posted September 29, 2015 08:16 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Wow only two sentences and you leave the fingerprints of all your troubles.

ASC on the persnickety and never-satisfied Virgo-Libra cusp, you may be a leetle bit superficial-seeming since you are so into beauty. Then with Sag NN, 1H Jupiter trine your sun in the 9H, and 9H Mercury, you can come off as a know-it-all, like you must always have the final say? (After all, whatever I say, you've already judged as cr*p masquerading as "truth!" And just because you may be right...well, where is your tact, honey?) It's okay, your 9H Mercury is sextile Mars and Venus, you get away with a lot because you can schmooze whenever you want to. Also Venus trine moon, and MC on the ultra romantic Gem-Cancer cusp. It's in the bag...whatever you want.

Any time you get into some jam, it's almost too easy to verbally talk the situation into reverse, backtrack, start again, or just exude so much warmth no one would dare give you a hard time. People are so easy to manipulate this way, you may sometimes have trouble respecting them!

But, in order to have a happy home, you gotta make the best of your Mercury-Chiron-Neptune/Uranus yod. Maybe you will want your home so perfect that nothing and no one is ever good enough. Saturn on the hypersensitive Aqua-Pisces cusp dispositing your 4H planets means that you might even be a little snobby...and this is also a reflection of your sun square Saturn, sun on the SN.

Good news is, you have your ample charm, your Pisces in the 6H keeps you more mellow and accepting than you might be without it. If you can just keep your cool when that Pythagorean triangle acts up (2H Pluto quincunx Venus which is trine moon which is square Pluto) and not just leave home or run away again (4H Uranus) you oughtta have a nice fun life.

I didn't knock myself out because that would hurt.

But thanks for playing the game.

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posted September 29, 2015 10:16 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Thank you for the feedback!

Darn!

Nah, just kidding, I wouldn't want to do that even if I could.

No one has kicked me where it hurts, either. Not sure if it's invisible (?) or they just don't want to say it.

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Aw c'mon! I'm asking for it!
They probably don't want to say it because maybe then you'll definitely kick them where it hurts. Lol

posted September 30, 2015 11:04 AM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
*Nods* Yes. I'm sorry to hear you've gone through a lot, but I agree, going through tragedy can hone one's instincts...it IS a shame when people don't avail themselves of the silver lining in all troubles. I think it's also a shame when people's lives are too easy. I once read a funny "blessing" by some religious figure: "And above all things, may God grant you misfortune."

Hehehehe

Nice talking with you!

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posted September 30, 2015 07:39 PM            

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Originally posted by Readytochill:
Aw c'mon! I'm asking for it!
They probably don't want to say it because maybe then you'll definitely kick them where it hurts. Lol

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In case it's not obvious, I'm not very good at this! But I figure, someone should look at the charts that come up....

posted September 30, 2015 08:04 PM            

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Originally posted by zirr1:

I am rather lost in myself and life right now. I wouldn't mind some constructive input into why my life is the way it is.. Tell me what you think please..

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Hmmm

You have a little bit of everything. It's hard to read you because your chart is a lot like mine.

Well first: Really tough nodal axis you've got...it's hard to pull up from Cancer into Capricorn. And the Sag-Cap Cusp is particularly challenging, sometimes tragic, sometimes psychic, always intense. This NN and Uranus in the 4H is very complicated. You are destined to excel within a home environment, but the home environment you were born into may never feel like home. Always some disruptions. As a Cancer sun, 4H Uranus opposing your sun can be a real nuisance...you may just have a hard time feeling settled. But there's pressure to feel settled.

Now you have this kite: sun opposing Uranus, sun sextile Mars and Jupiter. I feel that this will offset some of your difficulties. And 5H Neptune conjunct Uranus helps you channel your annoyances into art, music, plain old colorful dreaminess.

You have a mystic rectangle: sun-Mars-Pluto-Neptune. Very powerful...you command a kind of force...especially with your Scorpio moon. Not sure what kind of communication you're up to but it's bound to stir people up...even if you are unaware of it.

I feel you must make a good impression. Jupiter in Virgo is prim, careful, and neat. When it's conjunct the ASC, you might even go overboard seeming too careful? Do you have to make sure the mug you're drinking out of matches your shirt, that kind of thing? But it's not like you appear ridiculous. Not with a 10H sun! And not with Jupiter in a grand trine with Saturn and 9H Mars. It's just that the Jupiter stuff overwhelms the Scorpio stuff a bit, and you have this push-pull where you can't tell whether to let it all loose (unfurl the power of your mystic rectangle, take on your Cap NN) or keep everything safe, buckled down and serious. It's like you have a ton of interesting energy all contained within a pretty vase that must never break.

The wide grand cross of 11H Mercury-3H Pluto-5H Aqua Saturn-9H Mars illustrates social tension yet again. And Mercury is conjunct Chiron. And Chiron is conjunct your progressed sun.

Ahhhh yes...you might feel lost with all this. You're kinda super complicated. And the Capricorn signature of your chart (Cap NN, Cap Uranus apex of kite, 10H sun) finds that rather difficult to work with. You may feel like you have to capitalize on every single one of your talents...figure out a way to be everything at once. And yet...with 4H NN, you ask yourself, "What for?" Because maybe your most intense goals are private.

Private goals are difficult.

I'm a Cap sun with a 4H NN and I relate.

posted September 30, 2015 11:52 PM            

I just had to shake my head at your 12th house sun. IN CANCER. Like noooooooo. You really are a poor thing not even being aware of yourself like that. OHP and low and behold you're another Leo ASC. Go figure. Leos figures hate themselves but they want other people to tell them why, like???

Sun square Moon - either problems between your parents or perhaps you butt heads with authority figures or people who express themselves in a more glorious fashion than you. I feel like Sun Moon in hard aspect creates insecurity that can't be overcome (different than Saturn) because it's a constant argument between bold and submissiveness. Especially being that Moon is in Libra who hates tension SO MUCH. Sun and Mercury trine Pluto - there's no getting you to budge. You're opinion is as dear to you as guns are to the NRA. "From your cold dead hands." Yessir.

That stellium in the 6th house...work brings out all kinds of cobwebs in your personality. You can't help but give your all at your job (or the seven of them you've had, hello Uranus) On a more serious note, I wonder if you've also literally had mysterious things go wrong with your health that cleared up just as suddenly as they came but couldn't be determined or labeled. Maybe some of those were, er, mental health issues? The good news is if you suddenly had to quit your job it's okay. You have Venus and Mars in Leo and Moon in Libra, the same placements Sugar Daddies are compatible with. Or you get mad at everyone for not praising you enough when you go out of your way for them. People may accuse you of being an only child quite often, but again with that 12th Sun you just can't figure out why! Hm.

posted October 01, 2015 01:49 AM            

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Originally posted by Plutonian_Gal8:
I am quite drawn to 12Muddy!!!

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Such obscenity. I will exorcise the filthy syphilitic sin hole that you call a brain. I will spike my heels through you and turn you into a pit roast. I will string you up like a piñata, using your very own entrails and make you scream like a demon clawing its way out of hell.

Post your chart. Genuflect. Submit your soul.

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Originally posted by RogueReader:
@.@ This is the best and most masochistic thread I have ever seen.

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The whole thread stinks with compliments. I could inject myself with a gallon of insulin, drink the stuff, hell bathe in it and still I would be sent into a hyper-glycemic attack due to all of this sickening sweetness. The replies are full of flirty innuendos that are about as subtle as sht stains on snow (looking at you Faith).

But it only makes sense. The charts are littered with sag, libra, aries, aqua placements, Uranus and/or Saturn hard aspects and venus influence, which cause them to either act like the rebellious ferals that they are, or sprinkle venusian icing sugar and deviate from the original purpose of the thread.

Confuseaseff's rule-abiding cap stellium nearly sent a spark to my loin, but the sun and stellium ruler Saturn is in vague, sweet Pisces. Bad form.

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Originally posted by RogueReader:
How do I post my chart???

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Upload it to tinypic.com. Copy the link "IMG Code for Forums & Message Broads" and post on LL.

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Originally posted by Faith:

No one has kicked me where it hurts, either. Not sure if it's invisible (?) or they just don't want to say it.

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The shade has reached a critical level. Your 3rd house pluto is showing lol

posted October 01, 2015 05:14 AM            

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"it's about to get very cold in here"

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posted October 01, 2015 08:59 AM            

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The replies are full of flirty innuendos that are about as subtle as sht stains on snow (looking at you Faith).

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I don't flirt.

I'm a Capricorn.

I *network.*

Aaaaaand for all your talk it's sure been nice seeing yer chart. (sarcasm) You are the Wizard of Oz now? You can see us but we can't see you? But of course: 12H Cap planets need to lord it over people mysteriously while protecting their reputations like their lives depended on it.

posted October 01, 2015 12:25 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:

Aaaaaand for all your talk it's sure been nice seeing yer chart. (sarcasm) You are the Wizard of Oz now? You can see us but we can't see you? But of course: 12H Cap planets need to lord it over people mysteriously while protecting their reputations like their lives depended on it.

Want some more sugar with that sugar?

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posted October 01, 2015 12:27 PM            

O
Dear
Faith!

posted October 01, 2015 01:19 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
Where's our resident bloodthirsty Aries Moon?

Truth is, I'm too lazy to read these charts, and people complain that I'm too nice anyway (cue Pisces moon "I'm such a martyr" music )...I just feel bad seeing anyone ignored...

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I don't think you are too nice. I really dislike the Alyssa-Sharpe saggo trolling types of comments.

i don't think she trolls as much now but when she first started out...

posted October 01, 2015 01:38 PM            

This thread has been kinda difficult for me. It's hard to do a cold reading of a chart, without knowing the person at all! At least I'm learning that much.

I forgot you have an Aries moon. I was guilt-tripping my sweetheart, 12muddy.

posted October 01, 2015 02:36 PM            

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Thanks, the unknown.

This thread has been kinda difficult for me. It's hard to do a cold reading of a chart, without knowing the person at all! At least I'm learning that much.

I forgot you have an Aries moon. I was guilt-tripping my sweetheart, 12muddy.

Does Alyssa Sharpe come around these parts?

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Oh, it's fine. I know that. Plus I know most other aries moon are much more energetic and dare-devil than I am.
Funny thing you said that. I rather do a cold reading. When I know too much about a person, I feel too involved in their personal life and then my next interaction with said person just gets awkward.

I'm just comparing your style of criticism vs. Alyssa, or more like Water/Earth vs Fire/Air.

@Leonisces: I kinda learned to love her too. Sometimes she has the tendency to lighten things up and make things sound really superficial. Like saying she has nothing nice to say about Aries ... And she was the starter of "What I hate about your sign" ... It's key to make one popular I suppose. But I think you lose your credibility of an astrologer that way.

posted October 01, 2015 03:11 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
In case it's not obvious, I'm not very good at this! But I figure, someone should look at the charts that come up....

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Aw you're sweet

You nailed my personality quite well actually. You just weren't mean about it lol

posted October 01, 2015 07:18 PM            

I feel that there is always enough space on this board for cr*p as long as it is not of critical offense.

Hope I didn’t put off anyone who wants to join in. I apologize profusely to the lurking readers and to all participants who may have been offended or annoyed by the things I wrote. At any time you feel my comments are less than aggreable, please refer to this post.

posted October 01, 2015 07:35 PM            

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Originally posted by Faith:
I don't flirt.

I'm a Capricorn.

I *network.*

Aaaaaand for all your talk it's sure been nice seeing yer chart. (sarcasm) You are the Wizard of Oz now? You can see us but we can't see you? But of course: 12H Cap planets need to lord it over people mysteriously while protecting their reputations like their lives depended on it.

Want some more sugar with that sugar?

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Oh this feels like a nice cool acidic draught burning its way down my throat.

As a cap it should be easy for you to understand that the whole purpose of my existence is to protect my reputation at all costs. I am a hollow shell with only the outer layer to show.

Now stop thinking about my chart. Posting it will ruin my sexy vagueness.

Seriously though, the mystery surrounding the accuracy of my birth time has been the cause for my reluctance. But I suppose since it doesn't make a lot of differences (well there are differences, but heh the cluster of planets and house placements stay the same), I'd just post it anyway.