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posted August 10, 2004 02:53 AM         

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"It's too late. I married someone else. I
married a non dairy creamer instead."

He sighs and drops the phone.

"Oh' Foamy, are you there? Pleeease
don't leave me again. Oh' pleeease can't
you see? I got no milk!"

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posted August 10, 2004 04:22 AM         

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"But I have milk money!"

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posted August 10, 2004 04:28 AM         

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and a bull in the barn

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posted August 10, 2004 07:05 AM         

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with a bad case of

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posted August 10, 2004 08:20 AM         

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leprosy and self-doubt

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posted August 10, 2004 08:22 AM         

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. So if you

(good morning, 'Pixie!)

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posted August 10, 2004 08:23 AM         

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wouldnt mind

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posted August 10, 2004 08:40 AM         

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putting your bagel

(good morning, 26!)

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posted August 10, 2004 08:51 AM         

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where your mouth is,

(morinin' paras and pixpix - off to get the paper and some coffee, have a great day! )

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posted August 10, 2004 08:58 AM         

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(the bagel has permeated all threads.... bagel is my new religion!! hahaha!!! **devilish laugh**)

we can start...

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posted August 10, 2004 10:20 AM         

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house hunting

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posted August 10, 2004 10:37 AM         

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at midnight

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posted August 10, 2004 12:41 PM         

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She gagged, spit the creamer out of her mouth and started coughing.

"It's alright my little oreo cookie," said
Foamy, "We have a bull and bagels too, out
there in the barn."
"I will always love you Foamy, she said. "Not
even the leprosy will ever change that."

She left the creamer that morning, by midnight they were house hunting in the moonlight. They clutched hands and for one fleeting moment they........

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posted August 10, 2004 01:36 PM         

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felt a strong urge to urinate

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posted August 10, 2004 02:57 PM         

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(Gia, I think we should start a new thread called "add a paragraph" just for you. )

actually, that's not a bad idea.

in a cup

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posted August 10, 2004 03:13 PM         

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that was once owned by

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posted August 10, 2004 03:38 PM         

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Paras

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posted August 10, 2004 03:42 PM         

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"What?" she said, this is our holy place!"

Foamy didn't answer her at first. He took a step closer, gripping the cup tightly in his hot nervous hand. Somewhere in the distance a toliet flushed.

Her voice sounded near to tears. "It's the CIA. They've messed with me you know?"

Foamy didn't want to look, it was hard for him to look. He sighs and moves closer....

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posted August 10, 2004 03:47 PM         

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to Wall-Mart

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posted August 10, 2004 03:52 PM         

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because he liked to watch the people

(Wal-Mart is EVIL... bad bad evil )

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posted August 10, 2004 05:13 PM         

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"Oh good," she said, cupping his cheeks tenderly with her shoplifters fingers.....

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posted August 10, 2004 05:43 PM         

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you didn't...

(OK I have missed a bunch...Foamy!?!?!?! )

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posted August 10, 2004 07:00 PM         

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have to insert your stirstick, you know....

(Oh, and hello, and good um... evening, paras and 26taurus, I posted and left for work. Ooops)

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posted August 10, 2004 07:04 PM         

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you could have used your finger.

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posted August 10, 2004 07:12 PM         

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or fingerS. To plug your ears......

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