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posted August 09, 2004 03:16 AM         

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when they do that "swivel-thing"

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posted August 09, 2004 04:36 AM         

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That Wiggle-Jiggle thing that...

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posted August 09, 2004 05:03 AM         

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they sell on late-night infomercials for $19.95?

But wait! There's more...

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posted August 09, 2004 06:26 AM         

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you too could be

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posted August 09, 2004 10:21 AM         

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slim, rich and beautiful

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posted August 09, 2004 11:56 AM         

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on Tuesdays but only if

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posted August 09, 2004 01:00 PM         

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You spend $19.95

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posted August 09, 2004 01:04 PM         

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Call now! (operators are standing by)

Please change

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posted August 09, 2004 01:22 PM         

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your underwear before calling.

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posted August 09, 2004 02:54 PM         

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Don't look

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posted August 09, 2004 03:02 PM         

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at me like that

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posted August 09, 2004 03:08 PM         

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with

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posted August 09, 2004 03:48 PM         

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These innocent eyes asking for

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posted August 09, 2004 03:52 PM         

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a new long-distance carrier.

He said;

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posted August 09, 2004 03:54 PM         

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"Am I not everything you need?"

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posted August 09, 2004 03:55 PM         

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... and want in a plumber?

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posted August 09, 2004 04:06 PM         

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(It was the wrong number)

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posted August 09, 2004 04:08 PM         

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But strangely...

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posted August 09, 2004 04:09 PM         

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her telephone rang

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posted August 09, 2004 04:13 PM         

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and she picked it up.

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posted August 09, 2004 04:15 PM         

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To total silence and then suddenly,

(*OOOOOH!!!! I am editting..... I am at 3333 total posts. Holy shite, someone stop me!)

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posted August 09, 2004 04:24 PM         

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she hollered

(congrat's Pix!!)

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posted August 09, 2004 07:18 PM         

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"Foamy!!!!"

(Stop you? Wouldn't dream of it, Pix'. Go on with your bad self!)

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posted August 09, 2004 08:38 PM         

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"Is that you?!"

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posted August 10, 2004 02:14 AM         

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"Why Honey where did you?"

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