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Topic: Cheesy Jokes
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Randall
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From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 02, 2014 12:56 PM
  
The last three are extra cheesy.IP: Logged |
charmainec
Knowflake Posts: 8746
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted May 08, 2014 03:59 AM
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
What happened to the man who swallowed Scrabble tiles?His next trip to the bathroom spelled disaster.
Hahahahahahahaha! Sies! 
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Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted July 18, 2014 07:23 PM
How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? Pull down its genes. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 19, 2014 03:13 PM
BOO!IP: Logged |
DeepFreeze
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posted July 23, 2014 06:30 PM
What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer nuts! They're just under a buck! IP: Logged |
charmainec
Knowflake Posts: 8746
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted July 24, 2014 10:22 AM
Cheeeesy. ------------------
Remember, love can conquer the influences of the planets....It can even eliminate karma. Linda Goodman "DON'T EVER try and destroy someone's life with a LIE.....when yours can be destroyed with the TRUTH...." S.Jacobs IP: Logged |
Brontex
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Registered: May 2013
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posted August 12, 2014 07:21 PM
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog. - Groucho Marx IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19
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posted August 13, 2014 12:50 AM
How do you mail a boat?
Ship it  IP: Logged |
violet7887
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Registered: Jul 2011
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posted October 03, 2014 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by AstroNewb69:
What's red and smells like blue paint?Red paint
lOLLL im going to use this one a few ppl today and see how it works out...
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ariesdragon
Knowflake Posts: 4661
From: Jupiter
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted October 04, 2014 12:32 AM
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Originally posted by Chiemi:
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
LOL! IP: Logged |
ariesdragon
Knowflake Posts: 4661
From: Jupiter
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted October 04, 2014 12:35 AM
So many funny ones IP: Logged |
charmainec
Knowflake Posts: 8746
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 04, 2014 04:29 AM
Elo there, ariesdragon! Long time no see.------------------
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PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted October 12, 2014 10:29 PM
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 13, 2014 01:51 PM
Haha! IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted October 14, 2014 01:38 PM
Not cheesy. Quite good! quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
Why did the ghost cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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athenegoddess
Knowflake Posts: 643
From: us
Registered: Sep 2018
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posted November 04, 2014 09:59 PM
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?because it was dead. lol. IP: Logged |
ariesdragon
Knowflake Posts: 4661
From: Jupiter
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted November 05, 2014 03:37 PM
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Originally posted by charmainec:
Elo there, ariesdragon! Long time no see.
Hi Charm  I'm here sometimes lol IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted November 06, 2014 11:48 AM
*waves*IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 11, 2014 01:52 AM
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos. IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 23, 2015 10:28 PM
Why was the rubber band confiscated from algebra class?It was a weapon of math disruption x Why was the math book sad? Because it was full of problems! IP: Logged |
Ami Anne
Knowflake Posts: 74285
From: Pluto/house next to NickiG
Registered: Sep 2010
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posted January 23, 2015 10:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.
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PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 23, 2015 10:29 PM
What did the asteroid say to the interviewer?"No comet" IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 23, 2015 11:53 PM
What was the Energizer Bunny charged with?Battery. x Why was the chicken team bad at baseball? They kept hitting fowl balls. x There was a butcher who couldn't reach the top shelf of his shop. The steaks were too high. IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 23, 2015 11:55 PM
A dog limps into a wild west saloon, walks up to the bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Barbiegirl19
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posted January 23, 2015 11:57 PM
What did the ghost say to the bee? "Boo-Bee" How does an octopus go to war? "Well-armed" What do you call a nosy pepper? "Jalapeņo business" What do you call a pork that does karate? "A pork chop" IP: Logged |
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