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posted August 10, 2004 07:22 PM         

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the sounds is so

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posted August 10, 2004 08:37 PM         

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tempting

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posted August 10, 2004 09:04 PM         

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I just might have to

(go to bed now....**big yawn** very sleepy. Night all.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

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posted August 10, 2004 09:11 PM         

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Do my David Blaine impression and squeeze into this tupperware container.

[Are we still in Wall Mart?]

"Heeeelp -------

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posted August 10, 2004 09:32 PM         

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Then just for kicks I went to the automotive department. There I found

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posted August 11, 2004 12:01 AM         

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out that my..

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posted August 11, 2004 12:13 AM         

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Muffler is pregnant with

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posted August 11, 2004 12:16 AM         

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an albino peacock

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posted August 11, 2004 02:49 AM         

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- with two heads.

She suddenly remembered something the psychic told her....

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posted August 11, 2004 03:00 AM         

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Are better then one because...

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posted August 11, 2004 08:20 AM         

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because great minds think alike

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posted August 11, 2004 09:06 AM         

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especially when both those minds belong to the same person.

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posted August 11, 2004 09:07 AM         

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(Just had to say, this is great! I'm losin' it! Gia, you are something else.)

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posted August 11, 2004 11:56 AM         

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who likes

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posted August 11, 2004 12:12 PM         

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this more than...

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posted August 11, 2004 12:13 PM         

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"Quit it, grumpled one head to the other,
why do you always breathe down my neck?"

He liked it really, he was soothed by his significant otherness. He just like to rustle his feathers a wee bit and peck at the underside of his chin. Pecking order is very important you know.

Meanwhile.....

Down in aisle 13 'HOUSEWARES' the David Blaine impression was not going well.

Alice from the cosmetics dept had a challenging day reorganizing the lipstick trays in varying colours of pink. Her mind totally baffled and already highly overtaxed, she nonchalantly reached for the wrong tupperware container, poured in a full jar of prego sauce and placed it in the......

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posted August 11, 2004 12:24 PM         

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video game isle.

Looking at her wrist watch, she noticed...

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posted August 11, 2004 12:30 PM         

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that she missed her lunch break!

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posted August 11, 2004 12:31 PM         

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It was just a speckle past eleventy-seven and two.
Time to take the

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posted August 11, 2004 12:34 PM         

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squirrel out to get a bagel.

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posted August 11, 2004 12:53 PM         

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The doctor

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posted August 11, 2004 01:00 PM         

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said more "creamy cheesy cheesy cheesy creamy cheese" is needed in my diet.

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posted August 11, 2004 01:23 PM         

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Whilst Alice was out getting the bagel, having a quick smoke near the cardboard crusher, simultaneously stroking her squirrel and having an intense fantasy about doctors...

Pearl a 26 year old single mother of five from Kaichipoo Louisana, was abrowsin' in the video aisle whilst her dahlin boys helped themselves in the candy section.

Larry from security had mysteriously disappeared at the same time as Alice. He dashed out apparently with great urgency, in order to check out some kind of unusual discrepancy in her knickers, oops... I mean cardboard!

Concealed right underneath a video, entitled 'Unidentified Sushi' in the adult section, Pearl spotted the tupperware container and thought......

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posted August 11, 2004 01:49 PM         

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"I think it's about time to throw another Tupperware party."

So she
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(Gia, youre a nut! )

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posted August 11, 2004 02:18 PM         

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called her local Tupperware distributor to inquire about ordering in bulk...

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