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posted August 12, 2004 01:49 PM         

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Interestingly, the singe was in the shape of

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posted August 12, 2004 01:54 PM         

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Texas

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posted August 12, 2004 01:57 PM         

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"Aloe!!" I screamed "Will someone get me some Godforsaken Aloe!!!!"

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posted August 12, 2004 02:49 PM         

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Synchronistically, I tripped and fell into a patch of aloe.

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posted August 12, 2004 02:54 PM         

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Darkness took me. When I awoke,

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posted August 12, 2004 03:00 PM         

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Barbara Streisand was standing over me

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posted August 12, 2004 03:01 PM         

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Her melodic voice lifting me up like an angel chorus... "still"... I thought.. "that nose draws my eyes toward it involuntarily."

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posted August 12, 2004 03:03 PM         

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She began to shake violently and speak in tongues

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posted August 12, 2004 03:56 PM         

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so I put my headphones on

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posted August 12, 2004 10:19 PM         

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and started singing along

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posted August 13, 2004 01:15 AM         

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to The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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posted August 13, 2004 01:30 AM         

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Then it morphed into "Going down to Southpark, gonna' have myself a time...."

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posted August 13, 2004 01:34 AM         

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posted August 13, 2004 11:18 AM         

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I love...

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posted August 13, 2004 11:19 AM           

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...pickles."

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posted August 13, 2004 11:30 AM         

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that resemble

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posted August 13, 2004 11:31 AM           

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Mystic Artichokes.

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posted August 13, 2004 12:45 PM         

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Stacks

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posted August 13, 2004 03:09 PM         

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Floating in oil

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posted August 13, 2004 04:12 PM         

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of Olay

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posted August 13, 2004 04:27 PM         

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probably aren't

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posted August 13, 2004 04:29 PM         

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the healthiest....

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posted August 13, 2004 04:34 PM         

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breakfast. (stacks of pancakes that is)

But,

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posted August 13, 2004 04:39 PM         

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I prefer waxing to

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posted August 13, 2004 04:40 PM         

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waning

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