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Mama Mia
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posted December 27, 2006 12:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mama Mia     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pumkin Head...LOL!!! That is what I call my Aqua friend..He thinks that I have this sweet pet name for him and it is..But really he has a pumkin head..I like big head guys..

Pix: I knew that you were some where napping pr something bc you did not chime in on this and I know how you like to talk on the topic..

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posted December 27, 2006 05:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haahhaaaaa!

This is such a cool thread, even my Crab had a jolly time laughing.

Pid, I used to check the package too. LOL, I just had to know what I was getting into beforehand. Or chould I say, what would be getting into me. We Archers don't do well with delayed gratification With my patient Mars in Scorpio Crab (YUMMY) I've learned to slow things down a bit.

Capricorn Males: Delicious to boot, especially wiht Mars conj. Sun. Not on the creative side, but good size and endurance makes up for it.

Virgo & Scorp: Sorry, but these were the least enjoyable. Very quick to the point, even quicker than me and thats saying a lot. Left feeling very frustrated, and a complete time waster. I do not know more than the Sun SIgn, so maybe their were some bad asspects thrown in lol.

Aqua: Very Small member and poor technique, which leads me to the question on Twin Flames. I would have to say no, I couldn't do that again. I loved this guy, but the feeling or lack of feeling during sex was the deal-breaker. A small one with pleasing moves I could do, a tiny oen with no moves has me moving on.

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posted January 21, 2007 04:38 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
:bumps the thread:

So,to sum up,Cancer/Virgo influences in a chart = big boobs? any kind of influence?And Leo?

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posted January 21, 2007 04:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BornUnderDioscuri     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Actually i know many Piscean and Capricorn women who are more than well endowed

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posted January 21, 2007 04:46 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
do you know the rest of their placements?

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mezzoelf1
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posted January 21, 2007 04:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mezzoelf1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this is hilarious! Firstly, thanks for giving a grumpy girl a giggle! Second, here's my contribution for what its worth:

Aqua - small, generally not too great in bed dept full stop and a bit of a weirdo to boot (and coming from me that's saying something)

Sag - decent size, well used but not always great 'staying' power. Lacking on 'passion' front.

Tarus - getting towards the big end of the spectrum and always well used!

Aries - BIG!!!!! Lordy! Exceptionally passionate, long lasting and so on. Need I say more?!

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Sweet Stars
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posted January 21, 2007 04:59 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorpio is #1 lololo


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I know you see me looking at you and you already know......I wanna love you, you already know.

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Gemini/Cancer cusp
Cancer Ascendant
Mercury Gemini
Taurus Moon *29
Venus Taurus
Mars Libra

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posted January 21, 2007 05:09 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hahahha, ok, this stuff is just not NOT true, My Aqua guy has more than enough for me, and I'm an insatiable Taurus girl I'm sticking up for the Aquas another thing, he really knows what he's doing in the bedroom, kitchen, lounge....

Aries men, sorry but ick, and it was only >-< that big, truuuue, and he didn't know how to use it, and couldn't get it up, I thought it was me however it seems he has a wee problem...

A Virgo man I loved had the >-------< one, pity it couldn't get hard hard, just sorta soft hard...

Trust a bluddy aussie to start a thread like this

I have absolutely no breasts, carpenters dream, flat as a board, that's me, Tau/sun, Pisces/moon Aries/rising, my Gem/sun, Pisces/rising, Scorp/moon cousin has massive ones, as does my Aries/sun, Gem/rising, Scorp/moon sister....hmmm!

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posted January 21, 2007 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for libraschoice7     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hard hard is my favorite too sometimes a soft/hard is alright but not always!!!lol

In my experience it's Scorpio, Aries, Leo that are the most passionate(and good size as well) it seems I get Nov. 11, August 10 as boyfriends/lovers

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Sun in Libra
Moon in Cancer
Jupiter in Cancer
Venus in Virgo
Mars in Cancer
Ascendant in Cancer

I "FEEL" therefor I am

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mezzoelf1
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posted January 21, 2007 05:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mezzoelf1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
maybe, just maybe its got nothing at all to do with the stars and everything to do with genes..............as for boobs, mine are pretty respectable.... perhaps that's due to my canc asc in which case i've just contradicted myself and this stuff has got something to do with the stars!

poo!

on that note, is there a particular sign/placement that denotes sexual passion/desire and so on?

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posted January 21, 2007 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pixelpixie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I agree that genes are of course HUGE ( ahem ) in this whole debate.

I meant to give this thread more attention, thanks for bumping ( and grinding ) it up!

I have to say Saturn/Mars conjunct does NOT make for a wee willy....
HOWEVER... he also has Jupiter and Venus conjunct.
Perhaps that helps.

*refuses to say more*

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posted January 21, 2007 06:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I LOVE this topic!!! Hmmm...let's see here. Well the last Scorpio I was with was perfectly endowed. And more than certainly knew what to do with it. First time I ever had a full body O and I want me some more. Right afterwards he came back for seconds. This Taurus girl loves a good all nighter And the first time that he looked me in the eyes with that sly grin and said "You know we are going to make out tonight, right?" Just about did me in.

As for breast size...I go back and forth between a 34 B-C. And I've received warm compliments on the nippular region... *ahem* But I've been told on many an occasion that my backside is the best feature of all. The Scorpio used to love to watch me walk away. For a little white girl...I've got a bit of a bubble butt.

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posted January 21, 2007 10:14 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
mama mia said... not the size of his ship so much it was the motion of the ocean sort of thing..

Damn straight, it's not the size for me reallly but how he handles it, LC7 hehhe, you're right, soft hard is very nice sometimes, but I really like the other kind

Hahah, I'm still on the third page of this thread, I think I read the first and last then posted above, but thought I should investigate this thread more closely and BUMP it up again ...

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Sweet Stars
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posted January 21, 2007 10:18 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm a 34c also


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posted January 22, 2007 05:38 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Cancer = big boobs ......I wish!!!

Me - Cancer Sun (34B)
Daughter - Cancer Asc (same as me)

in our case it all genes I think.

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sue g
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posted January 22, 2007 06:27 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As long as its hard I dont mind if it isnt HUGE

Glad to see it come up again...

The thread I mean....

Do you thinkwe could create a LL sex thread...?

What do ye guys think...?

And then we could REALLY go to town...

mmmmmmm......

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 06:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how have I completely missed this thread til now? haha!

ok... my current guy... as i have bragged previously, is the best i've EVER had, he's sooooo great in the sack, and I'm guesstimating that he's 8.5, maybe 9 inches. i'm basing that guesstimate on being married to 7.5 inches for 4 years, lol!!!

anyhow, i read the first few pages of the thread and i had a look at some charts i have of men i've been intimate with...

Ok.... Mr Wonderful-in-the-sack... is a Cancer, with Leo rising, Pisces Moon. The ruler of his 8th house is Jupiter and it's conjunct Pluto & Uranus.

Another Chart I have is of a Leo who was 9 inches and the ruler of his 8th house is Mercury... also conjunct Jupiter!

My ex-husband is a Pisces and his 8th house ruler was also Mercury, which was in his 1st house. He was slighty smaller, but still... IMO... big and certainly "big enough"... 7.5 inches. Mercury made no major aspects to Jupiter, but it was in his 1st house.

The smallest guy I have ever been with was a Leo... I promise... it was like a little nub! I'm looking at my thumb right now and it was about the same size... not much bigger!

Funnily enough, the largest guy I have ever been with was a Leo too. He was so big that I got scared when I saw it! It looked like a 3rd leg! And the sex wasn't that great because it wasn't very intimate, he had to be too careful, we couldn't be close during missionary, it was a little awkward... and I literally did not walk right the next day! LOLOLOL. He was a really awesome guy though. I liked him a lot. I swear, his **** was at least 10 inches and THICK. So yes ladies... IMO, there is such a thing as being too big and that was it for me! Pheew.

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 06:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Pid, I used to check the package too. LOL, I just had to know what I was getting into beforehand. Or chould I say, what would be getting into me. We Archers don't do well with delayed gratification With my patient Mars in Scorpio Crab (YUMMY) I've learned to slow things down a bit.

LOL!!!! I totally do that!!! I don't like being disappointed. So I try to have a feel down below or "get an idea" of what I will be working with beforehand, using sexual jokes and what not... or maybe just a discreet feel of the package if I get a chance, lol... before I get to the bedroom! Plus, I like the anticipation and build up, especailly if I like what I'm hearing/feeling... not only that, if the guy gets uncomfortable or can't reciprocate with my playful banter and quasi-foreplay... in my experience, that means he's going to be a little awkward in the sack and not much fun, regardless of size! BTW... I'm a Saggi Venus

Ladies, I must come to the defence of my Aqua brethren! I've been with a really little one and a big one (8 inches)... IMO, you can't judge by Sun sign alone... but I would LOVE to figure out the placements that would indicate a larger member.

OH OH... not astrology, but a little theory I came up with about penii that every woman and gay man I have shared my theory with, well.... they get a puzzled look on their face for a minute while they think about it and then they invariably exclaim that I am exactly right!!!! OK!! are you ready for it???

Look at a man's hands/fingers. it won't tell you how big it is, penis size has nothing to do with noses, feet or hand size... but the fingers/hands will definitely tell you exactly what it looks like!!! Hahaha. It's so freakily true. Nice rounded, well shaped thumbs, supple skin... hmmm.. hmmm!!!! that's what you wanna see! LOL!!!

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mama mia said... not the size of his ship so much it was the motion of the ocean sort of thing..

It doesn't have to be HYYYYUUUUGE... but I must admit, if I was in love with someone who was not at least average, it would be a problem for me, because I'm a sexual person and I enjoy sex so much.

That said, there's no point having a big dong, if you don't know how to use it, or you think all you have to do is stick it in and I'll see the heavens implode just because you have a big one that will instantly bring me so much pleasure... um, no... you still have to do all those other things for it to be even remotely good!

But a guy with size and sensuality... whooaaaaaa. So good. Few greater pleasures in life, according to me!

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 07:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another discovery! I have the chart of my friend's ex-husband who had a notoriously small willy. It was very very small, by all accounts.

His Mars is conjunct Saturn and the ruler of his 8th house, Mercury... is opposed Neptune, though I can't see anything else that would obviously indicate his diminuitive genitalia

Here is his chart:

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posted January 22, 2007 08:28 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Sorry its too small.....

And the chart

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posted January 22, 2007 09:32 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok.......what is considered an average sized apendenge?

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Venus De Milo
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posted January 22, 2007 10:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sinderlou, according to wiki, it's 5 - 6 inches
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_length

Sue g, what's so funny about the chart? Do share the giggles

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posted January 22, 2007 10:14 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The fact that you were talking about small willies

And then the chat came through as small and not BIG

Just my strange humour....

Sorry I had to explain myself....it sort of takes the humour away...

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posted January 22, 2007 10:23 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Venus De Milo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you can click on it and see it bigger!

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sinderlou
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posted January 22, 2007 10:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You guys got to watch this penis video..its hilarious!!!

http://www.19.5degs.com/element/608.php

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