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Topic: What Drives Each Sign To The Shrink?
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Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 04, 2016 08:01 PM
I know we are in a politically correct climate in which one cannot call a spade a spade. That does not stop us here. We plow ahead with truth. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. The question is "What Drives Each Sign To the Shrink?" Aries---He goes to the shrink because he has lost all his friends as a result of bragging.
Taurus---He overeats for comfort and cannot fit into his pants. Gemini--She has driven off all her girlfriends and is now onto the guys. Cancer---She makes every man her mother.(Don't start) Leo---Leo talks about me, me, me, me, me, me.............................. Virgo--She thinks everyone smells. Libra----She is so put together that she makes other people's low self esteem come out. Scorpio----She wants intensity, intensity and intensity. Sagittarius---He does not go to the shrink. He has a one night stand. Capricorn--She spends all her time working. She tells the company shrink that she has no problems because problems look bad on the resume. Aquarius---She is the "Queen of Holier Than Thou." All the sinners have been driven to drink. Pisces----She has found recreational drugs. No shrink needed. ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE.
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DopGang Knowflake Posts: 3069 From: MBTI - INTJ -- Enneagram - 5w6 Registered: Jun 2015
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posted September 04, 2016 09:27 PM
I wouldn't call it truth because it's.... Too simple. Too generic. Not even in the sense that it's an offensive generalization. It's something that I imagine a kindergartener looking in a children's book with pretty pictures and writing this with a big crayon. IP: Logged |
hypatia238 Moderator Posts: 4984 From: Colorado Registered: Sep 2014
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posted September 04, 2016 09:55 PM
Awesome Ami, great thread idea!!IP: Logged |
CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 682 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 04, 2016 10:17 PM
Aries - all his family/friends keep him at arm's length due to his hot temper. He goes to the shrink for emotional support because there's "no way he's an assh*le". He ends up beating up the shrink and then goes to a strip club to treat himself for a rough day...Taurus - shrink goes to his house because he doesn't wanna leave his home and his collection of every single soda bottle he's ever drank Gemini - can't decide if he should go to the shrink or not, so he goes to the shrink to help him decide that Cancer - goes to a new shrink to vent because the last shrink was insensitive, and the one before that insulted him Leo - gets tricked into going to the shrink by his mom because he thinks it's an acting audition Virgo - plans on going to the shrink to help him overcome his OCD, but first has to count every single grain of rice in the pantry before he can leave Libra - his marriage to the mirror hasn't been going too well - always interrupts him when he talks. Also, he's been secretly seeing some side mirrors because they give a good view of his ass. Scorpio - he is the shrink Sagittarius - is feeling very optimistic about getting over his mental problems. He would even consider going to the shrink for the hell of it - he just needs to figure out a way to take off this straight jacket and get out of this padded room... Capricorn - has had countless sleepless nights agonizing over the fact that he hasn't made 7 figures profit yet. He considers going to the shrink, but doesn't want to spend the money so he quietly accepts lack of sleep... Aquarius - believes shrinks are a hoax and that all the fools that go to them are sheep. A full grown man, his laughs echo with grand presence through the halls while his mom changes his diaper... Pisces - not wanting to leave his room, he imagines and daydreams about going to the shrink in hopes of being enlightened by what the imaginary shrink would tell him. Instead, he day dreams about dancing dolphins and decides to dress up as a fish... IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 04, 2016 10:21 PM
quote: Originally posted by hypatia238: Awesome Ami, great thread idea!!
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Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 04, 2016 10:22 PM
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Elysia Knowflake Posts: 2081 From: Gotham Registered: Aug 2015
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posted September 04, 2016 10:24 PM
quote: Originally posted by DopGang: I wouldn't call it truth because it's.... Too simple. Too generic. Not even in the sense that it's an offensive generalization. It's something that I imagine a kindergartener looking in a children's book with pretty pictures and writing this with a big crayon.
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Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 04, 2016 10:25 PM
Scorpio - he is the shrinkClassic, CP ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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MermaidDreamz Knowflake Posts: 528 From: Registered: Sep 2015
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posted September 04, 2016 10:32 PM
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hypatia238 Moderator Posts: 4984 From: Colorado Registered: Sep 2014
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posted September 04, 2016 10:34 PM
Aries- anger managementTaurus- excessiveness whether drinking, porn, sex, or eating but they won't go to a shrink for any of that or anything bc there is nothing wrong with them ever in their mind unless it's a women dealing with self worth issues and or a long hx of trauma that has not been processed and now has culminated to the point they are having panic attacks and don't know why...then they seek out help. A male will not admit they are dealing with self worth issues or any issues, to much pride and too reserved. Gemini- anxiety and insomnia Cancer- anxiety revolving around security and safety and issues with emotional boundaries, either too rigid or too porous. Leo- does not feel appreciated or valued enough, deep wounds stemming from that and from feelings of rejection. Virgo- self image issues and anxiety.. Libra- assertiveness training.. Scorpio- partner cheated or they think they are been cheated on but still want to work things out or support moving on. Heartbreak. Sag- too generous or blunt but they don't go to the shrink, they read a self help book or go camping, hiking or travelling. They find a way to help themselves. Capricorn- workaholism Aquarius- they feel like an outsider and like they don't belong in this world, they don't feel understood or everything is falling apart. They usually seek out help when everything in their life is truly falling apart and they are in a chronic state of crisis tbh bc they are very independent so things have had to reach a certain extreme to seek out help and at that point they typically just want support and to not feel so alone. Pisces-they just want to cry their eyes out and emotional support and validation but need help with empowerement and letting go of victim mentality.
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CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 682 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 04, 2016 10:52 PM
Haha thanks Ami!IP: Logged |
TempuraNostril Knowflake Posts: 126 From: Registered: Nov 2013
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posted September 05, 2016 03:32 AM
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Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 05, 2016 09:28 AM
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Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1331 From: Plutanus/Uruno Registered: Jul 2015
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posted September 05, 2016 11:12 AM
I find it funny that people tend to put Aquarius up as people who think they're god when I actually have some severe self-loathing issues. Regardless, perhaps the insatiable need to satisfy my ego drives me to constantly look to others regarding my sense of self. ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
Electro DGX Knowflake Posts: 1331 From: Plutanus/Uruno Registered: Jul 2015
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posted September 05, 2016 11:23 AM
quote: Originally posted by DopGang: I wouldn't call it truth because it's.... Too simple. Too generic. Not even in the sense that it's an offensive generalization. It's something that I imagine a kindergartener looking in a children's book with pretty pictures and writing this with a big crayon.
Sorry Ami, but I'm going to have to agree with DopGang on this one. Not everybody has to go to the shrink because their are so many differing factors involved in one's life. Of course everyone will at least experience a breaking point in their life, but whether or not that requires the shrink is subjective. ------------------ Scorpio Ascendant Aquarius Sun in 4th Gemini Moon in 8th Check out my blog ya'll: www.electrodgxtalks.wordpress.com IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 05, 2016 11:26 AM
quote: Originally posted by MermaidDreamz: Lol. I love it.
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CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 682 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 05, 2016 06:22 PM
This isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's just a lighthearted way to poke fun at ourselves in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way.IP: Logged |
DopGang Knowflake Posts: 3069 From: MBTI - INTJ -- Enneagram - 5w6 Registered: Jun 2015
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posted September 05, 2016 06:44 PM
quote: Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz: This isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's just a lighthearted way to poke fun at ourselves in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way.
"We plow ahead with truth. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen." That doesn't sound like it's intended as tongue-in-cheek humor to me but what do I know, right? Though I could easily take it as tongue-in-cheek. It's not offensive but I guess my point is that if a person is to give "truth" (quoted on purpose) then why not put a little effort into it. It's so basic, particularly from a "professional". It's not the content. I just don't like being told "truths" that supposedly we're all in denial of. No one here is king or queen, God or goddess, or all knowing. So she can take her "truths" and shove them up her dumper if the terms are always that we're somehow so far beneath her that we're incapable of knowing our own truths. That's my problem here. What she has to say about signs, thinks about signs I couldn't care less. It's irritating to have a person tell me things about myself that supposedly even I don't know or if I do am denying. It's not the message, it's the delivery. If she left that part out, I'd have just glanced and moved on. Yes, this is something beyond this thread. It is mercury retrograde right? It wouldn't be right if we didn't have a little drama. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 05, 2016 07:27 PM
quote: Originally posted by CosmiqPhuz: This isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's just a lighthearted way to poke fun at ourselves in a tongue-in-cheek kinda way.
Yea, CP Guess what?
I think I am going to be playing guitar and singing with a group! ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 682 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 05, 2016 08:50 PM
quote: Originally posted by DopGang: It is mercury retrograde right? It wouldn't be right if we didn't have a little drama.
Haha, true. Honestly, I just saw this thread as an excuse to be a creative assh*le - so here I am. Drama? We need more Leos in here for that!
quote: Originally posted by Ami Anne: Yea, CP Guess what?
I think I am going to be playing guitar and singing with a group!
Whoa, that's cool Ami! What's the name of the group? IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 05, 2016 09:19 PM
It is two people at the Messianic synagogue---two singers--one bass and one soprano and one piano player.If I fit with them, I will be guitar and prolly alto. ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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CosmiqPhuz Knowflake Posts: 682 From: INFP Registered: Jan 2014
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posted September 05, 2016 11:28 PM
quote: Originally posted by Ami Anne: It is two people at the Messianic synagogue---two singers--one bass and one soprano and one piano player.If I fit with them, I will be guitar and prolly alto.
Sounds fun! So you skipped the solo gig at the cafe and went straight to a 4-piece group huh? IP: Logged |
bonsai Knowflake Posts: 353 From: another place, another time Registered: May 2012
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posted September 06, 2016 02:29 AM
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bonsai Knowflake Posts: 353 From: another place, another time Registered: May 2012
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posted September 06, 2016 02:30 AM
quote: Originally posted by DopGang: "We plow ahead with truth. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."That doesn't sound like it's intended as tongue-in-cheek humor to me but what do I know, right? Though I could easily take it as tongue-in-cheek. It's not offensive but I guess my point is that if a person is to give "truth" (quoted on purpose) then why not put a little effort into it. It's so basic, particularly from a "professional". It's not the content. I just don't like being told "truths" that supposedly we're all in denial of. No one here is king or queen, God or goddess, or all knowing. So she can take her "truths" and shove them up her dumper if the terms are always that we're somehow so far beneath her that we're incapable of knowing our own truths. That's my problem here. What she has to say about signs, thinks about signs I couldn't care less. It's irritating to have a person tell me things about myself that supposedly even I don't know or if I do am denying. It's not the message, it's the delivery. If she left that part out, I'd have just glanced and moved on. Yes, this is something beyond this thread. It is mercury retrograde right? It wouldn't be right if we didn't have a little drama.
Couldn't find myself disagreeing with any of that. You hit the nail on the head. IP: Logged |
Ami Anne Moderator Posts: 68942 From: Pluto/house next to NickiG Registered: Sep 2010
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posted September 06, 2016 07:47 AM
CPWhat is happening with the girl? xxxx ------------------ Want to Read Simple, Fun,Sexy Articles on Astrology? Check Me Out, DUDE. http://www.mychristianpsychic.com/
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