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PeaceAngel
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posted February 27, 2009 08:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I may be slow tonight, but............

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spunknini
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posted February 27, 2009 08:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
Alright!

After midnight...Guess we should hit the sack.

Turn off the light before you come to bed will ya? And quit stealing all the blankets or I'll hide your bunny slippers in the garden tomorrow.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
Definitely Gerry bad day or not.


There is no contest. I have never been physically attracted to a Libran man...It feels like incest to me lol.

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PeaceAngel
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posted February 27, 2009 08:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I'm glad that I don't feel that way about Aries men.

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PeaceAngel
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posted February 27, 2009 08:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
And I refuse to come to bed until you remove inflatable Gerry from my side of the bed and give it a wash.

Oh, and take out that DVD copy of the Colin sex tape out. I'm not re-enacting that thing for you again tonight.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
OK OK I will put Gerry doll in the bath, things got very messy last night.

Let's dress up & re enact 9 & 1/2 weeks. YOu be Mickey but dressed as Mr T & I will be Miss Piggy.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
I think we should dress up as Star Wars characters and re-enact Deep Throat. I'm thinking multiple uses for plastic lightsabers.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Lets dress up like PussyCat Dolls.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
We can form our own girl band and if only one of us can carry a tune it will make up for the defiencies of all the others. As long as we're shaking our snatches, we'll do fine.

We can be called something like the PussyWhipped Slappers.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
"Dontcha wish your girlfriens was hot like ME"

Yeah baby. Pussy cat dolls VS starwars.


PA....Will you be Yoda for me tonight?

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posted February 27, 2009 08:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Out of all the Star Wars characters - you want me to dress up as the little green ****** !!! I want to be Chewy and you can give me a wax job.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
You can dress up as Darth Vader and do the tantric breathing thing that I like.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
PA

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As long as we're shaking our snatches, we'll do fine

That was priceless. I nearly fell off my chair laughing & crying at the same time.

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PeaceAngel
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posted February 27, 2009 08:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
This conversation is absurd.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
But it's the funniest one we've ever had. I can't stop laughing.

Seems you are quite the late bloomer tonight.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Will you do a striptease then? Something sexy to either Dire Straits or Boz Scaggs?

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posted February 27, 2009 08:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
No - I'm slow tonight. Really tired.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
You know when you're so tired that you just can't/don't move - like in front of the TV? You keep telling yourself you should get up and turn it off and go to bed, but somehow you just can't bring yourself to do it - and yet, you can't sleep where you are. Well, that's where I am, but in front of the PC.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
For you it will be Dire Straits 'Money for nothing' & I will be Han Solo in Pussycat Dolls Garb.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Oooh - if you're going to do Han Solo - then I would prefer you be Indiana Jones. We have a date. Indiana Jones is very very sexy. Better than Han.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Harrison Ford has nice chest fluff. And nice legs.

See, now, Gerry doesn't have chest fluff.

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posted February 27, 2009 08:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
Yep you are officially brain dead sweetie.

eventually your body will try to make a run for it only to fall on the floor where you shall slowly slither & hump your way to the bed

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posted February 27, 2009 08:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
Maid In Manhattan is my favourite movie of all time.

Okay - NOW I'm officially brain dead.

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posted February 27, 2009 09:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for spunknini     Edit/Delete Message
Indiana eh? Well I can be accomodating for my favourite Aries poppett.


You can keep that chesty fluff, I am not fond of it at all & that Teacher boy betterhold on to his scrotum if he has any cos' I'm gonna rip it out by the roots

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posted February 27, 2009 09:02 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PeaceAngel     Edit/Delete Message
No - no - there's something very masculine about chest hair. I'm not talking massive amounts - but a nice bit of manly fluff.

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