posted September 26, 2015 12:24 PM            

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Although I'm curious about the good things as well..? Is that against the rules?

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posted September 26, 2015 12:42 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:

Yeah the real question is, What [b]isn't wrong with me???

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That .gif was pretty fitting and completely Capricorn of you! Unfortunately it ends there, because see you have Leo ASC (are you and Belba best friends? C'mon now) and Leo ASC is kind of like Hermoine, but dresses like Divine. I'm pretty sure it was a Leo ASC who invented the saying "Bad publicity is better than no publicity."

You were bored on the sidelines with your apron and southern accent and decided to become Ms. Trunchbull. We all knew you'd have a spiked coffin in your office anyway. If not to simply f.ck with people (yes, I see you Mercury in Aquarius) then to punish yourself for all the horrible things you've done like stepping on microbacteria while doing a charity marathon to raise awareness for the homeless. Your Jupitarian self just LOVES to help people! But with Sun and Mars aspecting Pluto you can take it away just as easily. How bad do they really want your help, you know? How far will they go? You are the type to roll the dice and see. If it doesn't work out in your favor it never happened, so who cares? You will take a losing gamble with you to the grave (probably literally considering Saturn in the 12th...but that wasn't a segue into your obsession with everything weird and morbid, or unseen, but take it as you will.)

Venus and Neptune in Sag... you could just LOVE forever. You probably proposed on the first date and then Mars in Gemini changed your mind the hour after. You propose to so many people it's hard to keep up. "But I really do love them all!" you cry as you're on your 12th honeymoon. It doesn't matter. Love doesn't exist and there's something wrong with everybody. Of course Pluto in Libra 3H knows this and sometimes you accidentally blurt out WHAT is wrong with everybody. It's so obvious to you you're surprised when you're subtly wedged out of the adult dinner party and forced to sit at the kiddie table. No matter because kids love your silly 10-year-old Venus in Sagittarius 5H anyway.

posted September 26, 2015 01:45 PM            

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Originally posted by confusedaseff:
oh i'm excited!

lets see how accurate you guys are!

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First off you're lucky you have a Gemini ASC. I mean it won't give you a TV-ready personality but it probably at least adds a little pizzaz so nobody confuses you with Ben Stein. Or Eeyore. Or Ron Swanson.

But OF COURSE you'd have Venus and Pluto in Scorpio. You live for intensity and passion. Or die for it, since we're talking about Pluto and Scorpio afterall and Scorpio loves to say nothing is real if there's no blood or tears shed. You secretly judge people for not carrying around a blow torch to heat up the cold shoulder you give them, and you may SAY you forgive them and even then it's just because they're still useful to you in some way.

You have a bumper sticker that reads "Quit yer ******* '" on the back of that '98 Suburu you refuse to replace because that'd mean spending money. Why should I you think. It gets me from A to B, and I don't need air conditioning in 90 degree whether anyway. Oh, POOR YOU. And stop being so humble all the damn time. Everybody knows you have enough money saved to put a hefty downpayment on a house. In cash.

posted September 26, 2015 02:30 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
You are SO pretty, inside and out, it's slightly annoying, but I forgive you.

LOL

And 3H Neptune is very cool, actually, I just had to come up with something, and that was there. I only know you through text so my eye went to that.

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posted September 26, 2015 03:56 PM            

who would have thought that a "negatively" oriented thread would be even more informative than the nicer ones? :P Though my Nessus Sun would love more sharpness

No for real though, because today's my BD (see what I did here), and I'm celebrating tomorrow, I have tons of chores and not lot of time to devote to you gurls.

@lalinda thanks! glad you like it

posted September 26, 2015 04:26 PM            

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Originally posted by Belba:
Oh my gosh, I'm cracking up!

who would have thought that a "negatively" oriented thread would be even more informative than the nicer ones? :P Though my Nessus Sun would love more sharpness

No for real though, because today's my BD (see what I did here), and I'm celebrating tomorrow, I have tons of chores and not lot of time to devote to you gurls.

@lalinda thanks! glad you like it

as for 12muddy, hannarama, Belage and also Faith, I'll be back! (Schwarzenegger voice)

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Happy Birthday Belba!!!

posted September 26, 2015 04:49 PM            

such lovely creatures us Libras, aren't we?

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Originally posted by Belba:
Aww Gabby, thanks!

such lovely creatures us Libras, aren't we?

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posted September 26, 2015 06:12 PM            

You did an amazing job!

I loved it all, but just a few comments...

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
I'm pretty sure it was a Leo ASC who invented the saying "Bad publicity is better than no publicity."

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So truuuuue!

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
We all knew you'd have a spiked coffin in your office anyway. If not to simply f.ck with people (yes, I see you Mercury in Aquarius) then to punish yourself for all the horrible things you've done like stepping on microbacteria while doing a charity marathon to raise awareness for the homeless.

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Just had an NDE as I choked on my vegan chocolate muffin.... And that was the second time I read it! I knew it was coming.

You got me, you totally got me. It's not that I have a coffin, but I do weird stuff that I sorta know is gonna backfire, but Aquarius just can't help itself. And any negative consequences? I'm just like... "Yeah, bad karma, whatever, I've got so much of it from all the bacon I've eaten and plants I've killed accidentally, what's a little bit more..."

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
Venus and Neptune in Sag... you could just LOVE forever. You probably proposed on the first date and then Mars in Gemini changed your mind the hour after.

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*screams!*

Not really, but you're close....you definitely have the right idea.

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
You propose to so many people it's hard to keep up. "But I really do love them all!" you cry as you're on your 12th honeymoon.

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HAHAHHAHA oh I wish....you missed my Venus trine Saturn though.

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Originally posted by hannaramaa:
It doesn't matter. Love doesn't exist and there's something wrong with everybody. Of course Pluto in Libra 3H knows this and sometimes you accidentally blurt out WHAT is wrong with everybody. It's so obvious to you you're surprised when you're subtly wedged out of the adult dinner party and forced to sit at the kiddie table. No matter because kids love your silly 10-year-old Venus in Sagittarius 5H anyway.

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That is SO GOOD! Not too far from the truth, either!!!

Thanks so much for the laughs. <3

posted September 26, 2015 06:38 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Hanna, I was seriously worried I was going to hyperventilate and die I was laughing so hard at this. My eye went desperately to the cabinet where I keep the paper bags and I was thinking, "I should have prepared better..." LOL

You did an [b]amazing job!
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YES!

posted September 26, 2015 06:44 PM            

http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum25/HTML/005153.html

posted September 26, 2015 06:50 PM            

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Originally posted by StubbornVirgo:
Aquarius ASC gives me that appearance, but I really have the attention span of a housefly.

I'm also not very good at coming up with usernames (obviously) lol.

Since I'm itching to properly join this thread anyway...

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posted September 26, 2015 06:50 PM            

I like your sun-Venus in the 11H because it makes you vain...um, I mean, it makes you take selfies of yourself looking pretty, and with your 11H moon you are probably wondering just how much everyone has registered the fact that your eyes are a neat shade of non-human blue. Of course, within yourself, there is always that battle because your Cap stellium is demanding more and more from you...so you go to extremes with your appearance...end up changing so much you wonder if you've left ANY lasting impression? Jupiter in your 12H rules your DSC, so you are always kinda confused about what you are attracting, or why. Jupiter squares your nodal axis, with Pisces NN on the MC, so it's like you are always trying to say The Ultimate Thing, get the truth out once and for all!!!

Problem is, even when you are wise, your sun square Neptune won't let you realize that. You are just oblivious to it....all this cool stuff comes out of your Pisces/Neptune/12H profile..but you stand apart from it thinking, "Shrug, that's cool but....."

*takes another selfie*

Like, you're just not paying attention to this deep cr*p, so some of it gets wasted, it's not invested right or channeled strong enough.

Your Mercury isn't even part of your sun's battle with Capricorn, it's just sextile your Gem ASC and together they give you an image of being kinda easy-going and flighty...and with your 11H Taurus moon, it's kinda always the same..."nothing permanent except change" with you....

posted September 26, 2015 06:56 PM            

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Awe! I think I love you Faith!! ❤️Lol

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*hug!*

My Venus is conjunct your sun.

posted September 26, 2015 06:59 PM            

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So Hanna

I like your sun-Venus in the 11H because it makes you vain...um, I mean, it makes you take selfies of yourself looking pretty, and with your 11H moon you are probably wondering just how much everyone has registered the fact that your eyes are a neat shade of non-human blue. Of course, within yourself, there is always that battle because your Cap stellium is demanding more and more from you...so you go to extremes with your appearance...end up changing so much you wonder if you've left ANY lasting impression? Jupiter in your 12H rules your DSC, so you are always kinda confused about what you are attracting, or why. Jupiter squares your nodal axis, with Pisces NN on the MC, so it's like you are always trying to say The Ultimate Thing, get the truth out once and for all!!!

Problem is, even when you are wise, your sun square Neptune won't let you realize that. You are just oblivious to it....all this cool stuff comes out of your Pisces/Neptune/12H profile..but you stand apart from it thinking, "Shrug, that's cool but....."

*takes another selfie*

Like, you're just not paying attention to this deep cr*p, so some of it gets wasted, it's not invested right or channeled strong enough.

Your Mercury isn't even part of your sun's battle with Capricorn, it's just sextile your Gem ASC and together they give you an image of being kinda easy-going and flighty...and with your 11H Taurus moon, it's kinda always the same..."nothing permanent except change" with you....

Over and over people tell you that you are so unique, and weirdly intuitive, but you really don't know what to make of it. You just do your thing, hope it works, shrug it off when it doesn't. That's your whole Sag DSC bit, too. You're kinda like a traveling performer who goes from place to place delighting people, but never really knowing them.

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OMG I just learned so much from you but...are you saying I'm a gypsy??? In all seriousness though I appreciate this more than you know! For one I have been trying to imagine what Moon in the 11th house does as a placement and can't "get" it. I get Sun square Saturn ("Woe is me") or Mercury in Aries communicating in grunts because secretly I'm just a big sweaty baby, but Moon in the 11th doesn't fit.

Even when I'm wise... what do you mean? Delve further, my child. But you're right. I was embarrassed about my passion for astrology / tarot / intuition for a long time and never told anybody. I never told them I could sing or that I wrote or played piano and then I met a friend (ultimately my best friend) who was like "WHY?! That's APART of you," and it was a big epiphany blah blah blah.

LMAO so...the selfie thing MIGHT be true, like I only have 50 backup ones so I'm not recycling anything you know, but who's counting really.

Yeah I had a friend tell me once that because I can see both sides of an issue and that I'm indecisive (Mercury sextile a Gemini ASC for crying out loud) that people don't trust me, so you're definitely right about that.

posted September 26, 2015 07:06 PM            

Again!

I need to take a break from this thread.

I''m not really this critical on a regular basis...

My criticism muscles are sore.

Will have to come back to it later, after I get my second wind.

posted September 26, 2015 07:21 PM            

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As for this whole thread I have found it fascinating because I'm looking at everyone's interpretation for everyone else and relating it back to them since it's all our own perspective. So basically what you think of me may be how you actually feel about yourself?

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Right, I was just thinking that!!!

A psychic exchange just happened. Was it you who started the thought, or me??

Well I was thinking of how I don't know Capricorn Neptune or Uranus to save my life. All I can do is pull out my Cap sun and use that for a guide...but Cap Uranus is so weird to me! I don't even want to think about it, it annoys me that I can't GET it.

I love the word gypsy but I was told that it's politically incorrect? So sad about that. But yes, that's pretty much how I see you. In a lighthearted way...because I don't take my own thoughts that seriously.

Fleetwood Mac ~ Gypsy

posted September 26, 2015 07:22 PM            

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*hug!*

My Venus is conjunct your sun.

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posted September 26, 2015 11:26 PM              

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Cool chart! I don't want to be the one doing all the roasting...not sure why the roasters have left...but if no one else dissects you, I might.

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Haha go for it

posted September 27, 2015 07:11 AM            

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Yes!!! I love music, film, writing, art...I have a degree in visual arts (along with a degree in health sciences if you can believe that). I'm zeroed in on music at the moment, which is not new to me but I'm working on conquering stage fright this time around. I tend to float back and forth between different creative areas.

But yes, shyness kicks my butt. I'm pretty sure I have a large reservoir of creativity locked inside of me. I get the feeling that if I can just push past whatever blockade it is that keeps me shy and socially anxious, it could be potentially great.

I am fortunate enough in that I attract truck loads of Aries and other fiery types, who encourage me to follow my dreams, to believe in myself, reinforce that they believe me to be talented, etc. I get the feeling that I have a lot to learn from them in terms of conquering my shyness.

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posted September 27, 2015 07:27 AM            

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@confusedaseff

Your turn

Pisces Saturn at the top of your chart, squaring Jupiter...Jupiter conjunct Pluto, out of sign. That's like fatalism and optimism bear hugging each other. There's a kind of pressure that you feel is going to be released in the future, almost on its own (Pluto at a critical degree, ruling your NN)....Maybe you've always felt that way...but it doesn't get released, and it's just annoying. So to mentally do business with this internal stress, you have developed one inner voice saying, "Do something, make it big and perfect!!!" (6H Sag Jupiter square Virgo Mars) and the other inner voice is saying, "Go ZEN, calm, chill, relax." (Pisces Saturn square Jupiter.) It all hinges on Jupiter, which interestingly is the ruler of your DSC. So you may feel that the right partner will solve this for you....but no....it goes beyond that.

okay i'm going to try and do the best to make this short and concise but mercury in retro is busting my balls.

actually no one's actually picked this up about my from my chart before! the fatalism and optimism bear!

i always put it down to my capricorn stellium/ scorpio/ and sag descendant but the jupiter/saturn/pluto thing makes so much sense!

on a day to day basis - i'm quite realistic but lets be honest bordering on pessimistic (my happy place feeling is melancholic ffs) but in the grand scheme of things i'm optimistic .. but i don't know how to explain in. i say things will get better and everything will work out because i damn sure will make it better and make sure it works out. i quite like the balance i have right now

i know what you mean with the do something big and perfect vs go zen, chill out... my goal in life is to live a life worthy of a best seller. so i try to do both.

don't know about the right partner solving all of this for me.. i was never given a chance to think anything like that in my life.. i was taught to only bank on myself. i wouldn't mind a partner in crime though! :P

Space clearing is healing for you. Like meyrey, you have that giant 12H with Taurus intercepted here, and your SN in Taurus. You need your own sanctuary, to execute a balancing act of that Mars-Jupiter-Saturn t-square. You can heal yourself while you are creating this space by forgiving your own clashing tendencies and merging them with a sense of freedom and fun (Sag Jupiter keynotes again.) I think if you aren't an artist yet it's just the stuckness of that t-square. You have 6H Scorpio Venus sextile 9H Mercury-Neptune so you should be able to pull in a lot of fabulous ideas and work them into something amazing...it's just that you may not feel like it...you may feel it's all for personal gratification inside your sparkly mind.

i did a ton of space clearing yesterday! planning on decorating soon! i am thinking of getting into arts soon enough! i'm really excited. i use to do a lot but then it just fell aside as other things became priority.

That's the trouble of Scorpio NN combined with 8H sun-moon. You feel you've "arrived" if you feel a certain way. It's hard to tell what your private evolution should look like.

Still for the happiness of your Cap sun, you need to have things to show for yourself, and I like the idea of space clearing, and I think it will help you become a healing person, in accordance with your 6H NN + stellium. If your space is already lovely, Feng Shui'd up, then I hope you are sharing it with people.

hmmm not arrive but i've always felt old? i was described as old by friends and family when i was 10 ffs. i maybe feel a bit been here done that but i'm still keen to learn as much as i can because i need it... but i like it..

yeah everything nearly cleared up i just need to decorate! i'm not too good at that! lol

Overcoming a major hurdle or two may set you on a higher path, possibly a very high path, and then you will deeply, intuitively know where to step. Pisces Saturn at the top of your chart is like a lighthouse guiding your sun and moon into yourself, upwards, through that sextile.

Your 12H Lilith opposing Pluto is a curious puzzle...could show a ping-pong back and forth between extreme perfectionism and a wicked whirlwind that devours all things (mentally at least) and only respects the most savage kind of survivors....

haha i do! i micromanage certain aspects of my life, so my studies for sure, to the extreme so that i can have an open schedule to do what ever the hell i want.. and thats where that wicked whirlwind comes in

Who knows?

This was a bad roast since I was mainly trying to get a feel for your chart...the only bad thing I can say to you is what was your soul thinking, choosing to be born with a Jupiter-Mars-Saturn t-square?? Who does that....

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maybe a bad roast cause you were so nice but brilliant analysis! yeah i need to learn more about that jupiter/mars/saturn T-square cause that maybe the key to alot of things, and my uranus too cause its a close biquintile to mars and i think it's very very strong in my mars expression!