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From: Back in AZ with Bear the Leo
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posted April 26, 2004 12:00 PM            

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Lalalinda and Lioneye...you two are so funny!!! I think it is not what did his mommy DO to him...what DIDN'T she do.

Carlo - your post cracked me up. My Leo is more the man that you could ever be- he didn't need whips, chains, toys or other people thrown into the mix to make me happy.

What would be the use of dragging him onto this forum so that you can't rant and rave about your small....mindedness. LOL

By the way..he is not a lab tech - he's strictly sales / agriculture and runs a cattle business on the side. Let's just say - he knows how to ride a horse many different ways...ahhhh, the way to an Archers heart.

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posted April 26, 2004 12:08 PM              

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I actually wasn't kidding. I'm glad he's far far away from my little corner of the world.

*shudders*

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posted April 26, 2004 12:14 PM              

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Restrain this

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posted April 26, 2004 12:16 PM            

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Okay, I will restrain my smiley face.

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posted April 26, 2004 12:19 PM            

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Pixie,
He wants to be a C(O)UNT, Thats why hes anal

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posted April 26, 2004 12:20 PM              

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lalalickme

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posted April 26, 2004 12:22 PM            

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Omigosh, this is getting toooo funny.
This is like a friggin' soap opera with comedy thrown in. Hey.. where's the shirtless men?

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posted April 26, 2004 12:24 PM              

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I'm rubbing my nipples, you all are getting me sooo hot

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posted April 26, 2004 12:24 PM            

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why? so my tongue call fall off?

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posted April 26, 2004 12:26 PM              

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posted April 26, 2004 12:36 PM              

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posted April 26, 2004 12:38 PM              

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I hope so, because I need to get some more crack...do you think you could help me and spread 'em? I hear you're pretty good in bed...I heard it here from...omg, you! You must be a...Leo?

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posted April 26, 2004 12:39 PM            

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I pity you

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posted April 26, 2004 12:41 PM              

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posted April 26, 2004 12:42 PM            

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Hi.. I am an Envelope....
I am being pushed....

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posted April 26, 2004 12:43 PM              

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This is really too much fun...a gangbang at Lindaland...thanks kids! Yet knowing you, you'll probably all go cry rape lol

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posted April 26, 2004 12:45 PM              

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Why do you feel you are being pushed, pixie?

Twenty minutes ago you were all, "Omigosh, this is getting toooo funny."...?

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posted April 26, 2004 12:47 PM              

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You must be a basket case. Do you want be like this all your life? You must have a black hole in your soul that's 10 feet wide. Actually, maybe you don't actually have a soul. You're one of those dark spirits that just keeps reincarnating, with no life plan, no chart planning, you just drift along life time after life time, dieing, reincarnating, dieing, reincarnating...never evolving, never facing YOURSELF, hiding in fear from the light...

You sully the beautiful sign of Virgo.

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posted April 26, 2004 12:48 PM              

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Thank you prudeeye...from you, that sounds like quite a compliment Especially when I know you have such a soft spot for Virgos...maybe someday you can even keep one that you catch

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posted April 26, 2004 12:56 PM            

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I was speaking metaphorically. I am not being pushed..
I was speaking for the envelopes all over the world who can't speak for themselves, but are being pushed nonetheless.

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posted April 26, 2004 01:01 PM              

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Oh, right...maybe there will be a Million Envelope March in Washington someday

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posted April 26, 2004 01:04 PM            

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Yeah...Carlo..good one -especially coming from a wacknut that is most likely hung like a gnat - talk about not being able to keep one. How is that Leo chick of yours doing? Oh wait - she probably found satisifaction elsewhere...like in a box complete with batteries right "not hunglo" Carlo? LOL....

I am sure you do need more crack - you seem to have this intrigue for the posterior portion of a person - either because you like the starfish a bit too much - or, and this makes more sense, being hung like a gnat also prevents you from being able to really..hit...a..home...run...or...even...get to...any....of...her...pleasure...zones.. "Noooo, noooo....NOT HUNGLO...that is my Belly Button...."

Yeah - that's what I thought. The real reason you hate most of us Archers..because too many couldn't hold back when you dropped your trousers and shot off "Man..I didn't know they came in baby-sizes!!!"

And no worries about me getting knocked up by you..first off I don't think gnat nuts can really make an adequate amount of the little swimmers and secondly even if I was in a tequila coma you'd still have to autoclave (that is put in a 140 degree steamer for 30 minutes) your gnat unit before I'd go near it. But you can keep dreaming....

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posted April 26, 2004 01:11 PM              

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I'm quite proud to be hung so low...to the ground Haha, you are such my biotch, piddle, spending your lazy days taking about my dick Now back on the floor, next to lalalickme...that's it...good little Archer ho...

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posted April 26, 2004 01:12 PM              

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I started a thread where we can vote whethor this vile spirit should be allowed to retain his access to this site or not.

He's dragging you all down with him to wallow in his decomposing, rotting soul.

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posted April 26, 2004 01:33 PM            

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ladies,
yeah hes really out there inflicting his kind of pain, striking out wanting to hurt someone, anyone. Sounds like he has little to live for and his anger is getting the best of him. I'm betting his Dr. had some bad news (and no I don't know him). Whos fault could that possibly be? The ones he hates the most, WOMEN. This is why I pity him.
Ironically it will probably be a woman who ends up taking care of him

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