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Topic: Cheesy Jokes
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PixieJane
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From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted January 25, 2014 11:06 PM
  
Think back to the Age of Discovery:"Hey, sailor—didja get them pants on sale…or were they part of one? Haw! Are you rigged or what?" — (A sure invitation to a spirited discussion in any pub that is frequented by sailors... Bring your own splints.) IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 25, 2014 09:24 PM
Cannibals are eating a clown when one asks the others, "Does this taste funny to you?"IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 26, 2014 07:37 PM
What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?A pork chop x What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard? Frostbite! IP: Logged |
PixieJane
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Registered: Oct 2010
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posted February 26, 2014 08:04 PM
A man admitted himself to a hospital after he was unable to get the plastic horses he'd stuck up his butt out. The doctor described his condition as stable. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
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Registered: Apr 2009
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posted February 27, 2014 02:07 PM
Some of those are actually not too bad.IP: Logged |
Sibyl
Knowflake Posts: 927
From: Uranus
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted February 27, 2014 04:25 PM
Best pickup line...Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice between us.... Said with cheeky grin. IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted February 28, 2014 01:45 PM
Horrible.  IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 07, 2014 02:01 PM
All pick-up lines are. IP: Logged |
Sibyl
Knowflake Posts: 927
From: Uranus
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted March 07, 2014 02:03 PM
Nah, it's so ridiculous it works every single time! hahahaIP: Logged |
Ellynlvx
Knowflake Posts: 10490
From: the Point of Light within the Mind of God
Registered: Aug 2013
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posted March 07, 2014 05:11 PM
My Niece and my Daughter used to swap the dumbest ones in the WORLD on the phone.It really WAS horrible. IP: Logged |
Sibyl
Knowflake Posts: 927
From: Uranus
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted March 07, 2014 05:29 PM
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"IP: Logged |
charmainec
Knowflake Posts: 8746
From: Venus next to Randall
Registered: Apr 2009
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posted March 11, 2014 05:16 AM
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Originally posted by Sibyl:
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
and the one with the pick up line. Terrible! Lol! There are actually women who fall for that crap, sad to say. Eish. IP: Logged |
Sibyl
Knowflake Posts: 927
From: Uranus
Registered: Dec 2010
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posted March 11, 2014 09:17 AM
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Originally posted by charmainec:
and the one with the pick up line. Terrible! Lol! There are actually women who fall for that crap, sad to say. Eish.
I haven't really seen any women fall for it... But I've pulled it on guys a couple of times (on dares from friends etc), and if they have any sense of humor at all they love it! It's just too ridiculous.  IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 12, 2014 03:28 PM
I guess if a woman is attracted to a man, a cheesy line isn't so bad.IP: Logged |
Randall
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posted March 14, 2014 12:16 PM
For her, I mean. And if she's not attracted, then all lines from him would be cheesy.IP: Logged |
CrimsonRed
Knowflake Posts: 531
From: USA
Registered: Feb 2014
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posted March 18, 2014 11:12 PM
Here's a blonde joke I find stupid yet hillarious...So this blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I don't know WHAT is wrong with me. I have no appetite. I throw up every morning. Am I dying?" After the exam the doctor says, "Nothing to worry about... you're just pregnant." The blonde, with wide eyes exclaims, "DOCTOR! Are you SURE it's mine?!?!?" :P IP: Logged |
aquaguy91
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From: Uranus
Registered: Jan 2012
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posted March 19, 2014 05:29 AM
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but cant eat it! IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted March 26, 2014 05:55 PM
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew! Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What is a cat’s favourite song? Three Blind Mice. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted. I haz a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
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posted March 27, 2014 02:17 PM
OMG.IP: Logged |
Desiring Shadows
Newflake Posts: 2
From: North Pole
Registered: Nov 2020
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posted March 31, 2014 12:08 PM
quote:
Originally posted by aquaguy91:
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but cant eat it!
EWWW lol IP: Logged |
Ellynlvx
Knowflake Posts: 10490
From: the Point of Light within the Mind of God
Registered: Aug 2013
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posted March 31, 2014 06:18 PM
quote:
Originally posted by PixieJane:
Cannibals are eating a clown when one asks the others, "Does this taste funny to you?"
hehehe  IP: Logged |
PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 18, 2014 10:24 PM
What happened to the man who swallowed Scrabble tiles?His next trip to the bathroom spelled disaster. IP: Logged |
IV XXIV
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Registered: Mar 2014
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posted April 18, 2014 10:56 PM
Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Cause he's a fungi.
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PixieJane
Knowflake Posts: 9861
From: CA
Registered: Oct 2010
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posted April 30, 2014 03:11 PM
Why do nuns always wear black and white?No particular reason, it's just a habit they have. IP: Logged |
Randall
Webmaster Posts: 174502
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posted May 01, 2014 01:55 PM
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