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Harpyr
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posted May 31, 2003 04:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Harpyr     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
There go those Saggi ar=ows flying into some Leo butt again.. .

Why the heck haven't I been hanging around this thread??

There's some seriously steamy stuff being thrown around here.

Bugger, I'm always getting into best conversations late.

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Tommy_Cat
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posted May 31, 2003 11:06 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pidaua,...We can't ALL be Leo's. Sorry. Maybe in your next life. I'M KIDDING! Just yanking your chain (why would you want to regress like that, right?) We do like to toot out own horns. Sorry if that annoys you. We don't say we're good at something if we haven't had a frame of referrence to compare ourselves to. We strive to be excellent at everything, and our standards of excellence are "the top of the scale", that is to say, we like it best on top.(not necessarily in a literal sense) Sex is just another activity that some of us excel at. If we can't do something impressively well, it's almost no fun to do it at all. And that's the Leo curse and blessing. I'm no good at pool. I don't go around telling everyone that I'm a phenomenal pool player, because that would be an out-right lie. I know where I excel, and where I fall short. Let's just say, in the bedroom, I don't fall short. Of that I am quite certain. I think it just annoys people how easy it is for us to give ourselves credit where credit is due. Especially people who are a little full of themselves also. I agree that we don't "own the market" by any stretch of the imagination. I've been with some pretty skilled and passionate ladies, none of who were Leos. (actually one WAS a Saggie, and she was ...mmmmm....ah yes...but I digress.)

By the way, I was referring to the "feed back" factor when I said Leo's are popular in the bedroom, because we're not chinzy that way. I'm gathering that it's a critical thing to some people.

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lioneye68
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posted June 01, 2003 02:32 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sheesh, are all the men in here Leos!? What's with that?

To answer you question, Tommy Boy, No I've never "been" with a Leo, but it's officially on my "to do" list now.

Actually, would Leo rising qualify? If so, then YUP, and he's GRRRREAAATTT!! (said in my best Tony the Tiger voice)

But like Pidaua said, it takes two, Bay-bee!

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pidaua
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posted June 01, 2003 02:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Tommy,

Sorry, I wasn't insinuating that Leo's are bad in anyway, nor am I jealous of your sexual prowess. I just wanted to make sure that you all understand it takes two to tango beneath the sheets. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore Leo's (and lots of other signs, but I do have a soft spot for the regal kitties), I just have to shoot some of those arrows now and again.

Besides, it keeps things interesting and fiery right? Must have been my Aries moon acting up...you know, having the stir the pot for some fireworks every now and again!

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Tommy_Cat
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posted June 01, 2003 02:48 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I pardon you

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lioneye68
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posted June 02, 2003 01:07 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How very gracious of you ,Tomcat. I'm sure she was holding her breath for that

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Lost Leo
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posted June 02, 2003 01:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WOW Pidaua, you went OFF! LOL

But you're right...

I think it's silly for people to self-proclaim they are "Grrrreat Lovers"

And in all actuality, I've noticed the people that brag the most about their sexual prowess often times are the worst...

Honestly Pid, I don't know how you bit your tongue when the "DING! Leo wins in the B-room" thread popped up...

EX: A friend of mine (Leo Male) had a girlfriend whom discussed their sex life with me & my girl because the intercourse was ending with, "Doug, that sucked"

Now personally, if a woman were to ever say something like that to me, WHOA, I would need to make some major adjustments for this woman, but apparently it was commonplace...

And myself, sh*it I've been a Leo all my life, but I KNOW I was AWFUL in bed with the first five women I slept with... I mean, I was young and had no clue... not like they complained or anything, but I look back now and think, WOW, what a chump I was!

So I dunno where I'm going with this but I have to agree that the layer of bullsh*it on the Leo's being great in bed was getting a little too THICK to handle So I'm glad someone said something

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Lost Leo
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posted June 02, 2003 01:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
PS- Did I mention that after a MONTH of ignoring her, the Lioness finally gave in and called to see how I was doing...

PSS- I rode Motocross for the first time this last weekend and IT ROCKS!!!

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pidaua
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posted June 03, 2003 02:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL...Lost Leo, you are toooooo much. Actually, it wasn't hard for me to bite my tongue about the 'Ding...aren't we Leo's the Best". For two reasons, 1) why not let the lovable cats have their pride / fun....you are much easier to deal with that way, and 2) Since I have been with a Leo for two years and he is the best I have ever had, then I can't deny it on that count.

BUT....and there is always a BUT....I had to jump in when it got to the point that all others were being excluded...and well, I'm a Sag and I have the arrows.


Anyway, I did like your response, and of course the Lioness would call, she has a Cancer Moon, she FEELS deeply and probably wants to give you a chance. It's good that you talked to her and hopefully you all will be able to get some things straightened out.

Motorcross huh? Well, there is nothing like some major horsepower in between your legs, with the wind blowing your hair and the thought of crashing at any minute keeping that adrenaline going. Although I hate the sound of motorcycles, I did like riding them from time to time...and horses too.

Lunargirl...you are too funny! I guess that means I can let my breath out now. LOL

Tommy-Cat...here kitty kitty kitty.......

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1scorp
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posted June 03, 2003 02:56 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Ms. Pidaua: I was meaning to ask you... has nothing to do with sex. The Sag. arrows sort of remind me of the Scorp sting... what do you think?

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Chelle9
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posted June 03, 2003 06:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chelle9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright I'm a newbie around here, maybe one of you can help me out.
I've always been strangely drawn to Aqaurius men. I have a Cancer Sun, Gemini Rising, Cappy Moon, Cancer Venus and a Gemini Rising. Who would be my best lover?

-Chelle

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Chelle9
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posted June 03, 2003 06:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chelle9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I meant to say "Cancer Venus and a Gemini Mars" Ooops!

"""Alright I'm a newbie around here, maybe one of you can help me out.
I've always been strangely drawn to Aqaurius men. I have a Cancer Sun, Gemini Rising, Cappy Moon, Cancer Venus and a Gemini Rising. Who would be my best lover?"""

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pidaua
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posted June 03, 2003 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HI Ms. 1Scorp,

Actually, there is a difference, according to Linda Goodman. Where a Scorp knows exactly what kind of pain the sting will inflict, the Sag shoots the arrows in order to remind the person of the truth, but is a little more naive about the impact. Both can cause hurt, but the Sag is more likely to shoot in a way of saying "hey.....look here, you've got it all wrong.. the truth it this...."

Whereas the Scorp will look the person in the eye and deliver a sting of words (still truth) that will just cut the person to shreds.

When the person yells 'Hey...you hurt my feelings. The Sag scratches their head and says "But I was just pointing out the truth" and the Scorp says "It serves your right since you had it coming".

Linda also pointed out an exchange like that between A Sag and Scorp coworker in a crowded bar. The Scorp was feeling a bit bad for being overweight and when it came time for dessert the Sag yells across the bar "Now Joe, you know you've gained a few pounds, you might want to skip dessert" with all the enthusiasm of a damn puppy. The Scorp feeling the hurt and knowing all too well that the Sag coworker is always in some financial mess yells back "Well, doesn't matter because I am sure you are broke once again and I will be picking up the tab. So, have you straightened out your latest bankruptcy?" OUCH!!!! But, both pointed out the truth.

My arrows in this case were to show that 'Hey, we all suck in some cases and kick butt in others" I guess I also wanted to make sure the other signs got their props and I like shooting arrows at Leo's. It's kind of fun and they usually have the butts to support it. LOL....sorry....

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1scorp
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posted June 03, 2003 06:37 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ms. Pidaua... They just somehow remind me of each other I guess

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Oxychick
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posted June 03, 2003 07:00 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Chelle! Welcome! You'll have to speak louder to be heard over the fire sign love-in over here.

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pidaua
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posted June 03, 2003 07:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pidaua     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ms. 1Scorp,

You're right, they really are similar, but a bit different as well. We just hired a new marketing / sales person and she is a Scorpio and extremely dynamic. I am looking forward to working with her. It will be interesting too since we now have an Aquarius President, A Leo - Sales Rep, A Taurus CEO and A Gemini - Engineer and me, the Sag Research Assoc. / Marketing dork. LOL...So three sets of opposites (Gemini-Sag) (Taurus-Scorpio) and (Leo-Aquarius) and a few squares.

Fire works is what I am thinking..LOL

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Chelle9
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posted June 03, 2003 07:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chelle9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thanks for the welcome oxychick....I know fire signs!! I'm married to a Leo and have a domineering Aries father. Can someone let the docile Cancer sneak in?

-Michelle

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1scorp
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posted June 03, 2003 09:13 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A water?! Yep... you can sit by me!

Ms. Pidaua: Good grief! That'll be interesting. My Mom is a Taurus. One of my brothers is a Libra and my Dad is an Aries. However, I get along with both of my parents. My Mom and I are actually pretty close. My stubborn streak would get at her when I was small

Oxy: I just figure... if I can't beat them than I'll join them

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lioneye68
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posted June 03, 2003 09:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pidaua, Lost Leo...I don't think Tommy Boy is ever coming back.
Ah, well, I think he was trying to usurp the dominant male position in the pack anyway.

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1scorp
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posted June 03, 2003 09:19 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alright, I promised I would post a few things about each sign from a book I’ve read.
Yes… it’s only taken me weeks. However, I do keep promises.

The book is: Seduction By The Stars Authors: Ren Lexander and Geraldine Rose.

I won’t post everything, as I’m sure the authors wouldn’t appreciate it. Just enough to give a taste. Although, it is giving it publicity and possibly someone will check it out

It’s actually a very detailed book. Pretty lengthy too!

I’ll start with Aries:

The Lure of an Aries

What Charm.
That smile, that confidence, that presence, that aura of energy.
Surely this person could take hold of life and swallow it whole.
How could anybody come across so well, so quickly?
Hold on to your horses (or, rather, your rams), you’ve just met an Aries.
What is likely to draw you to an Aries is their initial impact: their raw energy, their outgoing nature, their self-assurance, their chutzpah.


It goes on and gives more good details….


How to Interest an Aries

To interest an Aries you must appear interesting rather than interested.
There are two fundamental points to remember.

1. Aries are suckers for image and are always concerned about the impression they make

2. They love a challenge


It goes on and gives more good details…


Key Tactic: Charm and withdraw


Again, it goes into detail on exactly what to do…


What to give them: Red things – red T-shirts, red hats, red lace underwear, a red sports car! (tells more)

Also tells: Suggested opening lines, What to talk about and Where to take them.


How to Seduce an Aries

Key Tactic: Run away until you catch them

(I’m just picking small bits out)

Never chase an Aries if you want to get one into bed. Aries like conquests and challenges. Aries respond to playing hard to get more than any other sign. Fawn over them, lavish praise on them, give them single-minded devoted attention and they will lap it up. Feign mild indifference and they will pull out all stops to win you over. You must keep them intrigued and uncertain.


Goes into farther detail …. Actually the descriptions get better the farther you read along


It has different techniques to use (quite a few per sign). As I don’t know much about an Aries I’ll post the first one.

Seduction 1: The Pounce

The directest of direct methods: pounce.
Aries understand sudden and dramatic beginnings.
The minute the door to the apartment closes behind them, take them in your arms and give them a kiss that goes on for as long as it takes you to rip their clothes off.

Perhaps you don’t need to wait until you reach their apartment. You could pull the car over somewhere secluded and go for it. Or find a more creative use for the broom closet at work. Let your imagination go.
Remember—Aries is a natural athlete.

If you’re sure the vibes are right and that your target is in pure Aries mode, you could dispense with preliminaries and go straight for the direct grope. This gives Aries a wicked thrill. It’s crude, rude and raw. They’ll be impressed: here is someone who doesn’t mess around.


(It’s sort of graphic”ish”, so I’m going to pull enough to keep your imaginations going)

Sex with an Aries

Aries women (as well as the other fire sign) are very impressed in the bedroom by the me-Tarzan-you-Jane approach. They like sex a bit on the wild side.

Remember: they love a challenge. If it’s a first for them, they are likely to give it a go on those ground alone. Moreover, if it’s a first for you, they are likely to want to get in on the act. If you are aiming to dispose of your virginity, Aries would just love to initiate you. (Though, frankly, you’d probably be better off going for a more patient, caring sign __ consider a Capricorn or Pisces).


How to Handle a Relationship with an Aries

Your first challenge is to keep them on their toes—but the second challenge is to stay on your toes too.

(Gives tons of detail)

(Again… gives more do’s and do nots)
Must-Do’s

Dress well


No-No’s

Never let sex fall into a pattern


How to End a Relationship with an Aries

Aries can not comprehend why anyone would want to end a relationship with them. They can quite understand why they would jettison some boring been-around-too-long for a new target, but why would anyone discard someone as sexy and dynamic as they are?

(Gives the why’s and how to’s)


Also tells Aries at Their Best and at Their Worst.

Well… what do y’all think so far?
Should I continue with the others? I mean, it is pretty lengthy.

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Chelle9
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posted June 04, 2003 03:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Chelle9     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1scorp-personally I wouldn't mind hearing about Aqaurius, but it is quite a bit of typing on your part

-Chelle

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RubyRedRam
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posted June 04, 2003 04:27 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Scorp...eerr thats me to a 'T'. I think my guy has cottend on to the fact that if he says 'I am having an early night, I'm so tired I'm going straight to sleep', then he's going to get some..

If it looks like I have to fight for it, then I'm full steam ahead

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1scorp
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posted June 04, 2003 08:21 AM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ruby: Good. I'm glad you could identify with it As I said, I don't know a lot of Aries. You guys sound fun though!

There is waaay more details. It really does get "graphic". Well, for posting it does... some words may offend others.

Che: The typing? Nah, I'm pretty use to it. Part of my job. I just didn't want to type it all up if no one could identify with any of it.

I'll go through all the signs... anticipation... gotta love it

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Lost Leo
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posted June 04, 2003 04:17 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think Pid just shoots aroows at Leos so she can check out our rumps, lol

I agree on the noise of the bikes, God you should see the menagerie at the track, carbon fumes and high-pitched rattling everywhere, it sux... Riding a Horse too? Wow, were you a spoiled little girl? j/k...
I was watching Rules of Attraction last night and this one chick was talking about sex/orgasms to her virgin roommate and was like, "Yep, that's the first time I ever had one, while riding a horse" I wonder how true that is...?

"If it looks like I have to fight for it, then I'm full steam ahead "
RRR - Invaluable advice, thank you

1Scorp: So when you going to post the writings about Scorp, huh? Or do you not want to draw any attention to you... j/k
And what do you mean by labeling it "graphic", that just made me more curious...and curiosity kills the cat

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1scorp
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posted June 04, 2003 04:35 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Attention to me? What? Afraid I might steal it from you?!

I just figured that I would go in the order that they are written... Scorpio isn't the only sign that likes sex. We have 11 other signs to look at also.

Be patient... you might be surprised at how sexy these other ones are !

Graphic... well, it's not giving a hard-core porn visual or anything! Just uses a few choice words and phrases... I thought that it "might" offend some.

I'm being courteous (can't you tell)

Orgasms courtesy of a horse?!!! I have to say it.. GROSS!

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