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posted February 26, 2009 05:40 AM         

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Gerry Butler between the sheets, eh?

Huh. Never thought of him there.

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posted February 26, 2009 05:43 AM         

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Oh I have many many times.

Did you see I was typing mid orgasm & my finger got stuck on 'A'

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posted February 26, 2009 05:45 AM         

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I was having an, ummm, underwear malfunction on my way to work one morning. And found myself in the elevator.... alone. So I figured, yep, perfect opportunity and hitched up my dress and suitably adjusted undies. Only to slowly realise that there was a very high chance that there was surveillance in the lift.

I think it may have been okay because one day I must have accidently pressed the emergency button in there and some voice over asked me if I was okay. Ummm, yeah. So I figure, maybe they didn't have surveillance. Either that or the security guys where too kind to say anything, or as is most likely, the ****** themselves laughing so hard they couldn't stop long enough to actually speak.

Hated those elevators. One of Sydney's tallest buildings. The elevator went for a free-fall one night. It literally just dropped 16 floors. Terrifying. The hydraulics or whatever kicked in between the 3rd & 2nd floors. Will never forget the looks on the faces - in the eyes - of the two men in there with me. We genuinely thought that was it - and not one word was exchanged.

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posted February 26, 2009 05:46 AM         

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No, I didn't notice that your finger got stuck. I just thought you most likey you're illiterate.

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posted February 26, 2009 05:46 AM         

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WAAAAAAH PA, that's hilarious, I wish she'd had said something like that to me but she looked absolutely horrified and ran off.

Maybe it is time to trim the old ladygarden, it's getting wild down there.

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posted February 26, 2009 05:46 AM         

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Quick cyber lovers, hide. My husband is home.

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posted February 26, 2009 05:53 AM         

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I would never ever get in a lift again of that had happened to me. I feel sick at the very thought of that PA, that's awful!

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posted February 26, 2009 05:56 AM         

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awww go give him a smooch PA.

He will wonder what you have done lol.

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posted February 26, 2009 06:03 AM         

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Maybe it is time to trim the old ladygarden, it's getting wild down there.

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ROFL. Now that is too much information.

Maybe we should have the Godzala version of the Brazillian - like - the anti-Brazillian. Just let it grow wild. It'll take off. I promise. The newest trend. Overly hairy crotches is the new black.

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posted February 26, 2009 06:04 AM         

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Yeah, wheels, needless to say, I'm really not fond of elevators.

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posted February 26, 2009 06:06 AM         

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I would win. It looks like Einstein down there.

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posted February 26, 2009 06:07 AM         

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Overly hairy crotches is the new black.

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Guess 'm in the hottest new club in town then eh? ROFL

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posted February 26, 2009 06:07 AM         

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aka in Britain - "the pant moustache"

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posted February 26, 2009 06:08 AM         

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The Godzalean:

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posted February 26, 2009 06:08 AM         

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*high fives spunky from 5 feet away, as each other's knicker-grass is keeping us apart*

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posted February 26, 2009 06:10 AM         

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*is crying laughing at that picture*

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posted February 26, 2009 06:10 AM         

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Which member of Godzala was recently spotted on the beach?

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posted February 26, 2009 06:11 AM         

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*is weak*

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posted February 26, 2009 06:11 AM         

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OMG!!!

Google "pubic hair" images and see what you get on pages 1 and 2. That was enough.

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posted February 26, 2009 06:12 AM         

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Dammit, I can't!

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posted February 26, 2009 06:16 AM         

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I think Amy Winehouse could be a Godzalean - give it some more growth.
http://www.popcrunch.com/amy-winehouse-hairy-pubic-hair-photo/

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posted February 26, 2009 06:22 AM         

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I just Googled "Godzala" just to see what would come up, and it's actually a surname. Well, who knew? Do you think they may be offended - in the same way that the Zeppelin family were upset about Led Zeppelin's use of their name?

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posted February 26, 2009 06:25 AM         

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Well, that just makes us the Godzala family.

Some of our family:

blue Godzala-Bale-Bean
wheels Godzala
spunky Godzala-Butler
Peace Godzala
koi Godzala-Garner-Affleck
Dark Godzala
meta Godzala-Fiennes

and, of course:

Zala Godzala. ***plays the theme from The Godfather***

Did I miss anyone? Sorry! ***PA wakes up next morning sleeping next to a horse's head***

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posted February 26, 2009 06:27 AM         

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eeewwwww

That was yucky.

I wonder how many Godzaliens will turn tail & run when they see the subject matter.

ROFL

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posted February 26, 2009 06:28 AM         

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Well, if we're as successful as Led Zep were, then maybe that will appease them. Or **** them off further.

Now, to keep up with Zeppelin, we need our own plane and some groupies.

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