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posted February 18, 2009 03:42 AM         

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Like I was saying when it wouldn't let me post, glad you like my knickers analogy, Koi.

I got a bit tetchy on the same sign why no conjunction thread. But there is no conjunction, like I can't get my butt into my smaller size thongs. No fit.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:01 AM         

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So is it still working?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:02 AM         

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Great news - (edit)

Something smells discriminatory here...

....and good on my mate for telling that bloke that!!!

I love good people

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posted February 18, 2009 06:07 AM         

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koi

Are you suggesting that he's discriminating against you because there's less chance of him seeing you naked over other female staff members?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:16 AM         

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Absolutely, and he is jealous because man boobs can never compete with mine!!!

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posted February 18, 2009 06:21 AM         

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Maybe that's where you should just show him that your balls are bigger than his too.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:25 AM         

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True!! I think it's scary for them when they realise that the petite, quiet, dedicated gay femme picks up very quickly on things that aren't quite right and will act immediately upon it!

Power trips don't work with me. BUT(edit) I always look for win-win situations for all.

******as I fix myself up a little to the left*****

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posted February 18, 2009 06:26 AM         

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I had an ex-boyfriend who leaned a little to the left. I suppose no-one told him he should change hands every now and then.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:29 AM         

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To which side do you think she adjusts her inner sock?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:30 AM         

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Eh, why ask? We've all seen the tape. We know the answer.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:31 AM         

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Wow - IQ hunk just gave me some great advice! Ummm, I think I asked for advice a day late! I've already opened a Pandora's Box - drat!

Oh well, looks like I will have to work a little more mysteriously from now on!

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posted February 18, 2009 06:33 AM         

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OMG - you can take my breath away PA - well, not you...but... I mean that you do, but you don't.....

.....thanks for a Jen hit!!! I needed that!!!

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posted February 18, 2009 06:41 AM         

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My Pandora conjuncts DNA and Mentor. Translation?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:42 AM         

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Translation? You have a metal box that breaths heavy?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:44 AM         

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Just taking from IQ's interp, I would say that if you're going to be competing with this person then it is not a good idea to share your ideas with them. But the thing is - who loses out when that happens?

Pandora conjunct Sun is a goodie! Lets not leave out Isis. I'm very fond of Isis. Isis is the emobidment of female masculine power, I think. Testosterone with **** , I guess. That's knowing how to use your sexuality.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:45 AM         

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I don't have a metal box. It's just the G-force instead of the G-spot that makes you think that. Next you'll be saying I have an iron lung.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:46 AM         

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Speaking of iron........

I bet meta thought I was going to post JJI! Well, I didn't. But I could............ yeah, yeah, only teasing.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:49 AM         

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Ok. I relent. For meta:

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posted February 18, 2009 06:52 AM         

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Yes - good point. I don't like competition. It's unnecessary. Nothing really matters in the end.

Pandora was an amazing woman - very talented - almost perfect in every way. Even her curiousity wasn't evil, but was manipulated against her. Hmmm, could be a big lesson there for me.

Luckily, Isis may come to the rescue and sort this silliness out. I do like the idea of Isis being in a significant position too. I inherited a cat called Sisi - her show name was Isis. She taught me a lesson in love.

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posted February 18, 2009 06:56 AM         

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G Force!!! So, you can raise your hand and attract your object of desires with a single flinch!! Then does your sabre start glowing?

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posted February 18, 2009 06:58 AM         

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Well, by going along with this, I would have to say that the power of the G-Force would be in full force only when I open my legs.

EDIT: So, who's your daddy now?

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posted February 18, 2009 07:00 AM         

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So what is your colour preference? Your brown gown? Or your black cape? Oh, I bet it's the black cape, because then you get to talk in a raspy sexy voice

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posted February 18, 2009 07:05 AM         

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I figure I should just wear the standard Jedi brown monk outfit. Perhaps do a Sea Of Love routine - with nothing else underneath.

But if that doesn't work - then I think this sums me up quite well.

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posted February 18, 2009 07:07 AM         

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Ooohhhh, rubber!!! I'm going all gooey now

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posted February 18, 2009 07:09 AM         

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I'm not a fan of rubber. Maybe that's because in Star Wars they don't have any rubber on their speedsters.

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