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posted August 12, 2004 12:15 AM         

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(I doubt it )

I sold

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posted August 12, 2004 01:20 AM         

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my soul to

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posted August 12, 2004 01:40 AM         

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Ronald McDonald

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posted August 12, 2004 01:46 AM         

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and all I got was this lousy T-shirt that says

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posted August 12, 2004 01:54 AM         

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"One Fry Short Of A Happy Meal"

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posted August 12, 2004 01:57 AM         

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Still, it's better than the last time I sold it.....

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posted August 12, 2004 01:59 AM         

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Some crazy Arab guy bought it and

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posted August 12, 2004 02:08 AM         

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fed it to his gerbil... it took me...

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posted August 12, 2004 02:25 AM         

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feeding a lot of laxatives to that gerbil to get it back.

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posted August 12, 2004 02:34 AM         

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And when I did - to my amazement it was

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posted August 12, 2004 02:44 AM         

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shrunken and hole-y.. as opposed to Holy.

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posted August 12, 2004 02:54 AM         

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So I gave it back to Ronald in exchange for...

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posted August 12, 2004 02:56 AM         

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a cup of

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posted August 12, 2004 03:10 AM         

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Borscht with a side of

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posted August 12, 2004 03:16 AM         

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Filipino Balot, which promptly made my

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posted August 12, 2004 03:18 AM         

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soul-less toes curl with delight.. I love the

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posted August 12, 2004 10:13 AM         

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( Ok, that was nuts!)

taste of

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posted August 12, 2004 12:12 PM         

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napalm in the morning.

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posted August 12, 2004 12:22 PM         

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It reminds me

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posted August 12, 2004 12:43 PM         

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of Dr. Pepper

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posted August 12, 2004 01:14 PM         

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on fire in a styrofoam cup

(that's funny Pixie, I thought that exact same line last night when reading "I love the..." Isn't that from Apocalypse Now?)

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posted August 12, 2004 01:31 PM         

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Then I

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posted August 12, 2004 01:32 PM         

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leaned my head back to take a big gulp of it and

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posted August 12, 2004 01:40 PM         

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spilled it into my copious cleavage. Hee hee.

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posted August 12, 2004 01:47 PM         

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I screamed as burning styrofoam singed the delicate skin there

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