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posted February 28, 2009 04:43 AM         

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Using the parody from an old The Simpsons episode, it looks to me like that greyhound is trying to go over the other one. See, I speak proficient doggy.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:44 AM         

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It wasn't me. It was some other guy.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:46 AM         

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No Chewy, down boy. Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.

Oh, okay - yeah, if she can kiss her brother - well, then, good dog. Good, good dog. Just a little to the left.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:46 AM         

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Ah-Ha!!! Well, congratualtions for 5 digits!!!

....ready for email

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posted February 28, 2009 04:47 AM         

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I have to compose it first. 5 digits. God, there's so many sex jokes we could make out of that. Ah, but I can't think of even one.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:49 AM         

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Nice one AG

I will see you there then.

Would you prefer fishnets & Lace girdle?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:49 AM         

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It's 1:47am here now. Time for me to go to bed I think. I'll be dreaming of someone ******* the **** out of me.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:51 AM         

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1 for **********
1 for **********
2 for holding a cigarette ready to light
1 for scratching that rogue pubic hair tickling the left cheek

boom boom, another lame Sag Moon joke

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posted February 28, 2009 04:52 AM         

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May I offer a suggestion?

I'm all for braiding the pubic hair down the thigh.

Just a thought.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:52 AM         

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Nightie night AG - was that squeezing the fart out of you?

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posted February 28, 2009 04:54 AM         

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Good night sweet prince.

I know your dreams will be sweet.

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posted February 28, 2009 04:54 AM         

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Oh, really? I thought ****** and ***** were picking and puss. Oh, well. What was I thinking!

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posted February 28, 2009 04:55 AM         

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picking and puss

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posted February 28, 2009 04:56 AM         

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yeewww Gross, PA!

shakes head violenty trying to erase the visual of braided pubic hair down the thigh

hehehe, just kidding

I like the hippie look - braided pubic hair, hairy armpits, dreadlocks (which is really unwashed hair over a very long time). I really like the hippie look on other people, not me that is.

A Virgo stellium would never allow for unslightly hairy thighs

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posted February 28, 2009 04:57 AM         

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Good night sweet prince.

***PA sticks fingers down throat***

Oh, excuse me for a moment. I was just attempting a personal re-enactment of Deep Throad. I wasn't, you know, ummmm, errrr, ahhhhh............ there's no way out of this one is there. Oh, unless I just keep my mouth shut. In which case: ***PA sticks fingers down throat***

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posted February 28, 2009 05:00 AM         

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Here you go koi....

I brought you some ear muffs.

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posted February 28, 2009 05:01 AM         

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Shhhhh! I only had it done yesterday. Don't tell anyone. I don't want people thinking I'm some freak. Hundreds of muppets were sacrificed for this. The Muppet branch of PETA may come after me.

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posted February 28, 2009 05:04 AM         

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Back soon.

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posted February 28, 2009 05:05 AM         

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PA

Can you see the ear muffs? I can't. Maybe the link is broken?

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posted February 28, 2009 05:08 AM         

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I was trying to sleep...back is killing me from running...thats what i get from trying to stay slim.

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posted February 28, 2009 05:11 AM         

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Thanks for the ear muffs, spunky! I wish I could see them. I'm sure they're beautiful, sexy and exactly my size!!

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posted February 28, 2009 05:11 AM         

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dont know if youve ever seen the show will and grace..but the character will on the show has the exact birthday as conan o'brien(same year and everything)...he is more serious, but still funny guy.

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posted February 28, 2009 05:12 AM         

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Muppet muff? Wow, I'd better phone an order through to Acme D1ldo Co for a purple one. Should look seductively purplish under my favourite while linen petticoat!

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posted February 28, 2009 05:12 AM         

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_McCormack

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posted February 28, 2009 05:13 AM         

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You run, writesomething? That's terrible!!! It's really bad for you!!! You could get shin splints, smashed knees, or even a bad back!!!

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