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posted May 07, 2025 11:07 PM            

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Should've waited another day before sharing yesterday, just came across these!

What did the grape say when stepped on?

Nothing, but it let out a little...wine.

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I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I...mist.

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posted November 26, 2025 08:44 AM            

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Bump!

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posted March 03, 2026 04:40 PM            

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There was a boy who was born with no body, just a head. His parents would sit him in the window, and he'd watch the children play in the schoolyard across the street and wish he could join them.

One day his wish came true and he suddenly had a body. He was so excited that he ran across the street to play but was struck by a car and later passed away.

The moral of the story is to quit while you're a head.

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