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Chapitre onzeSo Ricky Q. and Taray had been betrothed to each other since birth. Very intriguing.
But really, was this secret enough to kill for? It isn't exactly your average 'sleep with your wife's sister type scandal after all. But then again, Ricky was willing to kill me if I had let it out anyways.
That interview had been so intense that I decided to go down to the Chateau's bar for a late night drink. I know alcohol is the devil's drink, but even an Inspector needs a buzz to relax sometime, now doesn't he?
"One Bloody Mary, please." I told the bartender. Yeah, I was getting smashed tonight. What are you gonna about it?
I noticed two people at the other end of the bar, canoodling... should I have been surprised to see that it was Cesc and Kei. I shall sigh over young love once again, and remember what that was like.
We were both seventeen, the night in Madeira was young, and...
"Ah, young amore!" The bartender said, handing me my drink. He was looking over in my direction where Kei and Cesc were seated. "You remember what that was like?"
"Oh, don't remind me." I rolled my eyes and sipped swiftly from my cup.
"Humph, most people look back on their first loves very fondly. I remember meeting mine in the town of Capri right near the Italian border. She was like a Valkyrie, but her Italian was divine. And then, she floated away to Torino," the Bartender sighed. "So what's your story?"
"Bruna... We were seventeen and two fools in love, in Coimbra..." I sighed.
"Bruna, eh? She sounds like a real gem. Lei Sei Bella?" He asked.
"Bella is an understatement for my Bruna..." I trailed off.
I was now drifting into another place, another time... another world. The world where pink wasn't such a bad color after all. And neither was going to see chick flicks on a Saturday... by yourself. The same world where blissful ignorance was not untainted by harsh reality. Where being broke wasn't so bad because as long as two people were everything to each other, nothing else mattered.
"So why'd you let her go?" The Bartender asked me, bringing me back down to reality.
"I didn't. She left me for Brasíl." I said quietly. Man, I really wish this drink would go to my head now.
"Mi dispiace!", the Bartender stressed in that dramatic Italian way. "That's tough, I sure hope that young man over there enjoys it while it lasts." He sighed, while looking over at Cesc.
"Well if he was my murderer, then I would say the same thing." I said with a sad smile.
"Your murderer? Oh Bello Mio, you're the investigator on the death of Don Fabio, aren't you?" the Bartender exclaimed.
"Yes, that's me, Inspector Miguel Veloso," I smiled.
"My name is Fabrizio and I'm so glad I could finally reach you! I tried calling your office but it was always busy and..."
"You tried calling me? What for?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Mama mia, on the night of the murder I saw two people do the most subtle thing. At first, I paid no mind to it... until the police arrived at 3 AM to find poor Don Fabio dead. It's been eating at me in my sleep that I haven't been able to reach you about this and finally you're here and..."
"Signor, what is it you have to tell us?" I leaned in.
"I saw two people put something into Don Fabio's drink the night of the murder, at the dinner party," Fabrizio said.
"Really?"
Bingo, finally I was getting somewhere.
"Sí, Sí!" He said, "A man and a woman!"
"Can you describe them?" I asked.
*****
"Ah, come in and take a seat, Signor." I said the next morning as Alberto Gilardino and his wife Megan walked into my interrogation room.
They both fit Fabrizio's description perfectly, the petite woman with the frizzy mane and the tall handsome Italiano with the high forehead.
"Grazie, Inspector." Alberto said. "We're glad we can be of service to you," the Italian held out his hand for me to shake. Only when I shook it, water came squirting into my face.
"Haha! We got you!", Alby teased while Megs laughed.
Great, A couple of practical jokers.
It didn't stop there either. When I took a seat in my chair, I heard a farting noise and they doubled over in laughter.
They had put a whoopy cushion on my chair when I wasn't looking.
"Right, real funny you guys!," I said dryly. "Now, let's begin..."
"Wait, wait, give me a high five!" Megs declared.
"Why?"
"Just, it's important! Do it, do it!" Megs insisted, and I complied... for ulterior motive's sake. But as soon as I raised my hand to give her the high five...
"Raise your hand if you're a pedo!," Alby yelled, and both him and his wife quickly put his hands down and I was left confused, with my hand still up. They both laughed madly again.
"See, you weren't as quick as we were!," Megs said in between laughter.
"Wow, you two are quite some jokers." I chuckled.
"Really? We try!" Megs squealed.
"Yeah, really!" I also squealed. "How about a high five? Come on, come on now!" And they both gave me a high five.
"Raise your hand if you murdered Capello!." I quickly exclaimed, leaving them confused now... with their hands in the air.
They wisely put their hands down soon enough though.
"Where are you going with this?" Alby's tone suddenly got serious.
"What do you mean where am I going? I haven't even started."
"Huh?", was both their responses.
"I mean, I haven't even began to get into how exactly the two of you poisoned Capello on the Friday the 13th, the night of his murder!" I laughed.
"WHAT?" They both said.
"The autopsy on Capello just came back...."
"And?" Alby asked.
"Oddly enough, there was also a strange liquid found in his system during the autopsy..." I continued.
"What?" Megs said shakily.
"Then, a witness spotted two people put something in Capello's drink!," I said, slamming down my pen and paper.
"Who?"
"That's classified information."
Gilardino looked uneasy and Megan sighed: "I wish we had an Invisibility Cloak."
I looked intently on them, waiting for one of them to break.
"It was only veritaserum, I swear! J.K. Rowling herself gave us the ingredients!," Alby blurted out in a cold sweat.
"Veritaserum?" I asked with one raised eyebrow.
"Duh! The truth serum in Harry Potter?" Megs rolled her eyes.
Ah, with the Latin spelling, I should've quickly caught on to what it was; but sue me if I don't read Harry Potter.
"And why would you do that?"
"Why not? Capello had no trouble digging up the ugly truth in other people's lives and if he didn't find any, he'd lie and make them up! We thought it would be time to return the favor." Alby said sardonically.
"Yeah, for the greater good!", Megan added tightly.
"Was death also on the list of favors to return?" I asked.
"Aw come on, we didn't mean him any harm with that potion, honest!," Alby pleaded.
"Okay, I'll tell you guys what," I started. "I want you to write down every single ingredient to this same 'potion' you put in Fabio's drink on the night of the murder. Every single ingredient." I slid them my notepad.
After some bickering about portions of ingredients, Megan handed me my notepad and told me that the ingredients were written in the order of which they should be added to the cauldron and then should be left simmering for a month.
I looked awkwardly at the ingredients, skimming them for anything toxic, but in vain. The ingredients did look weird but I wasn't sure whether combined, they'd produce a killer poison or not.
There was a moment of silence, which I broke by asking them the last question of their interrogation. "Where were you during Capello?s murder?"
"We were still in the event hall, taking the mickey out of Robin Van Persie and Cesc Fabregas," Megan said.
"Gunner trash," I heard Gilardino mumble under his breath.
"Thank you for your time," I said before turning off the recorder and showing them out of the room.
Veritaserum?
There was no doubt that every frigging member of the press today needed it, but would it work?
Or would the ingredients that J.K. Rowling had told the Italian couple compose not a truth serum but a deadly poison?
Had this couple tried to stop the Chateau's Bartender from telling me about their little addition to Capello's drink, fearing that what looked to be like a joke would ruin their careers?