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Randall
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posted September 30, 2012 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Did you hear the one about the man on the flying trapeze?

He caught his wife in the act.

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Chiemi
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posted September 30, 2012 01:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chiemi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How do you throw a party in space?

You planet.

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C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 01:57 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

"WHEEEEEE!!!!! "

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ail221
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posted September 30, 2012 08:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ail221     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Where do Astronauts hangout?

Space Bar

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AstroNewb69
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posted September 30, 2012 09:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AstroNewb69     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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aquaguy91
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posted September 30, 2012 09:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for aquaguy91     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
did you hear that the exhibitionist was thinking about qutting his job?

he decided to stick it out for another year.

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C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 09:43 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AstroNewb69:
What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint


ROFLL

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ail221
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posted October 04, 2012 03:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ail221     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do you call a fake noodle?


impasta

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Chiemi
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posted October 06, 2012 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chiemi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ail221:
What do you call a fake noodle?


impasta


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Chiemi
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posted October 08, 2012 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chiemi     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?

Because he wanted to see a butterfly.

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AstroNewb69
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posted October 10, 2012 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AstroNewb69     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wha does a nosey pepper do?


Gets jalapeņo business!

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Barbiegirl19
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posted December 11, 2013 11:20 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it

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posted December 11, 2013 11:21 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's pop-corn

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Panthera Leo
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posted December 12, 2013 12:05 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."
The other one says "so are you, you fat bast**d!"

So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died.'"

"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Padre35
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posted December 12, 2013 12:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Padre35     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Three guys walk into a bar:

First guy says.."I'll have a GT"

Bartender asks what's that?

A gin and tonic

Second orders a RC

"What's that"

A Rum and Coke

Third guy says "I want a 15"

Bartender asks What's that?

A 7 and 7

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Barbiegirl19
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posted December 12, 2013 12:37 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One more one more what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef wow

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PixieJane
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posted December 24, 2013 01:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do you call a kid crushed by a piano? A flat minor.

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PixieJane
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posted December 24, 2013 01:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PixieJane     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What did the buffalo say to his kid who was leaving?

Bison.

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Randall
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posted December 25, 2013 10:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, some of these are soooooo bad!

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Barbiegirl19
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posted December 30, 2013 10:22 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How does a pig get to the hospital...?!

The hambulance ahahahaaaaaaa

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Randall
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posted January 08, 2014 02:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randall     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Horrible.

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PlutoSurvivor
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posted January 13, 2014 12:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSurvivor     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Randall:
Wow, some of these are soooooo bad!

They are so bad, but I'm still laughing at them.
Does that mean I'm bad too?

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PlutoSurvivor
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posted January 13, 2014 12:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSurvivor     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok, ok...
What does a podiatrist use for house calls?


A tow truck

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PlutoSurvivor
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posted January 13, 2014 01:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PlutoSurvivor     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oops, I mean toe truck

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charmainec
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posted January 20, 2014 11:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for charmainec     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
What do you call a kid crushed by a piano? A flat minor.

^^ made me
Cheesy but a little bit of dark humor.

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