but the dudes do it too. Ick... sex is not a weapon to be held over someone.. it is to be PLAYED out as much as possible!!! IP: Logged |
lovegoblin
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posted December 20, 2006 06:36 PM
this has nothing to do with astrology-but
i have been told that brit men are HUGE.
what sign is the UK in?IP: Logged |
hippichick
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posted December 20, 2006 06:41 PM
lovegoblinme wants to know 2!!! IP: Logged |
sue g
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posted December 20, 2006 06:56 PM
Ive got Mars in Taurus and sun in a fixed sign.....And ive got a HUGE one..... "Sir Stubby" HAHAHA.....laughing my d**k off here.....hehe!! IP: Logged |
pidaua
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posted December 20, 2006 07:07 PM
Well...Sue, don't laugh it off... it may come in handy. What is it that say about a d*ck in hand being better than none? Or was that about a bird?LMAO.... I am sure if you were a dude Sue you would have the stamina AND make the girth queens of the world tickled pink. LOL....
Now.. back to tongues.....
I guess a Gemini would see like a natural, hell they chatter so much they should be rather clever with their oral cleaver. hee hee...
But..come on, what about the attention span issue? I can see it now... squirming while in heaven.. then it all stops... and he looks up to say "Hey, have you seen that new pirate movie?" Of course there is most likely some relevence to the question because in his mind he was going down.. searching for the treasure and then he thought of pirates because they also search for treasure...LOL...
LMAO...... IP: Logged |
CrankyCap
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posted December 20, 2006 07:36 PM
LMAO!!! This thread keeps getting funnier and funnier...Pid - that's a hilarious take on the Gemini man! I couldn't resist a comment here...I dated a Gem guy for over a year (worst relationship EVER) but he wasn't bad in the sack! However, when it came to perfoming oral he irritated the sh*t out of me...he made CONSTANT "yummy" noises and it just creeped me out....The whole time it was, "mmmmm....mmmmm....mmmmm." It made me friggin' sick! It made me feel like I was a giant hamburger or something! IP: Logged |
miss_muffet
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posted December 20, 2006 08:30 PM
hmm...So far, the only thing that we can all agree on it seems is that Sagis is the winner here on this thread! And since I am married to one... I can definitely vouch for that... Hey is it also a misconception that those who are less endowed are most probably better with the tongue? Any comments? MM IP: Logged |
miss_muffet
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posted December 20, 2006 08:35 PM
oh... and pid... to add to your posts... been with a strongly Gemini aspected guy that can just stay down there forever - sometimes I wonder if he will ever need to come up for air! Thank goodness he doesn't talk when he's horny. Can't shut him up after though! haha!I am not complaining... just commenting. But by gosh it feels soooo damn heavenly. MM IP: Logged |
Jazzebel
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posted December 20, 2006 09:26 PM
that from hollandese astro book:
Mars in
[ Aries - long, narrow, quick to action, quick to conclusion, and quickly
[ ready for more
[ Taurus - thick, sturdy, slow and steady
[ Gemini - small, boyish, expressive
[ Cancer - fat and delicious
[ Leo - not quite as big as he says, but quite satisfying, with lovely
[ pubic hair.
[ Virgo - petite, but extraordinarily skillful
[ Libra - pretty and pleasing
[ Scorpio - a grower, not a shower. Retracts and hides until the event, and
[ then, look out!
[ Sagittarius - large, arched, and well traveled.
[ Capricorn - small, but satisfying, with staying power - does the job
[ quite well!
[ Aquarius - likeliest to be pierced.
[ Pisces - delicately curved with a translucent foreskin. IP: Logged |
AcousticGod
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posted December 20, 2006 10:01 PM
Sounds like an interesting book!IP: Logged |
nove731
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posted December 20, 2006 10:03 PM
That book is wayyyyyyyyyyyy off (at least for me) - I would never in my LIFE get that pierced!!!!!! Just thinking about that hurts!IP: Logged |
aqua inferno
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posted December 21, 2006 05:11 AM
haha love this string
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[ Virgo - petite, but extraordinarily skillful
omg petite no way!!!! I dated a Leo with that!! Hmmm maybe he was just special 
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sue g
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posted December 21, 2006 05:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....You guys are hilarious......keep it up.....
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Swerve
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posted December 21, 2006 06:36 AM
OK ladies, this is all very interesting, but I have a question I want to put to you in light of the more usual conversation we have here on relationships.How would you feel if your Twin Flame was "small". Would he still be your Twin Flame? How long would you realistically be able to continue with the relationship if it was a problem, and how would you feel about that afterwards? Just curious to see what you might reply with. Oh, and those who think we are bigger in the UK clearly weren't in the same changing rooms as me growing up I've seen all sorts and the average that is accepted is still very much the average. Also, so it doesn't seem like I may be being judgemental and that it's just a curiosity thing I will confess to loving big breasts, the kind that hang perfectly like a couple of ripe pears. I have been lucky with my lovers in that it has been a succession of excellence, one a Gemini Sun Cancer Moon with the "perfect" set, one a Leo who clearly had jumped God's queue and stolen 2 portions (they were a real handful - well 2 actually) and one a Cancer who had the kind of breasts you would expect to find on an Angel. Swerve IP: Logged |
miss_muffet
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posted December 21, 2006 06:53 AM
Hi Swerve,Just answering to your questions:
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How would you feel if your Twin Flame was "small". Would he still be your Twin Flame?
Size is not the be all and end all. It is also how he can find ways to satisfy me. That would definitely make or break the deal. Also, I was once led to believe that astrology-wise, breast size is better on Cancer/Leo than any other types. Aries/Sag are better with the legs and feet. Thankfully, not every man loves breasts. Some of them actually loves legs, bums and feet. Just like not every woman is crazy about the size. As long as you can hit that G-spot MM IP: Logged |
Swerve
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posted December 21, 2006 07:05 AM
"Thankfully, not every man loves breasts. Some of them actually loves legs, bums and feet."It's all good, I like ALL of that too. A great bum can really set you on fire for sure "Just like not every woman is crazy about the size. As long as you can hit that G-spot" Yep! Great hands and a dexterous tongue make for much fun. That even rhymes. Swerve IP: Logged |
Lauren
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posted December 21, 2006 08:07 AM
lol @ this thread.I have to say Cancer girls or Cancer moon/asc do have the best breasts ever. And I've heard Sag men are well endowed but haven't seen for myself. quote:
How would you feel if your Twin Flame was "small". Would he still be your Twin Flame?
oh gosh, I wouldn't even think about it twice. If I knew someone was my twin flame nothing physical would matter. We wouldn't even have to have sex.. ever. It just wouldn't matter. But both my Venus/Mars aspect Neptune (which is kinda crap sometimes).. maybe I should care a bit more.
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