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posted February 28, 2009 04:22 AM         

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The old photo you found of me shocked me PA. I didn't realise I had lost so much weight!!

I decided to order a pen1s extension (looked like I needed one), and told the d1ldo company to wrap it in a discreet brown paper bag for delivery.

The company pulled up in a truck with "Acme D1ldo Co" spraypainted on the side.

As least my order was in a brown paper bag - LOL

And I'm going to put in a complaint at my beauty salon. The lazer hair removal is obviously not working!!!

PA, I noticed you have a lot of facial hair. I could give you the phone number of my beauty salon.

Anyway, you could have at least posted the pic of me when I was wearing my favourite white shoes & socks WITH my favourite linen petticoat!!!!!

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posted February 28, 2009 04:23 AM         

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***PA shakes head*** Dangerous huh? I would love a scooter. I've wanted one for years. I keep saying that to Mr PA who says "NO". His favourite word. Oh, and what does Mr PA ride, you ask? Oh, well, only a Suzuki GSX-R 1100.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:23 AM         

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PA you are very cruel.

I'm a spunky spanky from down under & you are a wicked pike fish.

Here you go AG

Spanky in the flesh....

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posted February 28, 2009 04:24 AM         

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koiflower

***PA hugs computer screen and is too afraid to let it go***

I HAVE MISSED YOU. You are never allowed to have a personal life and leave this computer ever again. Understood?

Good then.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:24 AM         

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That's ridiculous.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:26 AM         

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koiflower

Please. Keep it clean.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:27 AM         

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Whoa, my last post got scrunched in the wrong place. It was supposed to be after PA's one about her hubby not letting her ride a scooter.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:27 AM         

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i dont know where the hell you find all these random pictures...i cant think of enough clever words for interesting pictures... it seems like it'd take forever finding pictures on google.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:28 AM         

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AG

His logic being that a scooter is too slow and in the event of a "predicament" that it would not have enough speed to get out of the situation. Meanwhile, being lumped with a too big bike where there is no way of even picking up after dropping it would be of great service.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:30 AM         

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Spunk,

Did you take a picture of yourself laying down? Is this the virtual Spunk experience?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:31 AM         

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MISSED ME??? Damn, you know how to melt a Leo heart!!

I've asked my partner to move out. She just wasn't cooking the right meals, washing the laundry correctly, or mowing the lawns in straight lines while I was busy tapping out my Godzala comments!

You've all been busy these last 24 hours!! PA, have you checked your post total lately

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posted February 28, 2009 04:31 AM         

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Okay - spunky and AG - get a room.

Meanwhile, bm may be upset that spunky has made moves upon her return.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:33 AM         

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koi

Why, didn't you see my Randall thread?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:33 AM         

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Yes I was laying down...

What gave me away? The fact that my t1ts are under my chin?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:34 AM         

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koi

I did miss you. I even had to resort to the blow-up koi doll for personal pleasure and satifsaction.

***PA grasps koi inflatable, licking it*** Who's been good to PA this week? Who, yes you baby.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:35 AM         

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Now that you mention it, yes.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:35 AM         

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ROFL

Cheeky.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:37 AM         

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Cute pic Spunky!!!

You've got those cheeky Sag Moon eyes

PA, I give you full permission to fantasize in my absence with the next best thing. That's my opinion anyway, and you're entitled to it!!!!

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posted February 28, 2009 04:38 AM         

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PA

BM Can romance AG all she likes...I just want to **** the **** out of him.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:39 AM         

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Just using the visual as I guide - I'm thinking you want to suck the tongue out of him?

I'm so good with heiroglyphics too. Definitely an Egyptian past life. Definitely.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:40 AM         

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koi

You are not allowed to go tonight until you have read the email that I am going to send to you after I compose it. Got it! Good.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:40 AM         

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I hope write is still around. Where are you?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:40 AM         

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Decode this one then Master Transvestite...oops...um..Translator.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:41 AM         

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Ok! And now I will go and read your Randall thread......

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posted February 28, 2009 04:42 AM         

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Please - you can refer to me as "The Interpretor" Now, as it happens I do speak doggy talk. Very very well.

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