posted September 25, 2015 07:57 PM            

lets see how accurate you guys are!

posted September 25, 2015 09:08 PM            

Here's your problem....

@the unknown

Venus is your chart ruler, but your Venus is in a cold land (Capricorn) set up on a high hill like a castle (in the 9H), hidden in fog (Neptune), surrounded by an electric fence (Uranus), guarded by soldiers (Mars) and has been there for a very, very long time (Saturn rules the 9H.)

Venus' dispositor is 10H Saturn on the MC.

As a wizened old soul you are lonely because it's like your people have died out.

Rather than moping about it, you come right out and challenge all these little things that brought you to the edge of your patience a long time ago. (Aries Mars square nodal axis.) Maybe you tried to relate to the world sweetly and emotionally (Cancer SN) as a child but as you got older those sensitive spots just hardened, and now you're thinking, you have absolutely nothing to lose by being totally blunt.

Jupiter in Virgo is a perfectionist...

I feel that you hide some very beautiful things about yourself just because you feel that people need to earn the right to enjoy them, or you feel that you will somehow compromise your ability to make The Perfect Match if you spread your intellectual wealth around too thinly (10H Aqua sun-Mercury square 7H Scorpio Pluto.) Or maybe you have a fear that closeness with another person will undermine your public standing by demanding all of you, or encouraging you to revert back to emotional Cancerian ways. Chiron on the IC may make you uncomfortable with the idea of settling down with anyone.

The challenge is, how do you engage with the world as a Venus person, when your standards are so very high, and your fears about compromising those standards, then faltering, and ending up losing everything, are getting in your way?

@meyrey

I don't really know you so this is a shot in the dark.

Apart from your breezy Gem ASC and Libra Mercury, you have an extremely private and demanding chart.

I think Mars square the nodal axis helps you blow off some steam, as you are probably high-strung but always needing to appear poised...so you may block yourself, or have a barrier between yourself and others. You may actually heavily guard yourself any number of ways, though your style is deceptively ordinary. By heavily guarded I mean, you may have a loaded schedule and not see people often; may keep your phone off; may wear an amulet to ward off evil spirits. You may even have some habits or rituals that you do automatically without knowing why, or wanting to think of why...they feel important, so you do them, but it's a little OCD because you don't connect with the reason for it (SN in 12H, Mercury outside the stellium.)

I can even imagine you doing things like paper mache or knitting...just wrapping something around over and over might appeal to you. Maybe you wear a bunch of layers, maybe things that distort your shape a bit. All actions based on an archetype of hiding something. You have a lot of unconscious baggage, and it's like you need to physically make room to accomodate it and honor it. Maybe your closet needs to have empty shelves?

(Pardon the funky guesswork, I'm *playing psychic* as I sometimes do, for fun...)

Your 10H Pisces Saturn, along with 9H Cap Uranus-Neptune trine 6H Scorpio Jupiter- Pluto means that you seek ways to gather up all your spiritual energy into a tangible, practical, and profitable discipline. What may end up neglected is the importance of simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

You may succeed in the strangest way, by loving someone Uranian, absorbing and processing their psyche, and repackaging it either with your persona or with indirect creativity.

I should have paid more attention to your posts, because this is all guesswork.

posted September 25, 2015 09:22 PM            

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Originally posted by Gabby:
So what's wrong with me?

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You are really hard to roast.

But I must...

Problem is, you have 3H Neptune in the sign of your sun, and a Cancer MC, and it just doesn't do your brainiac sun-Mercury trine Saturn enough justice. In fact, it's almost like you have settled into a style that is...not deliberately misleading...but very homey and casual. Reading you, one gets the impression we are tucked on your fluffy-textured sofa with some drinks, shooting the breeze...then out of nowhere you come out with Plutonian revelations and 12H Virgo moon spidey-sense stuff that makes people suddenly feel much dumber than you, but you're not skipping a beat, you just have them trapped in your homey, soothing, 1H Venus, old-fashioned theater...You know, you are just too dramatically shape-shifting, you warp the size of all things around you and make an intellectual fun house of everything. It's...happy? But...disturbing?...Because it really is enchanting, more enchanting than you know, so you just send your company packing with a jar of homemade lemonade and a breezy kiss on the cheek, deciding not to fully register the fact that yes they feel like you just turned them inside out, re-organized them, made half the stuff in their brain feel obsolete...and you're just like, "Drive careful on your way home! " *waves*

posted September 25, 2015 09:47 PM            

Whew ~ didn't offend you too much, then.

@confusedaseff

Thanks

Yes, be back later with it....

posted September 25, 2015 10:01 PM            

Hanna! Hey girl, Welcome to the Mod Squad

posted September 25, 2015 10:02 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
You are really hard to roast.

But I must...

Problem is, you have 3H Neptune in the sign of your sun, and a Cancer MC, and it just doesn't do your brainiac sun-Mercury trine Saturn enough justice. In fact, it's almost like you have settled into a style that is...not deliberately misleading...but very homey and casual. Reading you, one gets the impression we are tucked on your fluffy-textured sofa with some drinks, shooting the breeze...then out of nowhere you come out with Plutonian revelations and 12H Virgo moon spidey-sense stuff that makes people suddenly feel much dumber than you, but you're not skipping a beat, you just have them trapped in your homey, soothing, 1H Venus, old-fashioned theater...You know, you are just too dramatically shape-shifting, you warp the size of all things around you and make an intellectual fun house of everything. It's...happy? But...disturbing?...Because it really is enchanting, more enchanting than you know, so you just send your company packing with a jar of homemade lemonade and a breezy kiss on the cheek, deciding not to fully register the fact that yes they feel like you just turned them inside out, re-organized them, made half the stuff in their brain feel obsolete...and you're just like, "Drive careful on your way home! " *waves*

This is my zany caricature of your chart....

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posted September 25, 2015 10:28 PM            

But it is so hard. Everything I can think of somehow feels less like a roast, and more like a reflection of my bitter envy.

posted September 25, 2015 10:39 PM            

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Originally posted by lalalinda:
Love this thread Belba

Hanna! Hey girl, Welcome to the Mod Squad

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posted September 25, 2015 11:26 PM            

With nessus so close to your sun, and in the 7th house no less, I suppose abuse and inflicting abuse are tied to the core of your personality, hell they are probably the very foundation of your entire existence. What a huge spade of blessing you are to all those who have the misfortune to associate with you. May whatever lord above saves their souls and heals the wounds they receive from being in close relations with you.

That nessus-sun combined with chiron in contact with venus, you may very well be the kind who tries to get others to share their traumatic experiences under the false pretense of caring and healing, while secretly enjoys it like a nice warm glass of sorrow every night before you fall asleep. I bet that nessus trine mars n mars square mercury make you even more addicted to abuse, especially the verbal kind. Case in point, this thread. At this point I cannot decide whether you are a masochist, a sadist, or a foul hybrid of both.

Pluto square Jupiter – corruption of ethics, questionable moral compass, 9th house Pluto in contact with mercury. Your mind is probably the breeding ground of every possible human sin.

Bruh.

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posted September 25, 2015 11:36 PM            

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Originally posted by Gabby:
Omg....I love it! I'm a weirdo, I know, I can't help it! I make no sense because I'm all over the place...but you put my odd/weirdo ways in such beautiful words! You make it sound pretty...thank you! ❤️

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You are SO pretty, inside and out, it's slightly annoying, but I forgive you.

LOL

posted September 25, 2015 11:40 PM            

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Originally posted by 12muddy:
With all of this raging chart envy swelling up in me, I really want to roast you Faith.

But it is so hard. Everything I can think of somehow feels less like a roast, and more like a reflection of my bitter envy.

So I'll just proceed to stare at your chart in the mean time lol.

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I'm a little depressed that no one has picked on my major flaws yet...I feel like my failures are just crying out from that web of red lines, "Notice me!!!!" but everyone's just like, "Meh...boring stuff...no major loser material here."

But there IS I tell you! There is.

You can roast me if you want or I will just take your bitterness as a sign that you really saw what I am made of and it turned you a little cold.

'Tis a strange thread....

posted September 26, 2015 12:34 AM            

I love you.

Now let’s go.

Capricorn Sun, sun ruler is Saturn in the watery 12th house. Deep down, you have all the personality of an aquatic grim reaper. Rising out of (or should I say - lurking in) a puddle of dark water, you are vaguely depressed and hell bent on spreading that depression to relieve this world of its sunny happiness.

8th house moon is a placement destined to be plagued with a plug up the figurative a-hole of its emotions. Oh, moon square mars too. Now both of your emotion expression and temper are terribly constipated. With 3rd house Pluto aspecting mars/mercury, you’re on a journey to find truth, so the plug mentioned is likely to be pulled out when you’re faced with what you perceive as lies and facades. It will unleash your anger and turn you into a furious warrior armed with serious verbal destruction.

posted September 26, 2015 12:35 AM            

Your turn

Pisces Saturn at the top of your chart, squaring Jupiter...Jupiter conjunct Pluto, out of sign. That's like fatalism and optimism bear hugging each other. There's a kind of pressure that you feel is going to be released in the future, almost on its own (Pluto at a critical degree, ruling your NN)....Maybe you've always felt that way...but it doesn't get released, and it's just annoying. So to mentally do business with this internal stress, you have developed one inner voice saying, "Do something, make it big and perfect!!!" (6H Sag Jupiter square Virgo Mars) and the other inner voice is saying, "Go ZEN, calm, chill, relax." (Pisces Saturn square Jupiter.) It all hinges on Jupiter, which interestingly is the ruler of your DSC. So you may feel that the right partner will solve this for you....but no....it goes beyond that.

Space clearing is healing for you. Like meyrey, you have that giant 12H with Taurus intercepted here, and your SN in Taurus. You need your own sanctuary, to execute a balancing act of that Mars-Jupiter-Saturn t-square. You can heal yourself while you are creating this space by forgiving your own clashing tendencies and merging them with a sense of freedom and fun (Sag Jupiter keynotes again.) I think if you aren't an artist yet it's just the stuckness of that t-square. You have 6H Scorpio Venus sextile 9H Mercury-Neptune so you should be able to pull in a lot of fabulous ideas and work them into something amazing...it's just that you may not feel like it...you may feel it's all for personal gratification inside your sparkly mind.

That's the trouble of Scorpio NN combined with 8H sun-moon. You feel you've "arrived" if you feel a certain way. It's hard to tell what your private evolution should look like.

Still for the happiness of your Cap sun, you need to have things to show for yourself, and I like the idea of space clearing, and I think it will help you become a healing person, in accordance with your 6H NN + stellium. If your space is already lovely, Feng Shui'd up, then I hope you are sharing it with people.

Overcoming a major hurdle or two may set you on a higher path, possibly a very high path, and then you will deeply, intuitively know where to step. Pisces Saturn at the top of your chart is like a lighthouse guiding your sun and moon into yourself, upwards, through that sextile.

Your 12H Lilith opposing Pluto is a curious puzzle...could show a ping-pong back and forth between extreme perfectionism and a wicked whirlwind that devours all things (mentally at least) and only respects the most savage kind of survivors....

Who knows?

This was a bad roast since I was mainly trying to get a feel for your chart...the only bad thing I can say to you is what was your soul thinking, choosing to be born with a Jupiter-Mars-Saturn t-square?? Who does that....

posted September 26, 2015 09:17 AM            

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
edit.

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Argh, didn't you post your chart? But you removed it? My memory is fuzzy.

posted September 26, 2015 11:22 AM              

Just wanted to post my chart

posted September 26, 2015 11:42 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Argh, didn't you post your chart? But you removed it? My memory is fuzzy.

I'm sorry for not criticizing you...I meant to...but I feel like I am very, very bad at this, and didn't want to write anymore last night.

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posted September 26, 2015 12:04 PM            

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Originally posted by Belba:
So, I had this idea

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I'm on my computer so watch out!

Of course this Aquarius rising had an "idea" they ALWAYS have "ideas" but like to disown them when their ideas start creating drama. Who, me?! says the Libra Sun Sag moon. SO innocent, would never hurt a fly... unless you simply felt like it while off on one of your unpredictable mood swings that you're totally not responsible for because corporate America is stealing from the people and it's not right. Only YOU know what's right and wrong with your black and white ethics. Speaking of knowledge you're the walking clone of Alex Tribek who can't be on time to save your life (and that shouldn't matter anyway because you have a perfectly good reason for it. That Libra sun...all about the reasons that suit them) but you know exactly how many people were killed by vending machines last year so tah-dah!

You go through life thinking "It's them, not me! Why can't we just get along? I DEMAND YOU GET ALONG WITH ME!" If you get rejected, lord help us all because your Venus in Virgo did everything right...or did it? Whatever, you'll figure it out by overanalyzing it for the next month...or six. You could get five great compliments about various things of your overdone personality but remember that one negative comment back in 2006? You're so hard on yourself and nobody else understands because all they see is a charming (albeit OCD) personality. Nobody would ever guess how much that Mars in Gemini s*ittalks because you're just the nicest person EVA-ARR. Nobody would ever suspect you suffer from horrible anxiety / ADD considering you have Venus in Virgo, Mars in Gemini (that I imagine opposes your Moon so goodbye to being subtle when you're mad). Maybe they would. Ha, you're not just Alex Tribek. You're SYBIL with all your mutable placements! Like Eminem in his 2002 single "Superman", we'll never know what kind of car you'll be in. You might not even know what kind of car you'll be in with the way you flit about from person to person. Whatever because with that Moon in Sag, Leo DSC and Libra Sun you'll shine bright like a diamond anyway.

posted September 26, 2015 12:20 PM            

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
I gave you such a good head start too...an Aries getting impatient for attention, the nerve! I'll post it again JUST for you

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THANK YOU! Leave it up!

I'll be back later....running out the door, not my fault, so don't get impatient.