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Topic: Cheesy Jokes
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Randall
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From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted September 30, 2012 01:07 PM
  
Did you hear the one about the man on the flying trapeze?He caught his wife in the act. IP: Logged |
Chiemi
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From: Michigan
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted September 30, 2012 01:56 PM
How do you throw a party in space?You planet. IP: Logged |
C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 01:57 PM
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?"WHEEEEEE!!!!!  " IP: Logged |
ail221
Moderator Posts: 7119
From: Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted September 30, 2012 08:42 PM
Where do Astronauts hangout?Space Bar IP: Logged |
AstroNewb69
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From: Ft worth TX USA
Registered: Jun 2012
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posted September 30, 2012 09:07 PM
What's red and smells like blue paint?Red paint ------------------
Cancer Sun
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aquaguy91
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From: Uranus
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted September 30, 2012 09:26 PM
did you hear that the exhibitionist was thinking about qutting his job?
he decided to stick it out for another year.IP: Logged |
C1ND3R
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posted September 30, 2012 09:43 PM
quote:
Originally posted by AstroNewb69:
What's red and smells like blue paint?Red paint
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ail221
Moderator Posts: 7119
From: Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted October 04, 2012 03:18 PM
What do you call a fake noodle?
impasta
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Chiemi
Knowflake Posts: 2110
From: Michigan
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted October 06, 2012 04:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ail221:
What do you call a fake noodle?
impasta
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Chiemi
Knowflake Posts: 2110
From: Michigan
Registered: Feb 2012
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posted October 08, 2012 02:48 PM
Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out of the window?Because he wanted to see a butterfly. IP: Logged |
AstroNewb69
Knowflake Posts: 151
From: Ft worth TX USA
Registered: Jun 2012
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posted October 10, 2012 02:58 PM
Wha does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeņo business!
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Barbiegirl19
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posted December 11, 2013 11:20 PM
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19
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posted December 11, 2013 11:21 PM
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's pop-corn IP: Logged |
Panthera Leo
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posted December 12, 2013 12:05 AM
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round."
The other one says "so are you, you fat bast**d!"So I went to the dentist.
He said "Say Aaah."
I said "Why?"
He said "My dog's died.'" "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual." A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." IP: Logged |
Padre35
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From: Asheville, NC, US
Registered: Jul 2012
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posted December 12, 2013 12:29 AM
Three guys walk into a bar:First guy says.."I'll have a GT" Bartender asks what's that? A gin and tonic Second orders a RC "What's that" A Rum and Coke Third guy says "I want a 15" Bartender asks What's that? A 7 and 7 IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19
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posted December 12, 2013 12:37 AM
One more one more what do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef wow IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 24, 2013 01:28 AM
What do you call a kid crushed by a piano? A flat minor.IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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Registered: Oct 2010
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posted December 24, 2013 01:29 AM
What did the buffalo say to his kid who was leaving?Bison. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted December 25, 2013 10:55 AM
Wow, some of these are soooooo bad!IP: Logged |
Barbiegirl19
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posted December 30, 2013 10:22 PM
How does a pig get to the hospital...?!The hambulance ahahahaaaaaaa IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
From: I hold a Juris Doctorate (J.D.) and a Legum Magister (LL.M.)!
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 08, 2014 02:42 PM
Horrible.IP: Logged |
PlutoSurvivor
Knowflake Posts: 2406
From: USA
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted January 13, 2014 12:58 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Randall:
Wow, some of these are soooooo bad!
They are so bad, but I'm still laughing at them.
Does that mean I'm bad too? IP: Logged |
PlutoSurvivor
Knowflake Posts: 2406
From: USA
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted January 13, 2014 12:59 AM
Ok, ok...
What does a podiatrist use for house calls?
A tow truck
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PlutoSurvivor
Knowflake Posts: 2406
From: USA
Registered: Sep 2011
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posted January 13, 2014 01:00 AM
Oops, I mean toe truckIP: Logged |
charmainec
Knowflake Posts: 8746
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted January 20, 2014 11:07 AM
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
What do you call a kid crushed by a piano? A flat minor.
^^ made me
Cheesy but a little bit of dark humor.  ------------------
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