posted October 01, 2015 08:15 PM            

But thank you for posting your chart ~ I wouldn't have known your moon is conjunct my Jupiter! And your Venus so close to my sun, XOXO.

Your Pluto is on my NN, less than 1 degree!

It's all good, though. Astro.com wants me to believe you have Mars opposing Pluto but I can't be swayed with a little red line and 9 degree orbs.

Mars quincunx Mercury, which is just barely snuggled into the cloud castle 12H. Mmm hmm. NOW it's all coming out. So your picture-perfect dinners with the hand-turned radish roses (4H Taurus Mars) better get the right compliments or your Sag Mercury may go on counter-attack!

Moon trine Jupiter, and Jupiter in the ENORMOUS 7H. Aw no wonder you are lucky in love (Venus ASC must've helped!) but Chiron-DSC-SN does match circumstantial issues that are a drag!

K, you're roasted. Just need a frilly lettuce hairpiece for you and some other profane garnish like beet slices, and you're ready for presentation.

posted October 01, 2015 08:39 PM            

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Yes. Yes. Oh 12Muddy...it will be my twisted pleasure. Bring it...

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I think that the most sadistic thing I can do is to not bring it. You show so much eagerness for this sht, I think giving it to you would defeat its purpose.

And it’s hard to tear the chart apart. You have planets in all 4 elements – a kind of balance that I don’t have. Grr. I feel the chart envy already and it’s messing with my head.

Still, I feel the need to explore the depth of your psyche. I suppose your enjoyment of such “twisted pleasure” is caused by none other than mars conjunct Saturn in scorpio. That, combined with a competitive aries moon, your earliest most treasured memory is probably breaking through the egg’s coating and screaming victory over the other poor eejit tadpoles while feeling a surge of insane satisfaction that they would be left to die knowing that they were complete and utter failures. Oh, how you must have relished in the agonizing sounds of broken dreams.

Mercury in Cap, a conversation with you is full of sounds of disdain and long, grammatically-correct elaborate essays of pure undiluted mediocrity. It can numb anyone from most seasoned warrior to the most cheerful cherub.

Having humanitarian aqua sun, at some point in your life you may have moments where you want to be less of a selfish prick. But alas, with the sun being in the second house, venus and mercury in cap, those moments never last. Before long, you give in completely to desires of gaining wealth through dubious means and you go through great length to build up plans for that purpose. The cap placements work to your advantage here, because they allow you to forego the last shreds of humanity and be consumed by greed. But your ascendant is in sag and aspected by Uranus and stoned Neptune, when you were living your childhood furiously you probably have unknowingly traded your brain for magic beans. Now you wouldn’t be able to manage a sweatshop even if you were given vulnerable, hungry children and a business deal from Nike.

posted October 01, 2015 08:54 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
I was only teasing, muddy!

But thank you for posting your chart ~ I wouldn't have known your moon is conjunct my Jupiter! And your Venus so close to my sun, XOXO.

Your Pluto is on my NN, less than 1 degree!

It's all good, though. Astro.com wants me to believe you have Mars opposing Pluto but I can't be swayed with a little red line and 9 degree orbs.

Mars quincunx Mercury, which is just barely snuggled into the cloud castle 12H. Mmm hmm. NOW it's all coming out. So your picture-perfect dinners with the hand-turned radish roses (4H Taurus Mars) better get the right compliments or your Sag Mercury may go on counter-attack!

Moon trine Jupiter, and Jupiter in the ENORMOUS 7H. Aw no wonder you are lucky in love (Venus ASC must've helped!) but Chiron-DSC-SN does match circumstantial issues that are a drag!

K, you're roasted. Just need a frilly lettuce hairpiece for you and some other profane garnish like beet slices, and you're ready for presentation.

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I know you were teasing. I was secretly hoping for a grand invitation, being the attention seeking wh*re that I am. It soothes my abandonment issues caused by saturn conj asc. Unfortunately no one seemed to catch my drift (or maybe they did, but decided to lock me in agonizing limbo), so I jumped at the first opportunity brought by you.

posted October 01, 2015 09:25 PM            

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Originally posted by 12muddy:
Oh theunknown, your comment makes me feel the need to make the purpose of my comments more clear. I’m in this for laugh and hence my interpretation of the point of this thread and all of my comments are simply crack.

I feel that there is always enough space on this board for cr*p as long as it is not of critical offense.

Hope I didn’t put off anyone who wants to join in. I apologize profusely to the lurking readers and to all participants who may have been offended or annoyed by the things I wrote. At any time you feel my comments are less than aggreable, please refer to this post.

Now, as off-putting as trolling comments are, the troll must go on.

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posted October 01, 2015 09:39 PM            

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Originally posted by Leonisces:
Don't even bother. They are ignoring new posts. It is the most cruel way haha

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posted October 01, 2015 10:03 PM            

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Originally posted by Readytochill:
Aw you're sweet

You nailed my personality quite well actually. You just weren't mean about it lol

I really enjoyed what you wrote.

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posted October 01, 2015 10:09 PM            

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I know you were teasing. I was secretly hoping for a grand invitation, being the attention seeking wh*re that I am. It soothes my abandonment issues caused by saturn conj asc. Unfortunately no one seemed to catch my drift (or maybe they did, but decided to lock me in agonizing limbo), so I jumped at the first opportunity brought by you.

After giving me a sweet taste of the heavenly acid you can provide and unspoken promises to drown me in said acid, you just have to go and give an intentionally half-*ss roast. This is like the finest demonstration of sadism. I guess being blinded by your venus-neptune, I have never seen you in this light before. It is alarmingly arousing.

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ROTFL!!!

posted October 01, 2015 11:22 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
I was only teasing, muddy!

Your Pluto is on my NN, less than 1 degree!

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I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM THIS 4 ALARM FIRE! That emoticon is ****ing hilarious! I love it.

posted October 01, 2015 11:41 PM            

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Originally posted by Leonisces:
http://s29.postimg.org/gc664wewn/my_chart.png

anyone?

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You are a Leo sun, yet that bundle of joy is tucked away in the 6th house of work, squaring Pluto. So not only you are a workaholic, and an overly critical one at such (Capricorn moon), you just can't shine at all.

Then your pisces ascendant tells you to be non-discriminating, caring and kind. Yet Saturn sits on top of it just make you appear oh so serious. Add it with your 6th house sun and your capricorn moon, your Leo sun just can't find its expression until you have nit-picked every single details and gotten your to-do list taken care of.

You want to keep your very strong opinions/beliefs to your self (pluto in 9th) and add that to Cancer mars in 4th, you are just so judgmental, yet have to be so passive aggressive about everything and thus constantly feeling stuck. Mercury and Sun square Pluto make you think you see things, and have very strong opinions, and with that 8th north node, you just can't stand the superficial. So you just blurt out your opinion and then run away with your mars ... and sulk.

posted October 02, 2015 12:00 AM            

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Originally posted by 12muddy: I think that the most sadistic thing I can do is to not bring it. You show so much eagerness for this sht, I think giving it to you would defeat its purpose.

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Now that hurt! To withhold what I want (desire) - the audacity of not making sure my expectations are met - damn you're good. I mean, power hungry??? That I am

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And it’s hard to tear the chart apart. You have planets in all 4 elements – a kind of balance that I don’t have. Grr. I feel the chart envy already and it’s messing with my head.

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AHH...A SUBTLE RELENT. I CAN TAKE THAT!...

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Still, I feel the need to explore the depth of your psyche. I suppose your enjoyment of such “twisted pleasure” is caused by none other than mars conjunct Saturn in scorpio.

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WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

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Mercury in Cap, a conversation with you is full of sounds of disdain and long, grammatically-correct elaborate essays of pure undiluted mediocrity. It can numb anyone from most seasoned warrior to the most cheerful cherub.

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You're killing me! Where's the sting?! You know it means a lot to me to speak with intellectual arrogance, even to mask the fact that I actually try to "appear" superior intellectually. So I stick to what I know; obsessed with articulation and thorough conveyance (that Pluto square chokehold) yet fail to shut up long after its apparent I have bored you <-- damn I did it again! And the 10+ letter words where a 5 letter synonym would suffice but no, that wouldn't be Cappy-like in my book!

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Having humanitarian aqua sun, at some point in your life you may have moments where you want to be less of a selfish prick.

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But I'm not selfish, I swear!!! Ok, seriously that was mean I will hull up in my private prison and lick my wounds. I mean my Uranian pizazz is in hiding ya know!

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But alas, with the sun being in the second house, venus and mercury in cap, those moments never last. Before long, you give in completely to desires of gaining wealth through dubious means and you go through great length to build up plans for that purpose.

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You'd think, I know. But nahhhhhh my dear muddy butt. Mars/Saturn swoops in and blocks such ventures. An Aqua gal all haywire with the wet blanket of aggression and crazy seriousness! Good thing too! I like "things" and I need security but...

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The cap placements work to your advantage here, because they allow you to forego the last shreds of humanity and be consumed by greed.

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AWW, YOU KNOW HOW "WE" ARE

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But your ascendant is in sag and aspected by Uranus and stoned Neptune, when you were living your childhood furiously you probably have unknowingly traded your brain for magic beans.

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I COULD HUG YOU FOR THIS ONE!

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Your venus in Capricorn endows you with an ability to survive on a budget that is tighter than your a-hole.

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OHHHH YEAH...I BUM IT A LOT. OK THATS SOMEWHAT THE TRUTH. BORING AND PRACTICAL.YOU DO KNOW THIS WAS A COMPLIMENT YOU MADE RIGHT?

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Scorpio mars is renowned for its supposed stamina in the bedroom. Why not combine the two things and open your very own brothel, with you as the dripping star? I wish you the best of luck in this lucrative business.

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posted October 02, 2015 03:12 AM            

Holy sh*t. What am I getting myself into??

posted October 02, 2015 06:58 AM            

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You are a Leo sun, yet that bundle of joy is tucked away in the 6th house of work, squaring Pluto. So not only you are a workaholic, and an overly critical one at such (Capricorn moon), you just can't shine at all.

Then your pisces ascendant tells you to be non-discriminating, caring and kind. Yet Saturn sits on top of it just make you appear oh so serious. Add it with your 6th house sun and your capricorn moon, your Leo sun just can't find its expression until you have nit-picked every single details and gotten your to-do list taken care of.

You want to keep your very strong opinions/beliefs to your self (pluto in 9th) and add that to Cancer mars in 4th, you are just so judgmental, yet have to be so passive aggressive about everything and thus constantly feeling stuck. Mercury and Sun square Pluto make you think you see things, and have very strong opinions, and with that 8th north node, you just can't stand the superficial. So you just blurt out your opinion and then run away with your mars ... and sulk.

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posted October 02, 2015 09:02 AM            

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[b] I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM THIS 4 ALARM FIRE! That emoticon is ****ing hilarious! I love it.
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posted October 02, 2015 10:35 AM            

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Hahaha, I love that. Yes there is truth, especially with this that I am critical. I take a lot of self work to improve that and try to see other perspectives and not criticize so much rather then mind my own business. (if I think they're dumb or too delusional lol).
You are so definitely right when you say I can't stand superficial. This last sentence is especially true, but I was more like that when I was younger....but, I have to say you got me. Nice job!

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posted October 02, 2015 10:57 AM            

I guess I should roll up my sleeves and get to work on Rogue Reader, whose Neptune-IC is right on my sun. If I can't hit below the belt, well then, who can??

posted October 02, 2015 11:25 AM            

I'm not positive RR sees me. ASC square Neptune, she's a bit woowoo, you just cannot tell for the life of you what she is actually thinking. Ha, but the truth is, with her Jupiter-Mercury opposition, her mind is like wall-to-wall, sparkly intellectual jargon. SOME of it gets thrown around in her place of business (10H Jupiter) but most of it is *special* and reserved for the *special* people in her life (4H Mercury in Aquarius!) So you are either in like Flynn and hearing all her wacky goodness, in an emotionally sweet environment, or you are facing her as an adversary at work, who is going to get that promotion wayyyyy faster than you, or you just don't know what her cray cray is all about.

Nessus on the ASC in Libra. There's an album by the musical group Tangerine Dream, and it's called The Tyranny of Beauty. That's you. If you are prettier, when you are prettier, there's just a tinge of evil laughter echoing in the background of your mind, like a "take that, go on and feel small, you could have upgraded your mascara like I did, but TOO LATE, I win again!"

Aries DSC, Cupido, Eris, with Gemini Mars in the 8H... you are really into sex and may show it in some blatant ways. Mars exactly sextile 10H Jupiter and trine Mercury...the option to sleep your way to the top or ascend professionally by exuding mere innuendo is there. Will you stoop that low? Let's see....

Meh. No. Cancer MC is not like that. You have this latent power, but you refuse to use it, so it's sitting on the table like an unused taser. People see it there and might be suspicious of what kinda person you ARE exactly...especially if they've ever caught your sun square Pluto handling the taser with this happy, faraway, dreamy look on your face that they can't quite access and make sense of, thanks to that ASC-Neptune. They just look askance and worry for a second.

But then, your sunny 5H sun pokes its chipper face out at them again, and your 5H Pisces Venus sends little hugs through your eyes at them, and now they are thinking of that taser differently....especially if they catch your 8H Mars, and all that Capricorn in the pelvic cradle of your chart....they are wondering why you make them feel kinkier than usual. Oh and with your 9H Cancer Pholus you may have shocked their half-dead emotions back to life as well, in a big way.

I don't think you'll talk everyone through this, not with your reclusive 4H Mercury and Cap moon that doesn't want to touch the muck of it all with a ten foot pole. (Though, with 4H moon widely conjunct Neptune, you can probably detect those emotions from a mile away..so a ten foot pole is inadequate.) I think you just leave a trail of longing in your wake, and your Aqua sun knows it's NOT your problem. In a way, it's better for you than the others, but hey that is the lottery of life. Some win, some lose. You've sent your hugs, given to charity organizations, done your best, and whatever hell you raise is just like an inevitable side effect of greatness. For those you really love...when you finally get around to that...you will be a great blessing, as they are to you, and it's a private 4H NN affair, not the world's business.

Touché.

posted October 02, 2015 12:46 PM            

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Originally posted by 12muddy:
After giving me a sweet taste of the heavenly acid you can provide and unspoken promises to drown me in said acid, you just have to go and give an intentionally half-*ss roast.

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You're calling for "heavenly acid"...Okay, I'm going to give you a Disney roast.

So, your 3H Aries moon square Neptune is always sorta...

While your 7H Jupiter in Leo feels all like...

But you don't actually FEEL completely princessy because you know that at home you do get messy playing with your food (4H Taurus Mars) and may not even want to go the ball, you're having "a ball" right at home....

And really no matter what happens out in the world...it's inconsequential...your reality is more like a dream. A cold but sweet 12H Cap stellium dream...

And when you wake up, well it's not much different, with your Cap ASC and continuing stellium...just a little more fierce:

*shrug*

posted October 02, 2015 01:26 PM            

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You are a pretty plutonic Leo. We would get along IRL haha.

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posted October 03, 2015 08:41 AM            

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Oh but I see RR has requested muddy. Do you two have an appointment? I'll just interpose myself and act like I belong here.

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Hey, Faith! Wowza -- had no expectation of getting a response and was blown away by your analysis. For the record, scrutiny of my chart was open to every-and anyone; I just wanted a roast. Never was I expecting a response from you, who I've admired since my lurking days here on LL. Cool to hear my Neptune-IC is on your Sun. What are the full implications of that? If you don't care to elaborate, I'm happy to just assume we're soul sisters .

All that said, I definitely see you -- and you appear to see me quite well, too. Everything you wrote rang true, but I'll give color to some things ...for science!

she's a bit woowoo, you just cannot tell for the life of you what she is actually thinking.
I've heard this a thousand times. People always comment on my stoic, poker face (Cap moon) or a supposedly confused look that I have. It's supposedly difficult to read me if you don't know me well. But that's just my face!

SOME of it gets thrown around in her place of business (10H Jupiter) but most of it is *special* and reserved for the *special* people in her life (4H Mercury in Aquarius!) So you are either in like Flynn and hearing all her wacky goodness, in an emotionally sweet environment, or you are facing her as an adversary at work, who is going to get that promotion wayyyyy faster than you, or you just don't know what her cray cray is all about.

I have tons of kooky ideas and am more comfy sharing them where I know they're welcome or in written form...preferably in serene environments. I love working from home or in a small study group. I've learned that public speaking makes me uncomfortable. It's funny that you mentioned the workplace contrast. I'm a newcomer to my job, but known for being the talented and unpredictable egghead that many can't get. My boss (with whom I have a Mars-Sun conjunction) feels uneasy around me and a colleague mentioned it's because she "can't read me".

Nessus on the ASC in Libra. There's an album by the musical group Tangerine Dream, and it's called The Tyranny of Beauty. That's you. If you are prettier, when you are prettier, there's just a tinge of evil laughter echoing in the background of your mind, like a "take that, go on and feel small, you could have upgraded your mascara like I did, but TOO LATE, I win again!"
Shamefully true. However, I only take this stance with people with whom I have a true, irreconcilable contention. I'm the sort that if we're at odds, I don't need to bully or fight you... just demean you with my superior existence. Envy is a death by a thousand cuts in my book. Thank you for this. I've been trying to find an adequate sense of my 1H Nessus in Libra forever.

Your taser analogy is compelling and sheds light on the dynamic I mentioned with my boss and some select colleagues. I shine naturally through my contributions, but I'm not trying to show up anyone. Somehow, I sense that they shift between not trusting me and being delighted by my presence. Weird. That said, I want to access my power more consistently.

But then, your sunny 5H sun pokes its chipper face out at them again, and your 5H Pisces Venus sends little hugs through your eyes at them, and now they are thinking of that taser differently

You've touched on an ongoing question about my chart, so now I'm asking you . Chart generators will either put my Venus in the 5th house or the 6th house. Plus, there's supposedly this rule that if it's cusping a house, to consider it in the next house. The way my life has played out, it could be either, but I want to know definitively. Ugh, leave it to Pisces to make me confused about my own Venus!

...especially if they catch your 8H Mars, and all that Capricorn in the pelvic cradle of your chart....they are wondering why you make them feel kinkier than usual.
People always say they get a satiated, sexual vibe off of me because I seem so calm and above it all. It brings me lots of unwanted attention and assumptions. Uggggghhhhh. Although I think about sex all of the time and am quite kinky (8H Gemini Mars), my Cap Moon and Pisces Venus allow me to remain a lady.

Oh and with your 9H Cancer Pholus you may have shocked their half-dead emotions back to life as well, in a big way.
Yes. This is a recurring theme, which my Cap moon cannot comprehend since I appear outwardly cold. I'll have real, genuine conversations with people and unknowingly touch on something key for them or revitalize them in some way...then they glomp onto me. It triggers a quick attachment style in others where they want to be nurtured by me. As you mentioned, my Cap moon (even though it's juiced on Neptune) often wants no parts of that LOL. I always wondered what caused this, so thanks for helping me pinpoint.

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*waves @ Rogue*

We have several similarities

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posted October 03, 2015 11:18 AM            

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Never was I expecting a response from you, who I've admired since my lurking days here on LL. Cool to hear my Neptune-IC is on your Sun. What are the full implications of that? If you don't care to elaborate, I'm happy to just assume we're soul sisters .

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My Leo ASC is squealing and running around like...

Thank you!!

And I've always loved your posts, too! Well anyone who doesn't like your posts would have to have something seriously amiss in their brains... Let's not dwell on such tragedies....

Hmm, sun-Neptune is interesting! I have been the Neptune person before, and researched it. What I was hoping to see in my research was: "Perfect telepathy awaits you as you develop this relationship, I personally guarantee it! Don't give up, it's going to blow your mind!" :rainbows and unicorns:

Instead it was more like: "DANGER. DANGER. Chances of heavy delusion and imminent fallout." :skull and crossbones: I'm sorta paraphrasing cafeastrology.

And it's true I no longer talk to the person whose sun is conjunct my Neptune, and who prompted me to look into it. One reason is, we actually did have such a psychic bond that I started to feel a bit claustrophobic and worried that I had no privacy in which to be my ridiculously broken self. The friendship may have fared better if the synastry was more conducive to regular patterns of interaction, but as an erratic pair, I started to wonder how many lapses in communication were caused by psychic overload...like if I had a negative thought about that person, did they know and hold me accountable? And maybe that's just paranoia...but all things considered, I don't think so. And my Neptune is in Sag, which loves its independence anyway.

Neptune in Capricorn...well I imagine there are dreams of greatness, of realizing heights of mastery within both social and metaphysical realms. Maybe your Neptune is like the embodiment of my Cap fantasies? I dream of becoming a truly enlightened person...I thrive on channeling spiritual power, to whatever extent I am capable. (Which is not much...LOL...but I still try!)

So wherever we both succeed, it overlaps stylistically? And then we can relate to each other through that resemblance? Just the fact that we've admired each other's writing may be a reflection of this synastry.

And speaking of that, I thoroughly enjoyed your response above...and laughed at this part:

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"glomp onto me"

And that's such a great way to phrase it: "It triggers a quick attachment style."

I can totally imagine this happening, and....you have my sympathies! (And you know where to find me if you ever want to talk again!... *Does not let go of you psychically* *Snaps handcuffs onto your Neptune*)

*just kidding, kind of!*

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*excitedly waves back*
Do we now??? Hey, girl, heyyyyy!!!

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*two wackos dancing in the rainbow together* lol