posted September 23, 2016 06:07 PM            

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Originally posted by Gabby:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sulkyarcher:
[b]Aries- Yellin in people's faces aren't going to make them listen to you.

Taurus- I can't read your mind, you're too shy, baby.

Gemini- What's your favorite song of all time.....today.

Cancer- Can you just tell it to me straight?

Leo- Honey, your pride has clouded your thinking, that outfit does not look good on you!

Virgo- Your incessant nagging is like nails on a chalkboard!

Libra- You're not nice, you just being smarmy.

Scorpio- Overemotional twit!

Sagittarius- Someone needs to tie you up and put you in the basement!

Capricorn- Okay, whatever, Miss Higher-than-thou. Can we get on with it now?

Aquarius- You'll never get a date detaching like that, except with an alien from Mars, Uranus, Neptune, or another galaxy altogether.

Pisces- Stop letting people step all over you, it makes you look pathetic!

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posted September 23, 2016 06:52 PM            

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Originally posted by the89freespirit:

ARIES - I know you never apologize and you never do anything wrong. How could you possibly make a mistake? So, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever met you.

VIRGO - Wow, thank you for that Power Point presentation on why I need to go vegan. That was so helpful. Now, let me tell you why I think you need to ditch your boyfriend. Oh, wait. Where are you going?

LIBRA - I can't tell if you like me or if you're just pretending to like me or if you don't know the difference. Whatever. Let's hang out next weekend!

SCORPIO - Oh, wow, you are the realest person in this room. Oh my God. Everyone is so fake and shallow compared to you. They don't know what real intimacy is. They just control people and keep secrets and play mind games and never reveal their true self. Oh, wait, that's you.

SAGITTARIUS - Aw, that's so cute that you never want to grow up. Don't worry. I'm absolutely sure you never will.

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posted September 23, 2016 07:01 PM            

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Originally posted by girlwiththerainysoul:

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. aries
- no, everybody's joke isn't aimed at you
- you need to start taking yoga or meditations classes, maybe it will help you learn to see from other's perspectives

. taurus
- you need to spend less on yourself and more on others

. cancer
- no, your pout isn't really that cute

. leo
- no, everybody doesn't really love you simply for being you
- you need to become smarter and more useful

. libra
- no, being a two-faced meddlesome won't give you the reputation of a peacemaker

. scorpio
- no, your love for darkness isn't hidden from everybody, they very much see it and distance themselves

. sagittarius
- no, your shallow, childlike enthusiasm alone isn't useful for the society

. capricorn
- no, your pessimism isn't your asset..once you make it big, your depression rarely lets you enjoy any of it
- you need ASAP to find someone to cozy up to and loosen up with

. aquarius
- no, you don't know it all, and your love of surprises makes you dumber than you can imagine
- you need to find out who you really are, before taking bullet for that "buddy" you just met

. pisces
- no, you keeping stating that you have been victimized, rarely leads to people acknowledging your empathy

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posted September 24, 2016 10:46 AM            

T.H.R.E.A.D

posted October 08, 2016 02:10 PM            

Aries - likes to be on top (or behind), as long as you don't mind being hit a little bit

Taurus - likes to be laying down, or whatever position is comfortable to snack during the session

Gemini - likes to be on their phone, computer, walkie talkie, TV, or all of them at once. Just don't get any of them messy...

Cancer - likes it when you dress up as their mom

Leo - likes it when it's being taped. Then afterwards, go through the play-by-play while they pleasure themselves to the said tape.

Virgo - likes it as long as it's for health benefits, making a baby, or to convince the other to propose

Libra - likes it as long as you're smiling and happy

Scorpio - likes it

Sagittarius - likes it as long as they can leave right away when they're done

Capricorn - likes it if he/she gets paid

Aquarius - likes it as long as you're ok with them trying their new gadget this time - it might hurt...

posted October 08, 2016 05:02 PM            

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Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz:
In the bedroom...

Aries - likes to be on top (or behind), as long as you don't mind being hit a little bit

Taurus - likes to be laying down, or whatever position is comfortable to snack during the session

Gemini - likes to be on their phone, computer, walkie talkie, TV, or all of them at once. Just don't get any of them messy...

Cancer - likes it when you dress up as their mom

Leo - likes it when it's being taped. Then afterwards, go through the play-by-play while they pleasure themselves to the said tape.

Virgo - likes it as long as it's for health benefits, making a baby, or to convince the other to propose

Libra - likes it as long as you're smiling and happy

Scorpio - likes it

Sagittarius - likes it as long as they can leave right away when they're done

Capricorn - likes it if he/she gets paid

Aquarius - likes it as long as you're ok with them trying their new gadget this time - it might hurt...

Pisces - likes it as long as they can get tied up so they can complain about it later

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