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posted November 25, 2008 05:59 AM         

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Correction: You are funnier than MOST

You know, I can't remember the details of that damn joke. But it has something to do with telling him to take the walkman out of his ears. He turns blue and passes out. Turns out that it's Victoria's voice saying "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out".

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posted November 25, 2008 06:00 AM         

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Didn't you know the cows would get very confused from being milked at a different time. Their udders will burst!!

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Oh, I see! ***crosses eyes*** I think I may need some convincing of this. I require a visual aid.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:04 AM         

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ROFL. I was just about to post a request for that joke. Oh God! That is so funny! All I have to say is thank God he can play soccer. Oh! Oops! Ummmm............ Well, there's always the modelling thing.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:04 AM         

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Sorry, that really does nothing for me at all. Just not my gig.

David Beckham leave me cold. Although as a father he seems very devoted, I like that.

Brad Pitt has never done anything for me either.

I'm not keen on blonde and pretty.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:07 AM         

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Don't mess with the cow's udder:

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posted November 25, 2008 06:07 AM         

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I went for the answer ~ never sacrifice your self-respect.

I've had enough of astrology for a while. Or to be more accurate, the ill-use of astrology.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:08 AM         

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Funny thing about Gabe looking like a friend's partner. My brother-in-law looks like Keanu Reeves. So I can never say anything there either.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:09 AM         

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Does anyone else think that this screams "I want to be your b1tch"?

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posted November 25, 2008 06:10 AM         

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Cor! I could almost say that's a hot pic

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posted November 25, 2008 06:11 AM         

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KOIFLOWER!!!!

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posted November 25, 2008 06:13 AM         

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No.

It's not warming me up.

I'm wearing knee-high boots, leggings, tights, a long carigan and a blanket. I need warming.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:14 AM         

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I thought so. I feel the same way about the Astro forum - for about a month now, probably more. Maybe that's why Unmoved has gone too. I do try to stay away, but when no-one is here I venture out. It's not ALL bad. But there's some odd threads and questions (and posts) in there.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:15 AM         

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I'm wearing knee-high boots, leggings, tights, a long carigan and a blanket. I need warming.

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I was just wondering what you're wearing. ***mind wanders off mischieviously***

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posted November 25, 2008 06:16 AM         

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I'm wearing knee-high boots, leggings, tights, a long carigan and a blanket. I need warming.

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I have a jacket made out of Sean Bean chest hair. Would you like to borrow it?

Umm, just don't tell PETA (or SAG) about it. Okay?

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posted November 25, 2008 06:19 AM         

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I had the audacity to remove them on a cold day. (think about it - or rather, just look down). ***veers closer to computer screen for closer inspection***

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posted November 25, 2008 06:20 AM         

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It's not so much the flippant replies that disappointment me (I may be guilty of some of those), but more the passive aggressiveness, smarty-pants type replies.

Life's too short and hard to wage word wars with others. Lindaland has a 'family' feel to it. There are those who give a gate-crasher feel to it.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:20 AM         

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Ummmm, that was not meant to get that big. Ummm, there's no way I can clean that up (or make it relevant to the last post). So..... I won't try.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:20 AM         

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I mispelt cardigan.

The shame.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:24 AM         

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If anyone has a picture of someone with a rug of chest hair that would be nice. Lots of fur.

Somehow I doubt Koi has a lot of this material saved up.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:24 AM         

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I mispelt cardigan.
The shame.

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I noticed but was too polite to say anything. You know what we Aries are like? So diplomatic and nice.

Actually, is your Virgo impressed that my Aries noticed? My Aries is.

For someone with the attention span of a gnu..... I don't forget, missy....... ***laughs evily while executing a brilliantly masterminded plot.......... if only those damn sharks would actually do as they are told***

Damn elaborate schemes. I need some frickin' laser beams.

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posted November 25, 2008 06:25 AM         

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posted November 25, 2008 06:26 AM         

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Who has chest hair?

Note - Russell, Colin, Christian, Sean - NO chest hair!

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posted November 25, 2008 06:28 AM         

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I know it says "spotlight", but I was thinking more along the lines of "Sweet Jesus!".

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posted November 25, 2008 06:28 AM         

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AHA! I surprise you, no?

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posted November 25, 2008 06:33 AM         

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Mr bm has black chest hair.

The rest will have to stop this disgusting waxing habit when they come around my house.

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